I travel a decent amount. There are always...interesting people but today took the cake.
On my flight home I was nice and settled when a last minute couple came stumbling onto the plane... and into my row.
The girl sat next to me in the middle seat. They then proceeded to "play fight" tickling and shoving each other. This was shaking the whole row. They kept it up for quite a while until we were actually about to take off.
I was focused on a TV show I decided to watch but was getting increasingly annoyed with the seats shaking from them "fighting".
Then she practically laid on top of him and and was groping and playing which was causing her butt to creep over into my seat. And everytime he retaliated she shoved into me.
At this point I realized they were probably high or drunk or both.
He got up to go pee and she flopped back to sitting normally and stared at me. I $hit you not....like it was creepy. She didn't say a word.
I kinda half smiled and tried to ignore her but she kept staring.
When he got back she took off her shoes and draped her legs over his and leaned to the left.. which AGAIN put her in my space.
At this point I was contemplating throwing elbows. There was still 45 min left in the flight and she was sprawlled out like the queen of sheba.
Eventually I was invested enough in my show that I just ignored them. They decided 20,000ft was the perfect time to just start making out.
Look I wont yuck anyones love story but a crowded plane is not the place for this. Pretty sure there was more groping occurring.
At some point she passed out snoring.
I am over people.
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