This wont be long. I just....after last weeks blow up about the night being too dark and this weeks "OMG this season's writing sucks" I can't understand anymore.
Look everyone is entitled to their opinion...that's fine but why can't people watch the f**king last few episodes of this epic series and be happy?!?!?! We aren't all going to agree with how it should end but JFC get a grip you f**king whiny b**ches!
Sorry...that's rude but COME ON Y'ALL! I can be just as critical as the next but I have a sinking feeling all you recently self nominated TV Show Critics are deflecting. You are angry the show is ending. You are angry we had to wait so long for the final season. You are angry its only a few episodes. Basically you are angry. But get off your high horse and just enjoy the ride.
For f**ks sake. It hasn't followed the books in a while, so quit that crap. It's a creative baby of certain peeps. Yes you can have thoughts on how it should be written, filmed, edited, whatever but you don't have the authority to change it...so what do you want/expect to happen???
I can't anymore with the "the night battle was too dark". Are you effing kidding me? Yea yea okay it was totally dark but I had zero issues with my viewing (although I laughed at all the memes). Ya know why? Because I know it was shot dark on PURPOSE! It was a f**king night battle not the High Noon Battle...NIGHT BATTLE with the NIGHT KING... You were supposed to feel like you were there. Be confused just like the characters. You were in the battle you whiny tw@ts! So yea you couldn't see $hit because you weren't meant to. You were meant to be left confused because it was a slaughter!
An I know most of the main characters survived...and I know in earlier seasons even main characters weren't safe but I also know this is ending...they are setting up the ending...let's just hope its a heart wrenching, jaw dropping ending that none of us saw coming but not one that makes us pissy...er.
Moving on... this week...why was it so bad? Because Jon can't keep a secret? Or because no one in Westeros can keep a secret (nothing new there)? Or just because you wanted to see them be different? I dunno anymore. There is no pleasing y'all. Yes, I know some things don't sit well with the superfans. And I get it but it's a TV Show based...somewhat on a book series. One that has an incredible cast, an addictive story, well developed characters, and **wait for it** a fairly unique story that can be appreciated by more than just fans of the books.
Again I understand some of the gripes but y'all need to chill. Our favorite Epic Fantasy Live Action Show is coming to an end. Instead of tearing it to pieces, immerse yourself in what's left and try to enjoy the fun. It's almost over........
Sorry...wasn't meaning to be rude but I just...I don't understand the excessive criticism...
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Monday, May 6, 2019
Monday, April 8, 2019
Stop with the SPAM
I Can't handle it anymore. And no I don't mean the ungodly number of Junk Emails I get (I mean stop that too). I mean the freaking commercials for SPAM.
Look I eat some weird things. I will try most things. But these commercials are GROSSING ME OUT. I know it's a cheap alternative to add protein to a diet. And I shouldn't judge since it may be the only thing keeping some people nourished, but it just looks so unhealthy. And I know I have eaten Vienna Sausages in the past. But SPAM...something about it just weirds me out.
First it was SPAMburger making a come back.
then SPAM stir fry
now SPAM tacos.
"Mmmm Pork Favor"
Sorry but I can't....seeing it fried in a pan just doesn't look yummy to me....am I weird?!?!?
Look I eat some weird things. I will try most things. But these commercials are GROSSING ME OUT. I know it's a cheap alternative to add protein to a diet. And I shouldn't judge since it may be the only thing keeping some people nourished, but it just looks so unhealthy. And I know I have eaten Vienna Sausages in the past. But SPAM...something about it just weirds me out.
First it was SPAMburger making a come back.
then SPAM stir fry
now SPAM tacos.
"Mmmm Pork Favor"
Thursday, April 5, 2018
Keep your religious bull$hit to yourself before you hurt someone!!!!!!!
I don't care what peeps think...usually. But when it could potentially cause harm to someone...I have an issue.
Saw this:
Okay, while I do agree for a while people were over medicated and misdiagnosed....these diseases do exist!!!!!!!!
What is funny is I saw this posted today....
Make up your f**king mind...do you think its real or not?!?!!? My point is the first statement(s) about ACTUAL mental disorders not existing is bad. They aren't lies. They are REAL. You may believe God made us who we are but that doesn't mean we have to live with serious illnesses. I can't imagine God wanting us to suffer. Are you going to tell me "God made you with cancer therefore don't treat it"? NO! Or that "God created you with depression so you would take your own life"? NO! First off Suicide is just an awful thing, and second... I mean it is frowned upon by God...."According to the theology of the Catholic Church, death by suicide is considered a grave matter, one of the elements required for mortal sin." Suicide=Bad.
Generally speaking...this FB post is stupid!!!!
Those aren't LIES. They are real, just as real as any other illness and those people need help. I'm sorry but prayer alone and "acceptance" can't fix a CHEMICAL IMBALANCE in the brain. You don't have to suffer because "God made you broken", you just have to learn to fix what HURTS you and live your life.
Religion is fine...great...faith=good but this $hit PISSES ME OFF!
Saw this:
Okay, while I do agree for a while people were over medicated and misdiagnosed....these diseases do exist!!!!!!!!
What is funny is I saw this posted today....
Generally speaking...this FB post is stupid!!!!
Those aren't LIES. They are real, just as real as any other illness and those people need help. I'm sorry but prayer alone and "acceptance" can't fix a CHEMICAL IMBALANCE in the brain. You don't have to suffer because "God made you broken", you just have to learn to fix what HURTS you and live your life.
Religion is fine...great...faith=good but this $hit PISSES ME OFF!
Friday, March 9, 2018
So you are telling me Eternal Damnation is in my future....k
People that hide behind religion and use it as an excuse to be an @$$hole are not actually good people.
You can be Catholic and not spit on a woman walking into Planned Parenthood.
You can have your beliefs and not call someone a whore because they got pregnant without being married.
You can think whatever you want but it doesn't give you the right to make someone else feel like they are below you because they messed up or believe differently.
No matter what you believe...what religion you follow or don't follow...what God you pray or don't pray to, its not an excuse to harm another person whether that is physically or emotionally.
Jesus said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone". Basically meaning you don't know someone's situation, don't judge. Instead maybe try to help them without being a jerkface! Not "OMG you sinner, let me burn your house down".
You are not the judge of others. He said "Treat others as you want to be treated". If you want people to be butts to you, okay fine but this usually isn't the case.
LOVE ONE ANOTHER! Not, only love people who see things from your point of view and believe what you believe.
I was "informed" because I love and support my family member and friends who happen to be gay, I will go to hell. That I should "love them from a distance" because their souls are dammed. WTF...really?
I was "informed" that because I took on the roll of "Aunt" to a child not related to me who happened to be born with no father known...I am perpetrating Satan's plan. Ummmm...what?
I was "informed" (again) that because my parents are divorced and had the marriage annulled years later the church considers me to be illegitimate. Are you serious right now...?
I might not be a practicing Catholic at the moment but from where I stand I do more things in Jesus' image than most of the practicing Catholic's I know.
WWJD...Yea I don't think he would abandon those who have been ousted by society. Let a mother and child be forgotten because she made a "mistake". Not love me because my parents made a VERY DIFFICULT decision and realized their marriage was toxic to each other and not a good environment for ME. Was it all butterflies and rainbows...no, it sucked BUT it worked out in the end.
"Things are either right or wrong, there is no gray area". Yes...true...I guess. But Forgiveness and Acceptance was my takeaway...not persecution and hatred.
Just my thoughts...rant over...people suck...love your neighbor...be excellent to each other and party on dudes!
You can be Catholic and not spit on a woman walking into Planned Parenthood.
You can have your beliefs and not call someone a whore because they got pregnant without being married.
You can think whatever you want but it doesn't give you the right to make someone else feel like they are below you because they messed up or believe differently.
No matter what you believe...what religion you follow or don't follow...what God you pray or don't pray to, its not an excuse to harm another person whether that is physically or emotionally.
Jesus said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone". Basically meaning you don't know someone's situation, don't judge. Instead maybe try to help them without being a jerkface! Not "OMG you sinner, let me burn your house down".
You are not the judge of others. He said "Treat others as you want to be treated". If you want people to be butts to you, okay fine but this usually isn't the case.
LOVE ONE ANOTHER! Not, only love people who see things from your point of view and believe what you believe.
I was "informed" because I love and support my family member and friends who happen to be gay, I will go to hell. That I should "love them from a distance" because their souls are dammed. WTF...really?
I was "informed" that because I took on the roll of "Aunt" to a child not related to me who happened to be born with no father known...I am perpetrating Satan's plan. Ummmm...what?
I was "informed" (again) that because my parents are divorced and had the marriage annulled years later the church considers me to be illegitimate. Are you serious right now...?
I might not be a practicing Catholic at the moment but from where I stand I do more things in Jesus' image than most of the practicing Catholic's I know.
WWJD...Yea I don't think he would abandon those who have been ousted by society. Let a mother and child be forgotten because she made a "mistake". Not love me because my parents made a VERY DIFFICULT decision and realized their marriage was toxic to each other and not a good environment for ME. Was it all butterflies and rainbows...no, it sucked BUT it worked out in the end.
"Things are either right or wrong, there is no gray area". Yes...true...I guess. But Forgiveness and Acceptance was my takeaway...not persecution and hatred.
Just my thoughts...rant over...people suck...love your neighbor...be excellent to each other and party on dudes!
Tuesday, February 6, 2018
Wait, why did they cut some random child's hair??? Was it on fire???
This whole thing makes it sound like two Volunteer Firefighters grabbed some random girl and chopped off her hair for no reason. This has nothing to do with them being f**king firefighters! This is stupid. I do agree what they did was completely irrational and wrong, but maybe they news station should MENTION somewhere before the FOURTH paragraph in the article that it was the Step Mother and Father who did this and they HAPPEN to be Volunteer Fire Fighters. This is a domestic issue to be investigated by CPS.
This has nothing to do with their volunteer work. Also, why is the fire chief involved??? Did they use their "titles" as firefighters to harm someone? No. This is a FAMILY issue!!!
If I f**ked up it wouldn't say "Account Manager for ______ company did whatever to ________, a Manager for ______". It would say 30 something woman lost her composure and hit her husband. Actually it probably wouldn't even make the f**king news. Also, I wouldn't harm my husband it was just an example.
I feel AWFUL for that girl. It is truly terrible! But thankfully in this instance, its only hair...it will grow back. Is it scarring, of course and I think Step Mom and Dad should be investigated. But for the news outlet to say two firefighters on leave because of a child's haircut is so stupid!
Take about sensationalizing an otherwise, unfortunately, normal story. It almost overshadows the fact that CLEARLY there is a parenting problem that CPS needs to be involved in.
I hate the media sometimes!
Tuesday, November 7, 2017
I think you are missing the point there sugar
This is a RANT feel free to ignore...
I am not a breedist...is that a thing...? I don't look at an animal and say "OMG its a _____ breed...everyone RUN!!!" but I am also not an idiot.
I've grown up with large and small dogs of all breeds. When I was a kid we had a doberman/boxer mix, a German Shepard/husky Mix, and a Pekingese/poodle mix. If you asked anyone they were scared of my dobe/boxer mix. After all AGGRESSIVE BREEDS!!! In reality...I was bit countless times by the little Pekingese mix. She was an @$$hole. Seriously, that little b**ch held me hostage on more than one occasion because she wanted to. She would jump in MY BED and then growl and nip if I moved. She was MEAN. I loved her to bits but she was a jerk. The big dogs...BABIES. The most lovable creatures you'd ever meet. But mess with me or my mom and you'd lose your manhood...or at the very least a toe.
My point is ALL dogs have the potential to be aggressive...ALL OF THEM. And the little ones are the worst. I've had them and loved them but they could be JERKS. I was chased down the street by a toy poodle. I was just a running along when this little puffball ATTACKED me. He's lucky I love dogs otherwise I might have punted him across the street. I was BLEEDING FROM MY ANKLES but he was a poodle...what's the big deal, right? WRONG! He viciously attacked me...but he was tiny. If a little dog bites you, you might need a bandaid...if a big dogs bites you, you need stitches or are dead. THAT is the difference.
With that said I don't care what size your dog is...it should be properly restrained when in public. If there is even a remote possibility that you MIGHT encounter another animal muzzle that little $hit. big or small, you muzzle them all. You know why? You f**king know why? Because if your little $hit of a dog runs up to me and my gentle giant and starts $hit, my gentle giant MIGHT decide to defend me which might equal death for your little $hit.
Doesn't matter if its a park, vet, or groomer...they should ALL be properly restrained for the safety of ALL pets. Irresponsible owners and/or vet/groomer employees are a problem. You don't walk a PITBULL past a BISHON. Just don't. You don't know how ANY dog is going to react..EVER! The kindest dog could decide tomorrow that the little @$$hole barking needs to be silenced.
I am not talking about the dogs with issues or dogs bred to be aggressive. I had pits too. Never had an issue...NEVER. I had someone try to say there was an issue but THEY WERE IN MY YARD and THEY HIT MY DOG REPEATEDLY. Show me ANY animal that wouldn't attack after being punched in the face. Come on...I'll wait. My dog could have destroyed that idiot...instead he barked...nipped (didn't bite, no blood was drawn)...and hid behind my then boyfriend. But because of his "breed" he was almost put down. Not because he did a damn thing wrong but because I lived next door to a moron. Nothing came of it but it was EYE OPENING.
Here's the point. Animals are just that, animals. If you treat them like $hit, they will respond in kind. Even the kindest animal has the potential to be mean....people aren't exempt. How many times did you hear about a mass murderer that was "just a normal guy...". So to protect the fur babies BE RESPONSIBLE. Always have them leashed. Put a "gentle lead" or a muzzle if you even had a tiny inkling your pup might try to defend you. Cross the street/path/area if you remotely think there might be an issue. Why risk it?!?! Be a responsible pet owner because others aren't.
Moral of the story...DON'T BE A TW@T! Protect your pets!
Don't judge a dog by its breed, judge it by its owner because lets be honest...unless there is an underlying issue the way a dog reacts is directly correlated with how its treated by their owner. "But pets attack kids all the time". DIG DEEPER. Maybe not always...but many times something happened. There are ways to introduce pets to kids...make them jealous and you have an issue...they are still an ANIMAL! Don't leave pets and kids unattended...why? Because some kids are @$$holes...and some animals don't understand what a kid is. BE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT!
Be overly cautious, not because your pet will hurt someone but because you just don't know. You NEVER know....EVER.
Rant over...I'm going to bed.
I am not a breedist...is that a thing...? I don't look at an animal and say "OMG its a _____ breed...everyone RUN!!!" but I am also not an idiot.
I've grown up with large and small dogs of all breeds. When I was a kid we had a doberman/boxer mix, a German Shepard/husky Mix, and a Pekingese/poodle mix. If you asked anyone they were scared of my dobe/boxer mix. After all AGGRESSIVE BREEDS!!! In reality...I was bit countless times by the little Pekingese mix. She was an @$$hole. Seriously, that little b**ch held me hostage on more than one occasion because she wanted to. She would jump in MY BED and then growl and nip if I moved. She was MEAN. I loved her to bits but she was a jerk. The big dogs...BABIES. The most lovable creatures you'd ever meet. But mess with me or my mom and you'd lose your manhood...or at the very least a toe.
My point is ALL dogs have the potential to be aggressive...ALL OF THEM. And the little ones are the worst. I've had them and loved them but they could be JERKS. I was chased down the street by a toy poodle. I was just a running along when this little puffball ATTACKED me. He's lucky I love dogs otherwise I might have punted him across the street. I was BLEEDING FROM MY ANKLES but he was a poodle...what's the big deal, right? WRONG! He viciously attacked me...but he was tiny. If a little dog bites you, you might need a bandaid...if a big dogs bites you, you need stitches or are dead. THAT is the difference.
With that said I don't care what size your dog is...it should be properly restrained when in public. If there is even a remote possibility that you MIGHT encounter another animal muzzle that little $hit. big or small, you muzzle them all. You know why? You f**king know why? Because if your little $hit of a dog runs up to me and my gentle giant and starts $hit, my gentle giant MIGHT decide to defend me which might equal death for your little $hit.
Doesn't matter if its a park, vet, or groomer...they should ALL be properly restrained for the safety of ALL pets. Irresponsible owners and/or vet/groomer employees are a problem. You don't walk a PITBULL past a BISHON. Just don't. You don't know how ANY dog is going to react..EVER! The kindest dog could decide tomorrow that the little @$$hole barking needs to be silenced.
I am not talking about the dogs with issues or dogs bred to be aggressive. I had pits too. Never had an issue...NEVER. I had someone try to say there was an issue but THEY WERE IN MY YARD and THEY HIT MY DOG REPEATEDLY. Show me ANY animal that wouldn't attack after being punched in the face. Come on...I'll wait. My dog could have destroyed that idiot...instead he barked...nipped (didn't bite, no blood was drawn)...and hid behind my then boyfriend. But because of his "breed" he was almost put down. Not because he did a damn thing wrong but because I lived next door to a moron. Nothing came of it but it was EYE OPENING.
Here's the point. Animals are just that, animals. If you treat them like $hit, they will respond in kind. Even the kindest animal has the potential to be mean....people aren't exempt. How many times did you hear about a mass murderer that was "just a normal guy...". So to protect the fur babies BE RESPONSIBLE. Always have them leashed. Put a "gentle lead" or a muzzle if you even had a tiny inkling your pup might try to defend you. Cross the street/path/area if you remotely think there might be an issue. Why risk it?!?! Be a responsible pet owner because others aren't.
Moral of the story...DON'T BE A TW@T! Protect your pets!
Don't judge a dog by its breed, judge it by its owner because lets be honest...unless there is an underlying issue the way a dog reacts is directly correlated with how its treated by their owner. "But pets attack kids all the time". DIG DEEPER. Maybe not always...but many times something happened. There are ways to introduce pets to kids...make them jealous and you have an issue...they are still an ANIMAL! Don't leave pets and kids unattended...why? Because some kids are @$$holes...and some animals don't understand what a kid is. BE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT!
Be overly cautious, not because your pet will hurt someone but because you just don't know. You NEVER know....EVER.
Rant over...I'm going to bed.
Wednesday, August 9, 2017
You are amoebas on fleas on a rat...whose eating its own tail because it would rather watch Aladdin than buy a f**king pizza!
I'm ranting again, feel free to skip this....
If people, countries, companies, etc could learn NOT be greedy that would be greeeeaaat. But instead everyone wants billions of dollars...because a mere million is child's play. I'm not really sure what I believe as far as how things should be run globally. I'm kinda right down the middle on most things. With that said the COST of everything has become a serious problem. Each year it becomes more and more expensive to live BUT we only get a meager CoL increase. And some people don't even get that. So we have to cut back in other places...not go on vacations...whatever.
Once place we cut was cable. I couldn't justify it anymore. I WILL NOT pay over $200 to watch f**king TV in the evenings. Do you know what I can do with $200?!?! And I'm not signing another "its not a contract, just an agreement"...yea potato, potahto. So we opted for internet only and stream stuff. So I pay currently $50 for internet, $9.99 for Netflix, $40 for PlayStation Vue (only to watch live sports really...do you know how f**ked up that is?!?!). So $100 a month. Well right now only $59.99 because I canceled PSVue until I need it. Still way more than it should be but I can watch everything I want and save $100+ a month.
Then I got a notice from my cable company...if I stream more than 1TB a month I get charged.
While that is a lot, when you are streaming EVERYTHING and working from home that cuts it a little close. So during the day if I don't have a show I want to catch up on, I have my $17 HD Antenna watching reruns of SVU and Criminal Minds or whatever I can find on regular TV.
I can deal. I had to pay to get the Season Finale of Doctor Who (I wanted to nut punch BBC when they removed their shows from Netflix!). One of the 1st to say "I have enough content, buy it from me, not Netflix". So I can get SOME of their shows on BBC America website but they are only out there for a month or so and I missed the cut off. It's not on Hulu. Amazon Prime has it but only older seasons and no Classic Who. Seriously angry about this! CBS is another one. I watch 4 shows on CBS...about to be none because I don't want to pay $5.99/mo JUST for CBS!!!!
While this crap angers me, I got over it because I still have a lot to watch. Then I see this....
LINK
F**K YOU DISNEY! Now you want to have your own streaming service!?!?! I don't have kids but I enjoy Disney. I watch Disney movies...and Star Wars....and Marvel...and don't forget these greedy bastards also own ABC. So does that mean ABC will be gone from PSVue like CBS??? What about the Netflix Original Shows of Marvel Characters...Jessica Jones, Daredevil, Luke Cage...what does this mean for them down the line?!?! By the time its all said and done one of two things is going to happen:
1.) Cable will be cheaper than 15 different PAID streaming services these greedy cunt lickers are creating so cord cutters will go back to cable (something I really don't want to f**king do).
2.) The networks will all implode and Netflix/Hulu/Amazon original programming and movies will be the new norm. Our favorite shows will be gone or picked up by one of these three. WHICH if I did all three it would be $30 a month + internet. Cheaper than what I have now! Of course I'm sure they'd raise the prices because...GREEDY!
C.) Cable will be hurting so bad internet prices will skyrocket and the whole thing will just collapse.
2b) Pirating will be more the norm and it will all still come crumbling down.
Look people can't afford this $hit! We cut the cord because y'all were raping us on cable prices. We stopped going to the movie theater because who the F**K can afford $30 JUST for tickets for 2 people!?!?!?! Now GREED has caused you cum guzzling whale vaginas to try to get my hard earned money in other sinister ways. No matter what we do, we can't save money. If I have to start choosing between groceries or T.V., I'll go get me some groceries and find something else to occupy my time.
Why can't everyone be like The CW. Most shows are there the next day and out there for a few weeks. You don't need to login with a cable provider or buy anything, it's just there! And their shows are on Netflix. Thank you CW, please don't change.
I hate this. I really really really hate this. You can't tell me Disney NEEDS money. $hit just to go to Disney World is $4k easily with kids. Just me and my hubs (two adults being thrifty) it was right under $2k for 6 nights. Things don't have to be this expensive but supply and demand blah blah blah. If demand goes up prices should go DOWN not up. But noooooo that isn't how it works *rolling eyes*. I"m not an economist, don't crucify me.
I'm going home to NOT watch T.V., cook dinner, and have a glass of wine. Maybe I'll read a book. F**k you very much Disney, you just pushed a fairly loyal consumer over the edge.
Also, I'm going find me a Voodoo Priestess to do the VooDoo on you. I hope this f**king crashes and burns and Disney loses their @$$es. I don't usually wish ill on anyone but I am angry today.
SIDE NOTE - notice how I didn't lump the HBO/Showtime/Cinemax in here? You know why? because those have ALWAYS been premium channels. We've ALWAYS had to pay extra for them. I am okay with that.
If people, countries, companies, etc could learn NOT be greedy that would be greeeeaaat. But instead everyone wants billions of dollars...because a mere million is child's play. I'm not really sure what I believe as far as how things should be run globally. I'm kinda right down the middle on most things. With that said the COST of everything has become a serious problem. Each year it becomes more and more expensive to live BUT we only get a meager CoL increase. And some people don't even get that. So we have to cut back in other places...not go on vacations...whatever.
Once place we cut was cable. I couldn't justify it anymore. I WILL NOT pay over $200 to watch f**king TV in the evenings. Do you know what I can do with $200?!?! And I'm not signing another "its not a contract, just an agreement"...yea potato, potahto. So we opted for internet only and stream stuff. So I pay currently $50 for internet, $9.99 for Netflix, $40 for PlayStation Vue (only to watch live sports really...do you know how f**ked up that is?!?!). So $100 a month. Well right now only $59.99 because I canceled PSVue until I need it. Still way more than it should be but I can watch everything I want and save $100+ a month.
Then I got a notice from my cable company...if I stream more than 1TB a month I get charged.
I can deal. I had to pay to get the Season Finale of Doctor Who (I wanted to nut punch BBC when they removed their shows from Netflix!). One of the 1st to say "I have enough content, buy it from me, not Netflix". So I can get SOME of their shows on BBC America website but they are only out there for a month or so and I missed the cut off. It's not on Hulu. Amazon Prime has it but only older seasons and no Classic Who. Seriously angry about this! CBS is another one. I watch 4 shows on CBS...about to be none because I don't want to pay $5.99/mo JUST for CBS!!!!
While this crap angers me, I got over it because I still have a lot to watch. Then I see this....
F**K YOU DISNEY! Now you want to have your own streaming service!?!?! I don't have kids but I enjoy Disney. I watch Disney movies...and Star Wars....and Marvel...and don't forget these greedy bastards also own ABC. So does that mean ABC will be gone from PSVue like CBS??? What about the Netflix Original Shows of Marvel Characters...Jessica Jones, Daredevil, Luke Cage...what does this mean for them down the line?!?! By the time its all said and done one of two things is going to happen:
1.) Cable will be cheaper than 15 different PAID streaming services these greedy cunt lickers are creating so cord cutters will go back to cable (something I really don't want to f**king do).
2.) The networks will all implode and Netflix/Hulu/Amazon original programming and movies will be the new norm. Our favorite shows will be gone or picked up by one of these three. WHICH if I did all three it would be $30 a month + internet. Cheaper than what I have now! Of course I'm sure they'd raise the prices because...GREEDY!
C.) Cable will be hurting so bad internet prices will skyrocket and the whole thing will just collapse.
2b) Pirating will be more the norm and it will all still come crumbling down.
Look people can't afford this $hit! We cut the cord because y'all were raping us on cable prices. We stopped going to the movie theater because who the F**K can afford $30 JUST for tickets for 2 people!?!?!?! Now GREED has caused you cum guzzling whale vaginas to try to get my hard earned money in other sinister ways. No matter what we do, we can't save money. If I have to start choosing between groceries or T.V., I'll go get me some groceries and find something else to occupy my time.
Why can't everyone be like The CW. Most shows are there the next day and out there for a few weeks. You don't need to login with a cable provider or buy anything, it's just there! And their shows are on Netflix. Thank you CW, please don't change.
I hate this. I really really really hate this. You can't tell me Disney NEEDS money. $hit just to go to Disney World is $4k easily with kids. Just me and my hubs (two adults being thrifty) it was right under $2k for 6 nights. Things don't have to be this expensive but supply and demand blah blah blah. If demand goes up prices should go DOWN not up. But noooooo that isn't how it works *rolling eyes*. I"m not an economist, don't crucify me.
I'm going home to NOT watch T.V., cook dinner, and have a glass of wine. Maybe I'll read a book. F**k you very much Disney, you just pushed a fairly loyal consumer over the edge.
Also, I'm going find me a Voodoo Priestess to do the VooDoo on you. I hope this f**king crashes and burns and Disney loses their @$$es. I don't usually wish ill on anyone but I am angry today.
SIDE NOTE - notice how I didn't lump the HBO/Showtime/Cinemax in here? You know why? because those have ALWAYS been premium channels. We've ALWAYS had to pay extra for them. I am okay with that.
Tuesday, August 8, 2017
She's an ALIEN FFS why does this even matter?!?!?!
Saw this when I logged in this A.M.:
LINK
What the actual f**k?!!?!? PETA needs to be rounded up and shot into the sun. Look I don't care what you or anyone else eats. I really don't. Unless its people or PETS then whatever makes you happy. But don't try to force your diet on me...us...a FICTIONAL alien. Who cares what ANYONE ON TV eats much less an alien?!?!? Have I mentioned she is an ALIEN...? I'd rather see The Doctor running around being awesome, I don't care if she has a bloody steak or tofu after!
We rarely see The Doctor eat so I don't know why this even matters but the reasoning makes me want to light myself on fire and run around screaming while I pull my hair out and throw the flaming strands at people.
Or maybe just sear a slab of ribeye and eat the bloody thing in front of PETA because who the f**k cares...ahhhhhhhhhhhh! (I keep saying bloody...do I mean it as a curse or an adjective...I'll never teeeeeellllll, *muahahahaaha*)
"Eating dead animals simply doesn't fit with the Doctor's moral compass,”
What are you talking about!?!!?!? He blew up his planet!!! Yea yea yea he actually saved it but he thought for a few hundred...maybe thousand years or so it became rubble BECAUSE OF HIM and he sure as hell was gonna blow the mother f**ker up in the 50th. Honestly, after the crap they put 12 through, he was probably regretting that decision.
“Considering all the benefits that eating vegan has for a person’s heart, it’d be doubly beneficial for the Doctor!"
STOOOOOOOOOOP! Please stop. Superior Time Lord Physiology...do you even watch the show?!?!?
Yes we have a female Doctor WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE VEGAN?!?! Because she's a she? Would they have done the same letter if another male was cast? Can we compromise and have a Vegan companion??? And then have the Doctor making constant quips about "what's wrong with eating meat? I once went to a planet where the plants ate the people and the plants didn't get all weepy about it."
Side note PETA is a f**king joke! I think they started out on the right path, then did some peyote and their logic ended up somewhere past Pluto. You want to help animals find someplace else because these nutters don't need anymore support.
Again, I don't care what people eat but why do we have to make the alien more human??? She isn't HUMAN. She is an A-L-I-E-N! Just because she looks human (actually we look Time Lord, they came 1st) doesn't mean she is HUMAN! Not everything has to be a statement. Now, lets see lucky number 13 grab her sonic and fly off into the stars...
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What the actual f**k?!!?!? PETA needs to be rounded up and shot into the sun. Look I don't care what you or anyone else eats. I really don't. Unless its people or PETS then whatever makes you happy. But don't try to force your diet on me...us...a FICTIONAL alien. Who cares what ANYONE ON TV eats much less an alien?!?!? Have I mentioned she is an ALIEN...? I'd rather see The Doctor running around being awesome, I don't care if she has a bloody steak or tofu after!
We rarely see The Doctor eat so I don't know why this even matters but the reasoning makes me want to light myself on fire and run around screaming while I pull my hair out and throw the flaming strands at people.
Or maybe just sear a slab of ribeye and eat the bloody thing in front of PETA because who the f**k cares...ahhhhhhhhhhhh! (I keep saying bloody...do I mean it as a curse or an adjective...I'll never teeeeeellllll, *muahahahaaha*)
"Eating dead animals simply doesn't fit with the Doctor's moral compass,”
What are you talking about!?!!?!? He blew up his planet!!! Yea yea yea he actually saved it but he thought for a few hundred...maybe thousand years or so it became rubble BECAUSE OF HIM and he sure as hell was gonna blow the mother f**ker up in the 50th. Honestly, after the crap they put 12 through, he was probably regretting that decision.
STOOOOOOOOOOP! Please stop. Superior Time Lord Physiology...do you even watch the show?!?!?
Yes we have a female Doctor WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE VEGAN?!?! Because she's a she? Would they have done the same letter if another male was cast? Can we compromise and have a Vegan companion??? And then have the Doctor making constant quips about "what's wrong with eating meat? I once went to a planet where the plants ate the people and the plants didn't get all weepy about it."
Side note PETA is a f**king joke! I think they started out on the right path, then did some peyote and their logic ended up somewhere past Pluto. You want to help animals find someplace else because these nutters don't need anymore support.
Again, I don't care what people eat but why do we have to make the alien more human??? She isn't HUMAN. She is an A-L-I-E-N! Just because she looks human (actually we look Time Lord, they came 1st) doesn't mean she is HUMAN! Not everything has to be a statement. Now, lets see lucky number 13 grab her sonic and fly off into the stars...
Monday, August 7, 2017
You can't NOT do your job and then complain that other people get more "perks" related to them actually working
I have to rant...ignore me while I waste my 10 minute break.
I just...while hopefully the job market bounces back MORE over here in the South people are still losing jobs or taking MAJOR pay cuts. It's all related to the f**king price of oil. Yes I know higher oil prices = higher PPG. But there has to be a happy medium. We went from $120 a barrel to $49.52, I think, last Thursday. That is PAINFUL to all business who do anything related to oil & gas.
We work in an industry that works with this one (f**k me sideways) and its been rough. So rough that we went from 20 people to a meager 6 in the office and 3 techs in the field. But we are somehow hanging on. The ones left have all been here many many years and should know the gravity of the situation here.
Apparently not. Apparently a couple of so called "good employees" have decided that they are not expendable and therefore can do whatever the f**k they want. Look I know the owner doesn't want to let anyone else go. But we all know that the two idiots who aren't working only have enough work to fill maybe 3-4 hours a day...MAYBE. Do I get slow...yes but 90% of the time I can fill a full 8+ hours with crap that needs to be done.
If you are smart and NEED your paycheck I would be doing everything in my f**king power to make myself look needed. Meaning don't push your $hit off on everyone else (morons!). Seriously, you should be flying under the radar not putting a bullseye on you! Anyways, you are not my problem but when I am sitting here answering calls/emails about everything under the sun related to my position and some other crap you should be doing, I should not hear you bull$hitting in the common area. WTF?!?!
I may not be your boss but your boss listens to me. And while I won't say anything (at least not right now), you should KNOW he isn't stupid. He isn't blind. He knows you don't do a f**king thing until he walks in at 10AM. You know how I know?!? He told me! And he also danced around asking if I would be able to handle what you do in addition to what I do. I've hinted this to you morons. I straight up said, stop being stupid and do the f**king 3 hours of work you get paid 8 hours to do. But no...noooooo. I just heard you tw@t waffles talking about some upcoming vacations AND how much of a stoner one of your kids is (well isn't that special). Meanwhile I am sitting here being yelled at because someone needs to talk to one of you and you aren't f**king answering the phone!
Whatever, you will realize...probably too late what is happening....I just hope I get a little more money to deal with your crap on top of mine.
Rant over...NOLAGurl out.
I just...while hopefully the job market bounces back MORE over here in the South people are still losing jobs or taking MAJOR pay cuts. It's all related to the f**king price of oil. Yes I know higher oil prices = higher PPG. But there has to be a happy medium. We went from $120 a barrel to $49.52, I think, last Thursday. That is PAINFUL to all business who do anything related to oil & gas.
We work in an industry that works with this one (f**k me sideways) and its been rough. So rough that we went from 20 people to a meager 6 in the office and 3 techs in the field. But we are somehow hanging on. The ones left have all been here many many years and should know the gravity of the situation here.
Apparently not. Apparently a couple of so called "good employees" have decided that they are not expendable and therefore can do whatever the f**k they want. Look I know the owner doesn't want to let anyone else go. But we all know that the two idiots who aren't working only have enough work to fill maybe 3-4 hours a day...MAYBE. Do I get slow...yes but 90% of the time I can fill a full 8+ hours with crap that needs to be done.
If you are smart and NEED your paycheck I would be doing everything in my f**king power to make myself look needed. Meaning don't push your $hit off on everyone else (morons!). Seriously, you should be flying under the radar not putting a bullseye on you! Anyways, you are not my problem but when I am sitting here answering calls/emails about everything under the sun related to my position and some other crap you should be doing, I should not hear you bull$hitting in the common area. WTF?!?!
I may not be your boss but your boss listens to me. And while I won't say anything (at least not right now), you should KNOW he isn't stupid. He isn't blind. He knows you don't do a f**king thing until he walks in at 10AM. You know how I know?!? He told me! And he also danced around asking if I would be able to handle what you do in addition to what I do. I've hinted this to you morons. I straight up said, stop being stupid and do the f**king 3 hours of work you get paid 8 hours to do. But no...noooooo. I just heard you tw@t waffles talking about some upcoming vacations AND how much of a stoner one of your kids is (well isn't that special). Meanwhile I am sitting here being yelled at because someone needs to talk to one of you and you aren't f**king answering the phone!
Whatever, you will realize...probably too late what is happening....I just hope I get a little more money to deal with your crap on top of mine.
Rant over...NOLAGurl out.
Friday, July 21, 2017
Of course its real! How can people still think it isn't real?!?!?!?
Depression is very very very real. It isn't something you can just "turn off" or "get over". Yes everyone in creation has ups and downs but DEPRESSION is a disease of the mind. Its horrible and if people still think its made up or whatever they have clearly never known someone who suffered with it.
We've lost another talented person to suicide. How many famous and non-famous people have to die before we realize the status of mental health treatment is embarrassing...?
Chester Bennington committed suicide mere weeks after Chris Cornell was found by his bodyguard. They were friends. Chris dying clearly took a toll on Chester. I am so heartbroken for them and their families, friends, and fans.
So we lost two more amazing artists to a horrible disease. I hate seeing/hearing things like "oh just another famous person who can't handle money" or "just another druggie" about anyone who has passed from an overdose or suicide or a combination. That's not it. Some of these aren't using drugs/alcohol to "be cool" or whatever. Its their only way to cope with the horrible things depression does to their minds. It gets so bad that death seems like the only way out. I can't imagine that. I can't imagine being so lost in the darkness of my own mind that I want to take my life but I know...I KNOW it happens.
I watched my Aunt and family deal with it after they found her husband. I watched my BFF and her family deal with it after they found her Aunt. Its awful. You see first hand what happens to the family during and after something like this. And while many want to blame the person who committed suicide, calling them selfish, they really shouldn't. Yes, it is selfish I guess but that isn't how they see it. They usually see themselves as a burden, as a problem, as someone who doesn't deserve to be happy...pick something. They think taking themselves out of the equation is better for them AND those around them because they usually know they are sick and their loved ones wont have to be burdened with their issues any longer.
There is a light, there is always a light in the darkness, but sometimes they can't see it. Depression LIES. It lies so much. But when you are depressed you may not be able to see that.
We've lost another talented person to suicide. How many famous and non-famous people have to die before we realize the status of mental health treatment is embarrassing...?
Chester Bennington committed suicide mere weeks after Chris Cornell was found by his bodyguard. They were friends. Chris dying clearly took a toll on Chester. I am so heartbroken for them and their families, friends, and fans.
So we lost two more amazing artists to a horrible disease. I hate seeing/hearing things like "oh just another famous person who can't handle money" or "just another druggie" about anyone who has passed from an overdose or suicide or a combination. That's not it. Some of these aren't using drugs/alcohol to "be cool" or whatever. Its their only way to cope with the horrible things depression does to their minds. It gets so bad that death seems like the only way out. I can't imagine that. I can't imagine being so lost in the darkness of my own mind that I want to take my life but I know...I KNOW it happens.
I watched my Aunt and family deal with it after they found her husband. I watched my BFF and her family deal with it after they found her Aunt. Its awful. You see first hand what happens to the family during and after something like this. And while many want to blame the person who committed suicide, calling them selfish, they really shouldn't. Yes, it is selfish I guess but that isn't how they see it. They usually see themselves as a burden, as a problem, as someone who doesn't deserve to be happy...pick something. They think taking themselves out of the equation is better for them AND those around them because they usually know they are sick and their loved ones wont have to be burdened with their issues any longer.
There is a light, there is always a light in the darkness, but sometimes they can't see it. Depression LIES. It lies so much. But when you are depressed you may not be able to see that.
If you can't talk to family or call a friend...contact a stranger. They are there to listen 24/7.
Call - 1-800-273-8255
R.I.P.
Tuesday, July 18, 2017
"Vaginas in space?!? No Thanks!"
Seriously?!?! Just one of the NUMEROUS idiotic comments I saw on Sunday. Come on people, really?!?!
If you are unaware or not a fan, they announced who the next Doctor will be. And He is regenerating into a She. People are losing their minds.
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Is it different, yes. Is it bad...I don't think so. I know, I know he's been a he FOREVER! And I love him as a He. But other Timelords changed gender why not him. Hell, his best frenemy became a girl (Missy) so clearly its not out of the realm of possibilities. PLUS they've been hinting at this for a while, easing us into it. We see The Master as Missy, we see a general (I think, I can't remember) change from male to female. They've been telling us its happening.
I was shocked at first too but I love the show and I love the character so lets give her a chance. I personally think it could be great. Shake things up a bit. Change isn't always bad. I'm not saying you can't be upset, everyone can feel how they want to. I am just saying if you are a fan, give her a chance. If she sucks, congrats you were right. If she's awesome, you get to see the 1st female Doctor running through time and space being amazing.
And for those complaining that "all I'll be able to see is the mom from Broadchurch", you mean to tell me you didn't think the same thing about Capaldi (Malcolm Tucker) or when Tennant became Kilgrave (all I see is Ten being a tw@t). Yes, its hard to picture them in different roles once you associate a specific one with them but remember they are actors, some pretty amazing actors. Give them a chance to show you how talented they are.
What's done is done, let's hope for the best.
If you are unaware or not a fan, they announced who the next Doctor will be. And He is regenerating into a She. People are losing their minds.
Is it different, yes. Is it bad...I don't think so. I know, I know he's been a he FOREVER! And I love him as a He. But other Timelords changed gender why not him. Hell, his best frenemy became a girl (Missy) so clearly its not out of the realm of possibilities. PLUS they've been hinting at this for a while, easing us into it. We see The Master as Missy, we see a general (I think, I can't remember) change from male to female. They've been telling us its happening.
I was shocked at first too but I love the show and I love the character so lets give her a chance. I personally think it could be great. Shake things up a bit. Change isn't always bad. I'm not saying you can't be upset, everyone can feel how they want to. I am just saying if you are a fan, give her a chance. If she sucks, congrats you were right. If she's awesome, you get to see the 1st female Doctor running through time and space being amazing.
And for those complaining that "all I'll be able to see is the mom from Broadchurch", you mean to tell me you didn't think the same thing about Capaldi (Malcolm Tucker) or when Tennant became Kilgrave (all I see is Ten being a tw@t). Yes, its hard to picture them in different roles once you associate a specific one with them but remember they are actors, some pretty amazing actors. Give them a chance to show you how talented they are.
What's done is done, let's hope for the best.
Sunday, June 11, 2017
I have questions...mainly how does one wipe...?!?
I am all about "to each his own". I really don't care what you wear, your style, your taste, etc. I think its great when people have their own style. But sometimes I have practicality questions...this is one of those times.
Don't get me wrong these look really cool but....
HOW....?!?!?
My lady parts just screamed in fear. I really think I would severely injure my hoohah even with a wad of TP.
Now these aren't so bad but I feel like the jewels would catch on EVERYTHING....
I mean what if you want to...have a little fun alone...even with a toy, there is still the risk of vag stab. Gives new meaning to mid-cycle bleeding.... "Ooops, looks like I have a piercing now".
Oh come on! Do you have a hand maiden doing your hair?!?!!? How do you TYPE?!?! I am so confused....
Again...do these people not touch their hair?!?! My hand would be stuck and I'd have to chop off 5".
*evil witch cackle* Come closer my pretty, so I can stab your eyes out *ahhhhahahahahaa* Wait didn't the chick in X-men have nails that grew like this?!?!?!
Sorry! I mean go 'head gurl, if this is your thing. I just think I would injure myself and/or not be able to perform daily functions...like peeing (wiping) without assistance! I am clumsy enough without sharp objects attached to my fingers. I'd probably poke my own eye out.
Police Officer: how'd she die?
Husband: She fell on her fancy nails
Police Officer: *sigh* that is the 5th one this month!
Don't get me wrong these look really cool but....
My lady parts just screamed in fear. I really think I would severely injure my hoohah even with a wad of TP.
Now these aren't so bad but I feel like the jewels would catch on EVERYTHING....
I mean what if you want to...have a little fun alone...even with a toy, there is still the risk of vag stab. Gives new meaning to mid-cycle bleeding.... "Ooops, looks like I have a piercing now".
Oh come on! Do you have a hand maiden doing your hair?!?!!? How do you TYPE?!?! I am so confused....
Again...do these people not touch their hair?!?! My hand would be stuck and I'd have to chop off 5".
*evil witch cackle* Come closer my pretty, so I can stab your eyes out *ahhhhahahahahaa* Wait didn't the chick in X-men have nails that grew like this?!?!?!
Sorry! I mean go 'head gurl, if this is your thing. I just think I would injure myself and/or not be able to perform daily functions...like peeing (wiping) without assistance! I am clumsy enough without sharp objects attached to my fingers. I'd probably poke my own eye out.
Police Officer: how'd she die?
Husband: She fell on her fancy nails
Police Officer: *sigh* that is the 5th one this month!
Monday, April 3, 2017
It looks so ANGRY!
Seriously, that looks hella pissed! But truthfully it doesn't hurt. It itches like a Mother F**ker, but isn't painful.
I do look like I have some sort of highly contagious disease though. I mean its not contagious at all. But try explaining that to people you don't know, who have been drinking...quite a bit.
I looked so hot in my fancy dress with my make-up and hair did. I tried to hide it but I talk with my hands so numerous people were like "OMG what's wrong with your arm?!?!". Plus I was in a room full of Doctors and Nurses so everyone had a remedy or diagnosis, even though I said "Its poison ivy. It isn't infected. It doesn't hurt. I am fine.".
Side Note - Is it just me or does it look like a pissed off red sperm imprint.
Thursday, March 30, 2017
Age does not equal maturity...it seems lately some of the most immature people are our elders
While I know we all have our faults; we all learn new things everyday. The day I think I know it all slap me, because you NEVER know everything.
With that said the way people react to situations really speaks volumes to me. When we win a "battle" our natural instinct is to celebrate. But knowing when that celebration is appropriate shows maturity.
We wont always get our way. Things happen, sometimes we lose. But just because we "win" doesn't mean we can take joy in someone's loss. At least not in front of them. Gloating is one of the biggest signs of immaturity. We all do it, have done it, but there are some situations where you should NEVER DO IT. Usually these are serious situations, like oh I dunno...death.
Death can brings families together or tear them apart. I seem to be bearing witness to a "tear them apart" situation. And its all because the "adults" can't play nice. They seem to all want to screw each other out of their meager inheritances. They are bragging about what they 'got' or have power of. There is a will that states how things should be but people are bucking the system. They are fighting. They are manipulating. They aren't playing fair. And I don't understand. Someone you love DIED! Do you think they would want you fighting over what THEY already took care of.
I'm the eldest so I should get _______________
I'm the only girl so I should get ______________
I'm the baby so I should get ________________
I am, I am, I am...its all f**king bull$hit!
THIS DOESN'T MATTER! None of this matters. The tomb wasn't even closed before you started f**king fighting!
If I was your parent I would have donated everything to charity and said f**k all y'all ungrateful heathens. They KNEW this would happen, that is why there is a will. A LEGAL WILL! In the end, nothing else matters. You are family. You are SIBLINGS. Materialistic $hit doesn't matter. You are all over 60 and have no idea how to be a mature adult. How did this happen? You say the baby boomers are the *insert amazing feat* generation. But you aren't.
You know what you are? You are the reason our world is dying. You are the reason our economy is failing. You are the reason we are all drowning in debt. You are the reason I can barely survive with a f**king Masters Degree. You created the millennials and now are complaining about us (yea, apparently I am a "millennial"). You are the greediest, most selfish generation I've come across. You don't see reason, you only see ways to take from everyone else without giving crap. And I am done.
SIDE NOTE - obviously its not all "baby boomers". I know many are reasonable. They tend to be more educated and HUMBLE. Look, there are bad seeds in every group but the ones I've been "privileged" enough to be around lately are 100% awful.
With that said the way people react to situations really speaks volumes to me. When we win a "battle" our natural instinct is to celebrate. But knowing when that celebration is appropriate shows maturity.
We wont always get our way. Things happen, sometimes we lose. But just because we "win" doesn't mean we can take joy in someone's loss. At least not in front of them. Gloating is one of the biggest signs of immaturity. We all do it, have done it, but there are some situations where you should NEVER DO IT. Usually these are serious situations, like oh I dunno...death.
Death can brings families together or tear them apart. I seem to be bearing witness to a "tear them apart" situation. And its all because the "adults" can't play nice. They seem to all want to screw each other out of their meager inheritances. They are bragging about what they 'got' or have power of. There is a will that states how things should be but people are bucking the system. They are fighting. They are manipulating. They aren't playing fair. And I don't understand. Someone you love DIED! Do you think they would want you fighting over what THEY already took care of.
I'm the eldest so I should get _______________
I'm the only girl so I should get ______________
I'm the baby so I should get ________________
I am, I am, I am...its all f**king bull$hit!
THIS DOESN'T MATTER! None of this matters. The tomb wasn't even closed before you started f**king fighting!
If I was your parent I would have donated everything to charity and said f**k all y'all ungrateful heathens. They KNEW this would happen, that is why there is a will. A LEGAL WILL! In the end, nothing else matters. You are family. You are SIBLINGS. Materialistic $hit doesn't matter. You are all over 60 and have no idea how to be a mature adult. How did this happen? You say the baby boomers are the *insert amazing feat* generation. But you aren't.
You know what you are? You are the reason our world is dying. You are the reason our economy is failing. You are the reason we are all drowning in debt. You are the reason I can barely survive with a f**king Masters Degree. You created the millennials and now are complaining about us (yea, apparently I am a "millennial"). You are the greediest, most selfish generation I've come across. You don't see reason, you only see ways to take from everyone else without giving crap. And I am done.
SIDE NOTE - obviously its not all "baby boomers". I know many are reasonable. They tend to be more educated and HUMBLE. Look, there are bad seeds in every group but the ones I've been "privileged" enough to be around lately are 100% awful.
Thursday, March 2, 2017
Darwinism...maybe
Saw this:
Laughed for like 5 minutes straight...what a sarcastic answer. But really, if you cut a wire, you break the connection....it will no longer connect to the power source. Well at least a piece of it wouldn't connect. Granted you probably wouldn't get much of a shock from the battery operated lights but why chance it. I just feel like if you cut them, even the piece still attached to the battery pack wouldn't work (or would work but not properly) because of safety or something. I dunno, I've spliced together wires before so it may still work but this just screams FIRE HAZARD.
This has to be one of the goofiest questions I've seen on Amazon...buy a shorter strand or figure out a way to hide the excess....
Monday, February 27, 2017
STOP DRINKING & DRIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was all ready to make a funny/fun/silly Mardi Gras post but that will have to wait....
For f**ks sake people there are other options. I know a lot of people have done it...I know its stupid. I know sometimes people don't realize how impaired they are until after they are driving. I know sometimes friends aren't there to stop you! I know $hit happens! I know!
But there are so many more options these days than EVER. You've always been able to call a friend. Back in the day if you had cash, call a cab. Or f**king walk! But now there is Uber & Lyft and Cabs take CCs. Or stay where you are and sleep it off. Meaning you have NO EXCUSE!
Not only do you endanger yourself, but you run the risk of KILLING SOMEONE ELSE in the process. Mardi Gras is a time of partying. This has been the case for YEARS. But in the past TWO days I've gotten news alerts about FIVE accidents caused by an "impaired" driver and not all were in NOLA. Not to mention my friend's son was involved in a hit and run with a DRUNK DRIVER just before the parade insanity started. That Mo-fo t-boned him, backed up, and f**king took off! I'm not even sure how his truck was still drive-able but whatever. The son was okay (Thank GOD!) but pretty beat up and bleeding everywhere.
I was down the street from the Endymion fiasco. If you don't know some f**k nugget who was HEAVILY intoxicated drove his truck into the parade crowd injuring more than 30 people and sending 21 to the hospital. Thankfully no one died but some are hurt and hurt bad. Not sure how only one child was struck...that area is FULL of families...honestly that is a miracle and he only had minor injuries. This guy is 25...he has messed up his entire life. There is no scenario where he doesn't have a serious mark on his record and probably prison. He is claiming he "accepted a drink" from a stranger on the street and doesn't remember anything else. Sorry buddy that isn't really an excuse. One don't take drinks from strangers and two DON'T DRIVE! Now if his blood screen comes back with a roofie in it, okay I'll give you a little sympathy BUT your blood alcohol 2 hours after the accident was still three times the legal limit.....sooooooooo something doesn't add up. I've been drugged before (unfortunately)...I didn't keep drinking...I think I had half a drink total and couldn't function anymore ...and I know others (unfortunately) that said the same thing...they didn't drink anything else after they were drugged...so this makes no sense to me but I am not an expert so who knows.
In another incident a CHILD was killed on I10 because of an impaired driver and in another a woman in the vehicle with an impaired driver died after the vehicle flipped.
Don't be scared to stand up to an intoxicated person who is trying to leave. Take their keys and walk away. If they somehow get in the car, DO NOT GET IN. I've done it. I've taken keys. I've refused to get in a car. Its hard! Your friend/family gets mad...sometimes very mean but its the right decision. If something happens and you don't at least try you will feel guilty. It isn't your fault but you will feel like you should have done something more. It sucks... It is much easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission. And the next day you usually get an apology and a thank you...usually...some people are @$$holes...you don't need them...trust me but you still did the right thing.
It isn't worth it! Please...please I beg you stop this. And its all ages doing it..not just "young people". I think one of the incidents was a 50+ y/o, so you can't blame just one generation. No one wants to get a call/knock at the door saying their child/spouse/parent/sibling/friend/whatever was injured or killed in a crash.......accidents happen without impairment but these types...these are preventable.
Rant over, NOLA Gurl out....now lets go enjoy the rest of Mardi Gras, hopefully with no more craziness!
For f**ks sake people there are other options. I know a lot of people have done it...I know its stupid. I know sometimes people don't realize how impaired they are until after they are driving. I know sometimes friends aren't there to stop you! I know $hit happens! I know!
But there are so many more options these days than EVER. You've always been able to call a friend. Back in the day if you had cash, call a cab. Or f**king walk! But now there is Uber & Lyft and Cabs take CCs. Or stay where you are and sleep it off. Meaning you have NO EXCUSE!
Not only do you endanger yourself, but you run the risk of KILLING SOMEONE ELSE in the process. Mardi Gras is a time of partying. This has been the case for YEARS. But in the past TWO days I've gotten news alerts about FIVE accidents caused by an "impaired" driver and not all were in NOLA. Not to mention my friend's son was involved in a hit and run with a DRUNK DRIVER just before the parade insanity started. That Mo-fo t-boned him, backed up, and f**king took off! I'm not even sure how his truck was still drive-able but whatever. The son was okay (Thank GOD!) but pretty beat up and bleeding everywhere.
I was down the street from the Endymion fiasco. If you don't know some f**k nugget who was HEAVILY intoxicated drove his truck into the parade crowd injuring more than 30 people and sending 21 to the hospital. Thankfully no one died but some are hurt and hurt bad. Not sure how only one child was struck...that area is FULL of families...honestly that is a miracle and he only had minor injuries. This guy is 25...he has messed up his entire life. There is no scenario where he doesn't have a serious mark on his record and probably prison. He is claiming he "accepted a drink" from a stranger on the street and doesn't remember anything else. Sorry buddy that isn't really an excuse. One don't take drinks from strangers and two DON'T DRIVE! Now if his blood screen comes back with a roofie in it, okay I'll give you a little sympathy BUT your blood alcohol 2 hours after the accident was still three times the legal limit.....sooooooooo something doesn't add up. I've been drugged before (unfortunately)...I didn't keep drinking...I think I had half a drink total and couldn't function anymore ...and I know others (unfortunately) that said the same thing...they didn't drink anything else after they were drugged...so this makes no sense to me but I am not an expert so who knows.
In another incident a CHILD was killed on I10 because of an impaired driver and in another a woman in the vehicle with an impaired driver died after the vehicle flipped.
Don't be scared to stand up to an intoxicated person who is trying to leave. Take their keys and walk away. If they somehow get in the car, DO NOT GET IN. I've done it. I've taken keys. I've refused to get in a car. Its hard! Your friend/family gets mad...sometimes very mean but its the right decision. If something happens and you don't at least try you will feel guilty. It isn't your fault but you will feel like you should have done something more. It sucks... It is much easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission. And the next day you usually get an apology and a thank you...usually...some people are @$$holes...you don't need them...trust me but you still did the right thing.
It isn't worth it! Please...please I beg you stop this. And its all ages doing it..not just "young people". I think one of the incidents was a 50+ y/o, so you can't blame just one generation. No one wants to get a call/knock at the door saying their child/spouse/parent/sibling/friend/whatever was injured or killed in a crash.......accidents happen without impairment but these types...these are preventable.
Rant over, NOLA Gurl out....now lets go enjoy the rest of Mardi Gras, hopefully with no more craziness!
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Educate yourself BEFORE you speak
Also - stating opinion as fact is WRONG 100% of the time. Also believing your are right in any situation does not give you the right to be an @$$hole...being an @$$hole actually diminishes the validity your argument.
Look I am all about Freedom of Speech and Expression. I can handle people who don't always see things the same way as I do. But I'll be damned if you think I am going to sit there and let you spew "information" at me that is not only inaccurate but also insulting.
It is not a secret that I am a child of divorce or that I was raised Catholic. Apparently that was all the rage back in the day. Get married in the 70's, have a few kids, get divorced in the 80's. Whatever, not everyone I knew came from a divorced family but there were a few of us. NOTHING WAS WRONG WITH US. My parents and theirs thankfully raised us semi-normally.
With that said I will not sit back at the age of f**king 30+ and listen to you tell me that kids of divorce are always f**ked up and lead awful pointless lives. What?!?!?! Listen here @$$hole, I know quite a few children of divorce and while yes some of them have issues, MOST of us are fine. We have grown up, have educations, have jobs, have spouses, some have kids, and almost all of us are happy and not on drugs or whatever other crazy $hit I just heard. We didn't fall down the rabbit hole of drugs/financial instability or any of that nonsense YOU have been brainwashed to think. Most of our parents remarried and we love our steps because they are GOOD PEOPLE!
Also, just because a Catholic Marriage is annulled doesn't mean any kids in the marriage are now illegitimate. What fear mongering non-sense have you been reading?!?! Do NOT sit there and tell me that because my parents had their marriage annulled 12 years after the divorce and 8 years after being remarried that now me and my brothers are "illegitimate". Educate yourself on YOUR religion before you make yourself look dumb.
While I can accept that you believe that and think that MY FAMILY is wrong, don't argue with me when I show you facts. Don't tell me that my family did WRONG because they wanted their 2nd marriages blessed by the church after almost 10 years. F**k they've been married for over 25 years now...whatcha think about that? Still think its wrong...? That's fine but call me "illegitimate" again and we are going to have an issue. Because according to YOUR CHURCH, I am not.
"For this reason (or for other reasons that render the marriage null and void) the Church, after an examination of the situation by the competent ecclesiastical tribunal, can declare the nullity of a marriage, i.e., that the marriage never existed. In this case the contracting parties are free to marry, provided the natural obligations of a previous union are discharged."
"Although an annulment is thus a declaration that "the marriage never existed", the Church recognizes that the relationship was a putative marriage, which gives rise to "natural obligations". In canon law, children conceived or born of either a valid or a putative marriage are considered legitimate..."
So okay yea my parents divorced and the marriage was nulled BUT according to the church (after an INVESTIGATION) it was deemed a valid or putative marriage i.e. WE ARE STILL LEGITIMATE. So f**k off with your half @$$ED assessment of things you clearly know NOTHING ABOUT.
Also, children of divorce are not all predisposed to get divorced. What cracked out preacher told you that? In my experience many children of divorce are LESS likely to divorce (actually they are less likely to marry in the first place) BECAUSE they don't want to go through the BS. Meaning I know I don't want to go through what my parents went through therefore I'm gonna do my darnedest to NOT marry someone unless I think we can stick it out. Does this include everyone, OF COURSE NOT, but neither does your assessment so go back in your high an mighty bubble and leave me alone.
Rant over...PEOPLE SUCK!
Look I am all about Freedom of Speech and Expression. I can handle people who don't always see things the same way as I do. But I'll be damned if you think I am going to sit there and let you spew "information" at me that is not only inaccurate but also insulting.
It is not a secret that I am a child of divorce or that I was raised Catholic. Apparently that was all the rage back in the day. Get married in the 70's, have a few kids, get divorced in the 80's. Whatever, not everyone I knew came from a divorced family but there were a few of us. NOTHING WAS WRONG WITH US. My parents and theirs thankfully raised us semi-normally.
With that said I will not sit back at the age of f**king 30+ and listen to you tell me that kids of divorce are always f**ked up and lead awful pointless lives. What?!?!?! Listen here @$$hole, I know quite a few children of divorce and while yes some of them have issues, MOST of us are fine. We have grown up, have educations, have jobs, have spouses, some have kids, and almost all of us are happy and not on drugs or whatever other crazy $hit I just heard. We didn't fall down the rabbit hole of drugs/financial instability or any of that nonsense YOU have been brainwashed to think. Most of our parents remarried and we love our steps because they are GOOD PEOPLE!
Also, just because a Catholic Marriage is annulled doesn't mean any kids in the marriage are now illegitimate. What fear mongering non-sense have you been reading?!?! Do NOT sit there and tell me that because my parents had their marriage annulled 12 years after the divorce and 8 years after being remarried that now me and my brothers are "illegitimate". Educate yourself on YOUR religion before you make yourself look dumb.
While I can accept that you believe that and think that MY FAMILY is wrong, don't argue with me when I show you facts. Don't tell me that my family did WRONG because they wanted their 2nd marriages blessed by the church after almost 10 years. F**k they've been married for over 25 years now...whatcha think about that? Still think its wrong...? That's fine but call me "illegitimate" again and we are going to have an issue. Because according to YOUR CHURCH, I am not.
"For this reason (or for other reasons that render the marriage null and void) the Church, after an examination of the situation by the competent ecclesiastical tribunal, can declare the nullity of a marriage, i.e., that the marriage never existed. In this case the contracting parties are free to marry, provided the natural obligations of a previous union are discharged."
"Although an annulment is thus a declaration that "the marriage never existed", the Church recognizes that the relationship was a putative marriage, which gives rise to "natural obligations". In canon law, children conceived or born of either a valid or a putative marriage are considered legitimate..."
So okay yea my parents divorced and the marriage was nulled BUT according to the church (after an INVESTIGATION) it was deemed a valid or putative marriage i.e. WE ARE STILL LEGITIMATE. So f**k off with your half @$$ED assessment of things you clearly know NOTHING ABOUT.
Also, children of divorce are not all predisposed to get divorced. What cracked out preacher told you that? In my experience many children of divorce are LESS likely to divorce (actually they are less likely to marry in the first place) BECAUSE they don't want to go through the BS. Meaning I know I don't want to go through what my parents went through therefore I'm gonna do my darnedest to NOT marry someone unless I think we can stick it out. Does this include everyone, OF COURSE NOT, but neither does your assessment so go back in your high an mighty bubble and leave me alone.
Rant over...PEOPLE SUCK!
Thursday, December 22, 2016
YASSSSS! That beat up minivan with the mismatched paint really turns me on!!!!
I just have a question...in the history of driving has this ever worked?
Girl: *Driving along singing*
Boy: *pulls up next to girls vehicle*
Girl: *glances over because someone is pacing her doing 75MPH down the interstate*
Boy: Heeeeeeey gurl heeeeeeeeeeeey *saucy wink*
Girl: WTF?!? *looks ahead trying to ignore him*
*traffic slows down to an almost stop*
Boy: I said hey chica! *honk honk*
Girl: *speeds up as much as she can*
Boy: *speeds up* Jew are one hot mami
Girl: *ignoring you*
Boy: Can I get your number?
Girl: *floors it and exits the interstate*
Seriously, does this ever work?!!?!? Was there a point where a girl was like "Ay papi, let me STOP ON I10 and give you my number"???
Not only is that just weird and CREEPY but its dangerous. He was looking at me...not the road. The only reason he knew to stop was because I was slowing down. I am over 30 and I can tell you with 100% certainty that this has NEVER worked on me. I may have teased a bit when I was younger because I was clearly having a temporary lack of intelligence but I never stopped or gave anyone my number. Also, once that one guy tried to literally run me off the road to get me to stop at like 11PM, I decided NEVER making Eye Contact was probably safer.
Girl: *Driving along singing*
Boy: *pulls up next to girls vehicle*
Girl: *glances over because someone is pacing her doing 75MPH down the interstate*
Boy: Heeeeeeey gurl heeeeeeeeeeeey *saucy wink*
Girl: WTF?!? *looks ahead trying to ignore him*
*traffic slows down to an almost stop*
Boy: I said hey chica! *honk honk*
Girl: *speeds up as much as she can*
Boy: *speeds up* Jew are one hot mami
Girl: *ignoring you*
Boy: Can I get your number?
Girl: *floors it and exits the interstate*
Seriously, does this ever work?!!?!? Was there a point where a girl was like "Ay papi, let me STOP ON I10 and give you my number"???
Not only is that just weird and CREEPY but its dangerous. He was looking at me...not the road. The only reason he knew to stop was because I was slowing down. I am over 30 and I can tell you with 100% certainty that this has NEVER worked on me. I may have teased a bit when I was younger because I was clearly having a temporary lack of intelligence but I never stopped or gave anyone my number. Also, once that one guy tried to literally run me off the road to get me to stop at like 11PM, I decided NEVER making Eye Contact was probably safer.
Wednesday, December 21, 2016
Holy homophobia Batman!
Okay that sounds ten kinds of awful but it was the first thing that popped in my head.
Its Christmas, right? A time for peace on earth and good will towards men. Its a time when being a decent human being SHOULD come more naturally. Its a time of acceptance and love. Or its a time to be a total c**t and say horrible things. Yea I definitely remember learning that last one in my religion classes.
Me: Ugh I hate Walmart! Sooooo many people *blah*
Person 1: Well don't go to the one on *insert specific location* its full of gay people!!!!
Me: *blank stare*
Person 2: *judging stare* Well that doesn't bother me....
Me: Me neither....
Person 1: No, you don't understand they are like openly gay in that store!!!!
Me: I mean are they f**king in aisles? Or groping each other inappropriately...?
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I was there with my Aunt and two BOYS went walking by holding hands and being realtionship-y
Me: *confused* and...?
Person 1: and...?!? And its like they think its okay!
Person 2: *horrified expression*
Me: I'm pretty sure it is okay.... But if you don't like seeing that then go to one of the other 10 locations in the area. I mean did they do or say anything to y'all...?
**At this point I am trying not to start an argument but I am getting annoyed**
Person 1: YES!
Me & Person 2: Oh...what happened?
Person 1: *very matter of fact* They were buying Christmas presents and decorations. They are gay, they can't celebrate Christmas.
Me: Says who...? Hold up, aren't you Catholic? Aren't you taught to accept everyone? Love thy neighbor and whatnot.
Person 2: Didn't you have an affair? I think that means YOU can't celebrate Christmas.
Person 1: *shocked expression*
Me: *oh $hit* Um, Merry Christmas....?
Person 1: f**k both of you f*g lovers! *walks away*
Me: *jaw drop* I'm pretty sure she can't say that......I'm offended.
Person 2: *laughing* I am too.
This is almost word for word! I know people are @$$holes but holy $hit!!! I guess I don't usually surround myself with such awful people so this shocked me a bit. Talk about being in the Christmas spirit.
Its Christmas, right? A time for peace on earth and good will towards men. Its a time when being a decent human being SHOULD come more naturally. Its a time of acceptance and love. Or its a time to be a total c**t and say horrible things. Yea I definitely remember learning that last one in my religion classes.
Me: Ugh I hate Walmart! Sooooo many people *blah*
Person 1: Well don't go to the one on *insert specific location* its full of gay people!!!!
Me: *blank stare*
Person 2: *judging stare* Well that doesn't bother me....
Me: Me neither....
Person 1: No, you don't understand they are like openly gay in that store!!!!
Me: I mean are they f**king in aisles? Or groping each other inappropriately...?
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I was there with my Aunt and two BOYS went walking by holding hands and being realtionship-y
Me: *confused* and...?
Person 1: and...?!? And its like they think its okay!
Person 2: *horrified expression*
Me: I'm pretty sure it is okay.... But if you don't like seeing that then go to one of the other 10 locations in the area. I mean did they do or say anything to y'all...?
**At this point I am trying not to start an argument but I am getting annoyed**
Person 1: YES!
Me & Person 2: Oh...what happened?
Person 1: *very matter of fact* They were buying Christmas presents and decorations. They are gay, they can't celebrate Christmas.
Person 2: Didn't you have an affair? I think that means YOU can't celebrate Christmas.
Person 1: *shocked expression*
Me: *oh $hit* Um, Merry Christmas....?
Person 1: f**k both of you f*g lovers! *walks away*
Me: *jaw drop* I'm pretty sure she can't say that......I'm offended.
Person 2: *laughing* I am too.
This is almost word for word! I know people are @$$holes but holy $hit!!! I guess I don't usually surround myself with such awful people so this shocked me a bit. Talk about being in the Christmas spirit.
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| These were basically my expressions... |
Monday, December 19, 2016
How can you be in your 30's and not have watched any 90's cartoons?!?!?!?
Okay some newer cartoons are fun but the old ones man...those are the best...maybe because as an adult I catch things and go "oh my god!". So many hidden things that my little child brain didn't quite grasp.
Animaniacs and Tiny Toon Adventures were pretty famous for that. Then you had the "older teen" cartoons like Beavis & Butthead and Ren & Stimpy. But don't forget Courage the Cowardly Dog and Rocko's Modern Life. Soooooo many to choose from.
So I am not actually gonna reference a "dirty" reference today but just one that makes me and my friends giggle. Way back when, when we were younger there was a scene in one of the above mentioned TV Shows. My group references it fairly often as a joke so it almost comes as second nature now.
We were at a thing and one of the little ones kept getting 'dirty' so their mom kept wiping their hands/face off. To the point where we were like "dude just leave it, they are fine". At one point mom did it like 4 times in a row. Kid picked up chalk, mom wiped off hands. Kid picked up chips, mom wiped off hands. Kid picked up other kids toy, mom wiped off hands. Look I get it you don't want the little one sick but good lord! Anyways, at one point she was doing this and I said *sounding like Woody Allen* "Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands."
Only one person got it and it was my relative because we watched the show together. We were giggling like idiots and everyone else was like "WTF...?". So I said:
"Its Filbert".
*blank stares*.
"You know the turtle dude from Rocko's Modern Life..."
*confused stares*.
"OMG y'all come on! Rocko...the Wallaby...came on Nickelodeon..."
*You are weird stares*
Seriously?! Showed the below:
The kids mom "Oh, that show was dumb, I never watched it".
You're dumb...this show was comedic gold.
Animaniacs and Tiny Toon Adventures were pretty famous for that. Then you had the "older teen" cartoons like Beavis & Butthead and Ren & Stimpy. But don't forget Courage the Cowardly Dog and Rocko's Modern Life. Soooooo many to choose from.
So I am not actually gonna reference a "dirty" reference today but just one that makes me and my friends giggle. Way back when, when we were younger there was a scene in one of the above mentioned TV Shows. My group references it fairly often as a joke so it almost comes as second nature now.
We were at a thing and one of the little ones kept getting 'dirty' so their mom kept wiping their hands/face off. To the point where we were like "dude just leave it, they are fine". At one point mom did it like 4 times in a row. Kid picked up chalk, mom wiped off hands. Kid picked up chips, mom wiped off hands. Kid picked up other kids toy, mom wiped off hands. Look I get it you don't want the little one sick but good lord! Anyways, at one point she was doing this and I said *sounding like Woody Allen* "Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands."
Only one person got it and it was my relative because we watched the show together. We were giggling like idiots and everyone else was like "WTF...?". So I said:
"Its Filbert".
*blank stares*.
"You know the turtle dude from Rocko's Modern Life..."
*confused stares*.
"OMG y'all come on! Rocko...the Wallaby...came on Nickelodeon..."
*You are weird stares*
Seriously?! Showed the below:
The kids mom "Oh, that show was dumb, I never watched it".
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