Don't get me wrong these look really cool but....
My lady parts just screamed in fear. I really think I would severely injure my hoohah even with a wad of TP.
Now these aren't so bad but I feel like the jewels would catch on EVERYTHING....
I mean what if you want to...have a little fun alone...even with a toy, there is still the risk of vag stab. Gives new meaning to mid-cycle bleeding.... "Ooops, looks like I have a piercing now".
Oh come on! Do you have a hand maiden doing your hair?!?!!? How do you TYPE?!?! I am so confused....
Again...do these people not touch their hair?!?! My hand would be stuck and I'd have to chop off 5".
*evil witch cackle* Come closer my pretty, so I can stab your eyes out *ahhhhahahahahaa* Wait didn't the chick in X-men have nails that grew like this?!?!?!
Sorry! I mean go 'head gurl, if this is your thing. I just think I would injure myself and/or not be able to perform daily functions...like peeing (wiping) without assistance! I am clumsy enough without sharp objects attached to my fingers. I'd probably poke my own eye out.
Police Officer: how'd she die?
Husband: She fell on her fancy nails
Police Officer: *sigh* that is the 5th one this month!
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