I just have a question...in the history of driving has this ever worked?
Girl: *Driving along singing*
Boy: *pulls up next to girls vehicle*
Girl: *glances over because someone is pacing her doing 75MPH down the interstate*
Boy: Heeeeeeey gurl heeeeeeeeeeeey *saucy wink*
Girl: WTF?!? *looks ahead trying to ignore him*
*traffic slows down to an almost stop*
Boy: I said hey chica! *honk honk*
Girl: *speeds up as much as she can*
Boy: *speeds up* Jew are one hot mami
Girl: *ignoring you*
Boy: Can I get your number?
Girl: *floors it and exits the interstate*
Seriously, does this ever work?!!?!? Was there a point where a girl was like "Ay papi, let me STOP ON I10 and give you my number"???
Not only is that just weird and CREEPY but its dangerous. He was looking at me...not the road. The only reason he knew to stop was because I was slowing down. I am over 30 and I can tell you with 100% certainty that this has NEVER worked on me. I may have teased a bit when I was younger because I was clearly having a temporary lack of intelligence but I never stopped or gave anyone my number. Also, once that one guy tried to literally run me off the road to get me to stop at like 11PM, I decided NEVER making Eye Contact was probably safer.
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