Its Christmas, right? A time for peace on earth and good will towards men. Its a time when being a decent human being SHOULD come more naturally. Its a time of acceptance and love. Or its a time to be a total c**t and say horrible things. Yea I definitely remember learning that last one in my religion classes.
Me: Ugh I hate Walmart! Sooooo many people *blah*
Person 1: Well don't go to the one on *insert specific location* its full of gay people!!!!
Me: *blank stare*
Person 2: *judging stare* Well that doesn't bother me....
Me: Me neither....
Person 1: No, you don't understand they are like openly gay in that store!!!!
Me: I mean are they f**king in aisles? Or groping each other inappropriately...?
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I was there with my Aunt and two BOYS went walking by holding hands and being realtionship-y
Me: *confused* and...?
Person 1: and...?!? And its like they think its okay!
Person 2: *horrified expression*
Me: I'm pretty sure it is okay.... But if you don't like seeing that then go to one of the other 10 locations in the area. I mean did they do or say anything to y'all...?
**At this point I am trying not to start an argument but I am getting annoyed**
Person 1: YES!
Me & Person 2: Oh...what happened?
Person 1: *very matter of fact* They were buying Christmas presents and decorations. They are gay, they can't celebrate Christmas.
Person 2: Didn't you have an affair? I think that means YOU can't celebrate Christmas.
Person 1: *shocked expression*
Me: *oh $hit* Um, Merry Christmas....?
Person 1: f**k both of you f*g lovers! *walks away*
Me: *jaw drop* I'm pretty sure she can't say that......I'm offended.
Person 2: *laughing* I am too.
This is almost word for word! I know people are @$$holes but holy $hit!!! I guess I don't usually surround myself with such awful people so this shocked me a bit. Talk about being in the Christmas spirit.
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| These were basically my expressions... |
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