GoT Memes for my Amusement

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 8 & SERIES FINALE

Game of Tantrums

This wont be long.  I just....after last weeks blow up about the night being too dark and this weeks "OMG this season's writing sucks" I can't understand anymore. 

Look everyone is entitled to their opinion...that's fine but why can't people watch the f**king last few episodes of this epic series and be happy?!?!?!  We aren't all going to agree with how it should end but JFC get a grip you f**king whiny b**ches!

Sorry...that's rude but COME ON Y'ALL!  I can be just as critical as the next but I have a sinking feeling all you recently self nominated TV Show Critics are deflecting.  You are angry the show is ending.  You are angry we had to wait so long for the final season.  You are angry its only a few episodes.  Basically you are angry.  But get off your high horse and just enjoy the ride. 

For f**ks sake.  It hasn't followed the books in a while, so quit that crap.  It's a creative baby of certain peeps.  Yes you can have thoughts on how it should be written, filmed, edited, whatever but you don't have the authority to change it...so what do you want/expect to happen???

I can't anymore with the "the night battle was too dark".  Are you effing kidding me?  Yea yea okay it was totally dark but I had zero issues with my viewing (although I laughed at all the memes).  Ya know why?  Because I know it was shot dark on PURPOSE!  It was a f**king night battle not the High Noon Battle...NIGHT BATTLE with the NIGHT KING... You were supposed to feel like you were there.  Be confused just like the characters.  You were in the battle you whiny tw@ts!  So yea you couldn't see $hit because you weren't meant to.  You were meant to be left confused because it was a slaughter! 

An I know most of the main characters survived...and I know in earlier seasons even main characters weren't safe but I also know this is ending...they are setting up the ending...let's just hope its a heart wrenching, jaw dropping ending that none of us saw coming but not one that makes us pissy...er.

Moving on... this week...why was it so bad?  Because Jon can't keep a secret?  Or because no one in Westeros can keep a secret (nothing new there)?  Or just because you wanted to see them be different?  I dunno anymore.  There is no pleasing y'all.  Yes, I know some things don't sit well with the superfans.  And I get it but it's a TV Show based...somewhat on a book series.  One that has an incredible cast, an addictive story, well developed characters, and **wait for it** a fairly unique story that can be appreciated by more than just fans of the books. 

Again I understand some of the gripes but y'all need to chill.  Our favorite Epic Fantasy Live Action Show is coming to an end.  Instead of tearing it to pieces, immerse yourself in what's left and try to enjoy the fun.  It's almost over........

Sorry...wasn't meaning to be rude but I just...I don't understand the excessive criticism...

The devil does...crafts?

Oh look Luci made an Etsy page!

I kid I kid.  It was my first thought, so sue me.

Cool stuff either way, link.  I don't see those on the site anymore but cool stuff none the less.

Side Note: This show....UGH this show....GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F**k, I'm short!

So like its a ongoing joke that NolaGurl is short.  But sometimes I forget HOW short I am.

So I was looking at pictures and I realized I am almost abnormally vertically challenged.

Take the pic of me and Jenna Coleman from a couple years ago.  Now mind you I had on converse but I was a good 3" shorter than her and she is TINY.  She HAD to have had on heels.  Because according to the Internet (its always accurate) she is only 5'2" and I am somewhere in the 5'1" -ish range depending on my posture.

Moving on.  This got my curiosity sparked.  How freakishly short would I look if I took photos with any other celeb favs (without height assistance)...?

Billie Piper 5'5" - I'd be staring at her chin

David Tennant 6'1" - I'd basically be eye level to nipples.....

Tom Hiddleston 6'2" - Somewhere in that same vicinity

Peter Capaldi 6' - Chest gazing yet again

Jensen 6'1" - I'm seeing a pattern here

Misha 6' - I'm getting used to staring a man pecks

Jar Pad 6'4" - That's like belly button danger zone (hahaha, jk...maybe)

Tom Ellis 6'3" - JFC what are they feeding these people?!?

Scar Jo 5'3" - Okay a bit closer to me

Caity Lotz 5'6" - Oh come on!

Morena Baccarin 5'7" - ...really?!?! I mean shes hot so yea okay

Jason Momoa 6'4" - Combine that with his width and that is a laughable pic

Nathan Fillion 6'2" - Dude....DUDE!

Stana Katic 5'9" - I...I did not realize this...

In conclusion...I am a for realz shorty...Jenna is probably the shortest famous person I will meet...also...any future celeb meetings, I should wear heels....

How it looks

How it feels

Oh and just for fun (because I've met him before)

Shaq 7'1" - It looked as funny as you are picturing. This was pre-smart phone so I don't think a picture still exists....

Also, the husband is just over 5'10" and my eyes are near his collar bone so I guess I like 'em tall-ish, ha!

Seriously though...if she's 5'2" and I'm an inch-ish shorter...that is totally just above nipple level.....  

Weeeeeell, Purple IS my favorite color....

Saw this:

LINK

I had a moment...or two...or five

How?!?!!?  She like full on snapped his neck!!!!!  OMG OMG OMG please be like an only she can hear/see him thing...

I know its not until 2018 BUT I get my JJ, DD, LC, etc fix like in 4 days, yay for The Defenders!!! Please please please let Netflix keep the Marvel shows.  They are the f**king BEST!!!!