I can't stop laughing....*snort*

I was on Pinterest and this popped up in my feed...two posts...side by side... and all I can see is The Doctor judging the mannequin's exposed boobie.

Or maybe he's checking it out...who knows. 

Either way he's looking right at it and having thoughts. 

I know I know its a nursing dress but at first glance it looks like the latest fashion craze..."check out my under boob". 

And don't say that is preposterous...remember this?!?!!?

But what if he is a Time Traveler?!?!?!

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I...ok.  I mean lets think about this.  What IF we are invaded and he was right and all he wanted to do was make sure we fought back.  The future of humanity could be in jeopardy!!!!

"The man told police he was only able to time travel because aliens filled his body with alcohol." or maybe he was out of his mind intoxicated...maybe.  I mean why would they give him the ability to come back to warn us...that is highly unlikely.  

"He noted that he was supposed to be transported to the year 2018, not this year." Crap...hmmm who else ends up in the wrong year(s)...I need a picture...is he wearing a velvet frock coat and a cravat...?  Maybe a leather jacket...does he look like a magician?!?! Is he rambling about a blue box...?

Dude we are gonna feel hella bad if we locked up the savior of Earth.

I'll just leave this...here

Or alcohol....

Or ya know...don't lock them up....because they SEEM "crazy"

And just because I almost spit my coffee out...

If you can't detect my sarcasm we can't be friends...

She's an ALIEN FFS why does this even matter?!?!?!

Saw this when I logged in this A.M.:

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What the actual f**k?!!?!?  PETA needs to be rounded up and shot into the sun.  Look I don't care what you or anyone else eats.  I really don't.  Unless its people or PETS then whatever makes you happy.  But don't try to force your diet on me...us...a FICTIONAL alien.  Who cares what ANYONE ON TV eats much less an alien?!?!? Have I mentioned she is an ALIEN...?  I'd rather see The Doctor running around being awesome, I don't care if she has a bloody steak or tofu after!

We rarely see The Doctor eat so I don't know why this even matters but the reasoning makes me want to light myself on fire and run around screaming while I pull my hair out and throw the flaming strands at people.

Or maybe just sear a slab of ribeye and eat the bloody thing in front of PETA because who the f**k cares...ahhhhhhhhhhhh! (I keep saying bloody...do I mean it as a curse or an adjective...I'll never teeeeeellllll, *muahahahaaha*)

"Eating dead animals simply doesn't fit with the Doctor's moral compass,”

What are you talking about!?!!?!?  He blew up his planet!!!  Yea yea yea he actually saved it but he thought for a few hundred...maybe thousand years or so it became rubble BECAUSE OF HIM and he sure as hell was gonna blow the mother f**ker up in the 50th.  Honestly, after the crap they put 12 through, he was probably regretting that decision.  

“Considering all the benefits that eating vegan has for a person’s heart, it’d be doubly beneficial for the Doctor!"

STOOOOOOOOOOP!  Please stop.  Superior Time Lord Physiology...do you even watch the show?!?!?

Yes we have a female Doctor WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE VEGAN?!?!  Because she's a she?  Would they have done the same letter if another male was cast?  Can we compromise and have a Vegan companion???  And then have the Doctor making constant quips about "what's wrong with eating meat?  I once went to a planet where the plants ate the people and the plants didn't get all weepy about it."

Side note PETA is a f**king joke! I think they started out on the right path, then did some peyote and their logic ended up somewhere past Pluto. You want to help animals find someplace else because these nutters don't need anymore support.

Again, I don't care what people eat but why do we have to make the alien more human??? She isn't HUMAN.  She is an A-L-I-E-N!  Just because she looks human (actually we look Time Lord, they came 1st) doesn't mean she is HUMAN! Not everything has to be a statement.  Now, lets see lucky number 13 grab her sonic and fly off into the stars...

"Vaginas in space?!? No Thanks!"

Seriously?!?!  Just one of the NUMEROUS idiotic comments I saw on Sunday.  Come on people, really?!?!

If you are unaware or not a fan, they announced who the next Doctor will be.  And He is regenerating into a She.  People are losing their minds.

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Is it different, yes.  Is it bad...I don't think so.  I know, I know he's been a he FOREVER!  And I love him as a He.  But other Timelords changed gender why not him.  Hell, his best frenemy became a girl (Missy) so clearly its not out of the realm of possibilities.  PLUS they've been hinting at this for a while, easing us into it. We see The Master as Missy, we see a general (I  think, I can't remember) change from male to female. They've been telling us its happening.

I was shocked at first too but I love the show and I love the character so lets give her a chance.  I personally think it could be great.  Shake things up a bit.  Change isn't always bad.  I'm not saying you can't be upset, everyone can feel how they want to.  I am just saying if you are a fan, give her a chance.  If she sucks, congrats you were right.  If she's awesome, you get to see the 1st female Doctor running through time and space being amazing.

And for those complaining that "all I'll be able to see is the mom from Broadchurch", you mean to tell me you didn't think the same thing about Capaldi (Malcolm Tucker) or when Tennant became Kilgrave (all I see is Ten being a tw@t).  Yes, its hard to picture them in different roles once you associate a specific one with them but remember they are actors, some pretty amazing actors.  Give them a chance to show you how talented they are.

What's done is done, let's hope for the best.

I remember reading this tomorrow

Wait what?!?! That's not how that works...is it?!?!  Someone call The Doctor we have a conundrum!

Apparently time travel is mathematically possible.  Sweet...but I think physics may have something to say about that....right?

Anyways saw this, "Scientists say time travel is possible and explain how in new study" (link)

Sweet! I think.  Wait.  I feel like in the wrong hands this could go...... 

"Evidence suggests that huge gravitational forces, such as those emitted by black holes, can slow down time.
The scientists’ model is based on similar idea: that a strong force could disrupt spacetime and “bend time into a circle for passengers”, which would, in theory at least, mean people could travel faster than the speed of light and therefore go back in time."

Soooooooooooo like a T.A.R.D.I.S.  I mean that is basically a T.A.R.D.I.S.  The answer is, What is a T.A.R.D.I.S.?  Right...? A strong force like, oh say an Artificial Black Hole.....right.....Is the Doctor stranded on Earth again?  Or another Time Lord in need of a lift?  Aliens...? What is happening?

Whatever the case is just because we can Math it doesn't mean we can do it...at least not in the foreseeable future...right? Unless we have done it and created infinite realities which warp around each traveler.  Isn't that the Multiverse theory...or close to it? 

Its to early to science this much, I need more coffee. 

I think my brain would short out and I might forget how to form coherent thoughts...and/or breathe

So I think I've made it pretty evident that I am a bit of a Doctor Who fan.  Just a small one.  I mean barely one at all....anyways.  I've also stated that if I met a Doctor or even a companion I'd probably go deaf, dumb, and mute.  I mean I met Jenna for a photo op but there wasn't much talking other than a friendly hello and I was smiling like an idiot.  Well I thought I looked like an idiot, in reality I looked pretty cute.  Moving on, I saw a thing online "Meet David Tennant", sweet!  Who wouldn't want to do that?!?!!?

So I clicked on the video...which normally I wouldn't recommend...too risky...you might end up with a virus or some weird fetish porn o_O.  Anyways....

...WHAT?!?!?!

"Meet David Tennant and 6 Other Doctors" Are you f**king kidding me?!?!  One person...could win...BREAKFAST IN LONDON with 7 Doctors...?!?!   You'd meet Peter Davison, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann, David Tennant, Matt Smith and Peter Capaldi.  

*thud*

Sorry passed out.  Just the thought of that 1 in a million chance makes me insanely giddy.  Surely someone in the US wouldn't be able to win this..."Get flown out to London and put up in a 5-star hotel" What?!?!?

*thud*

Sorry passed out again.  So for a small donation to the Red Nose Day Foundation you get entered into the contest.  I don't have much to give right now but I can afford $10.  Its a great cause and it gets you 100 entries.  I have like ZERO chance of winning but I'd kick myself repeatedly if I didn't at least try. 

But lets say by some uncanny twist of fate I do win.  What the f**k do you talk about with 7 famous actors who happen to have been or are on a show you fangirl over regualrly.  Not to mention you might have a teensy weensy celeb crush on more than one.  And watch them on other shows/movies.  That's like waaaaaaaay out of my league.  I mean I am a social butterfly but I'd probably forget how to speak and dribble on myself.  What is the social protocol for that type of situation???  Does not compute.  It would be like that one time when my awkward sense of humor would surface and no one would get it because I'm weird...ahhhh don't be weird!

Whatever, let me repeat ZERO chance of that happening but at least I tried.