Wait, why did they cut some random child's hair??? Was it on fire???

"Two volunteer firefighters are on leave after an Ohio family dispute about a child's haircut resulted in investigations, according to the fire chief." Link

This whole thing makes it sound like two Volunteer Firefighters grabbed some random girl and chopped off her hair for no reason.  This has nothing to do with them being f**king firefighters!  This is stupid.  I do agree what they did was completely irrational and wrong, but maybe they news station should MENTION somewhere before the FOURTH paragraph in the article that it was the Step Mother and Father who did this and they HAPPEN to be Volunteer Fire Fighters.  This is a domestic issue to be investigated by CPS. 

This has nothing to do with their volunteer work.  Also, why is the fire chief involved???  Did they use their "titles" as firefighters to harm someone?  No.  This is a FAMILY issue!!!

If I f**ked up it wouldn't say "Account Manager for ______ company did whatever to ________, a Manager for ______".  It would say 30 something woman lost her composure and hit her husband.  Actually it probably wouldn't even make the f**king news. Also, I wouldn't harm my husband it was just an example.

I feel AWFUL for that girl.  It is truly terrible!  But thankfully in this instance, its only hair...it will grow back.  Is it scarring, of course and I think Step Mom and Dad should be investigated.  But for the news outlet to say two firefighters on leave because of a child's haircut is so stupid!

Take about sensationalizing an otherwise, unfortunately, normal story. It almost overshadows the fact that CLEARLY there is a parenting problem that CPS needs to be involved in. 

I hate the media sometimes!

In my next edition of I read that wrong...

Maybe I need glasses...

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I can't be the only one that read it like that?!?!  I am that "micro-generation" and I totally can believe we would be now called "Sammiches & Psych Meds".  I also laughed hysterically when I realized my error. 

I've already heard a while ago that we are now being called Xennials.  And I agree with it.  We are this weird hybrid of the two generations.  We had childhoods with minimal tech but as we were emerging into adulthood tech blossomed and we were there to embrace it.  I've been told being born in the very early 80's I am a Millennial but I don't relate to that completely.  I also don't relate to being a Gen-Xer.  So this makes 100% total sense. 

I kinda like being part of this small faction of people.  We remember a simpler time, no instant gratification but we also can embrace change (upgrades).  I do love the analogy, "We are the bridge from analog to digital", because its so true.  We really are made of something a little different and I am okay with that. 

So its a bunch of guys running around free-ballin'...?

This is my email.  THAT is an invite to a race.  I read that as "FRESHJUNK Racing" and saw it was for the "Turkey Trot".  And all I could picture was a bunch of guys running around with their junk out because...well I mean if you think about it...its a Turkey race....

And that "Snood" looks suspiciously like some angry...*ahem* never mind.

Also, looking at pics of turkey necks has me giggling like an IDIOT...obvi none of these pics are mine

Its...its Emo ..."I mean, like don't pretend to KNOW me,
also my name is Urie...respect"

Ahhh yes, the elder nutsack

Sir...sir....your Snood appears inflamed, I recommend antibiotics

I can't...it's like something out of  the Dark Crystal

Why so sad...cold shower...?

You makin' fun of me, Riz?

Okay this is taking their little "spat" to a whole new level...

That's just horrible...

....when you first read it.  I can't be the only one that read it like that.  Right?!?!!?  It should read "Chris Evan, Robert Downey Jr. surprise 'Captain America' fan who has cancer".  Otherwise it sounds like Civil War went way overboard just to give some poor kid cancer.  I mean come on Cap, don't be like that "*whispers* Hail Hydra". 

It is actually a very sweet story *sniffle* but I still can't get past the fact that the headline sounds like Captain America and Iron Man gave a kid cancer!

Sorry...sorry...NOT SORRY.  Peace, I'm going work so I can leave to go run and......EAT FESTIVAL FOOD (of the Mediterranean descent) ...and beer...and wine...mmmmmm...