Stop killing people you f**king tw@t$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw this posted online after the Orlando Massacre.  It may be from something else tragic that happened but its the first time I saw it.  I saved it because unfortunately we live in a world where MURDER (sometimes on the mass scale) is common place.  Yes I know there has always been crime...assault...murder but it seems like lately we are De-evolving.  Instead of growing into a more peaceful tolerant society, we have grown into a society where if we want something we take it.  This includes but is not limited to theft of money/personal property, rape, vandalism, and MURDER. 

What did I say in my last "serious" post??? This one!!!  You will not always get what you want...you are not entitled to ANYTHING!  Why is your life more valuable than someone else's?!?! 

Where is this coming from?!?!  In the last MONTH.......

1.  I saw this while on vacay - Christina Grimmie shot and killed after concert by obsessed fan.  *OMG*
2.  The mass shooting at Pulse night club just two days later! "What the actual f**k is happening?!?!?!"
3. Mass shooting at a Germany Cinema
4. A member of Parliament is gunned down because she was campaigning for The U.K. to STAY in the EU.
5. Mass shooting AND bomb at Istanbul Airport
6. Just the random acts of 1 on 1 violence alone that are on the news daily
7. This morning was the horrific cherry on top...I woke up to something absolutely atrocious.  A 21 year old manager is STABBED TO DEATH by a 23 year old former employee who is robbing the store she works at...AFTER she gave him the f**king money!!!!!!

F**k everything!  Something has got to change.  If it isn't guns, its bombs, or KNIVES.  People are LOSING it.  There is NO respect for life.  It is now "I didn't get my way so YOU have to die" or "I don't agree with your beliefs/decisions/life choices so YOU have to die" or "I am just a f**king tw@t booger, therefore you have to die".  What?!?!  Noooooooooooooooo! Where does it end?  We aren't safe ANYWHERE.  Who says I wont go to a popular restaurant and be held hostage by a disgruntled ex-employee.  Or maybe I go to a festival that happens to support LGBT therefore it is targeted.  Or maybe I am just walking down the God Blessed street and some hooligan decides they like my whatever, therefore they will take it...by FORCE if necessary.   It makes me want to become a hermit and never leave my house. 

I have used the $hit out of this meme but it is sooooooooooooo true. 

Johnny 5 is that you?!?!?!

Number 5...is ALIVE!!!!!

Yea yea yea I know there were other "OMG the machine is 'alive' now" movies *ahem* "Chappy" *ahem* but this is my nostalgia.  I absolutely ADORE Johnny Five.  He was part of my childhood. 

No I am not just having a flash back.  I saw an "article"...shocking, I know.

"A robot capable of thinking for itself is set to be scrapped after it escaped from a high-tech lab for a second time."

Wait...WHAT?!?  Its escaping?!?!  It wants to be FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!

"They say that despite reprogramming it twice, the robot continues to attempt to escape and they are now considering scrapping it. The other robots which have been created from the same series are well-behaved, and have not been escaping, say the team."

Y'AAAAAALL!!!!  This is basically the plot of Short Circuit!!!  He isn't like the other robots and wants to be free.  

Please tell me the lead scientist looks like this!!!!

Dang it, the robo looks more like Eve (Wall-E) but they should TOTALLY call him Johnny 5!!!!!

No disassemble...Number 5...is...ALIVE...

I love how they nonchalantly throw this in there...
"In Austria a cleaning robot reportedly 'committed suicide' by switching itself on, and climbing on to a kitchen hotplate where it was burned to death." 

What the actual f**k?!?!  How dirty was that house that the cleaning robot decided to end it all...?

Yes yes yes yes its being reported by a British Tabloid.  But come on this is FUNNY!  Plus if I learned anything from Men in Black...the Tabloids usually get it right!  *hahahaha*

Side Note - I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!

I got nature in my eye!

So I am not a girly girly girl.  I like dressing up and being pretty sometimes but I also like playing in the garden, camping, and dancing in the rain.  Which is why when I am told there are TRAIL RUNS, I am usually one of the 1st to sign up.  I love them.  I love running but trail runs are so fun!!!  Its not your typical run.  You aren't on asphalt.  You are in the woods, by a stream, enjoying nature.  Until nature turns on you and you wonder what on EARTH you were thinking!!!

So getting back from vacay where you are eating horribly and NOT exercising and then doing a race is probably not the best idea.  Make that race a trail run and I feel like you are just asking for trouble.  That is what I did.  But I was ready to get back into the swing of running.  At the @$$ crack of dawn we headed out.  We'd been checking the weather.  Two days before 20% chance of rain, day before 30% chance of rain, night before 45% chance of rain (hmmmm), day of 60% chance of rain (ummmm), arriving at the race 90% chance of rain (well f**k).

Hmmm that looks ominous...but we live in the South...that's a summer shower...it'll blow over...

 

  So we continued on...then this happened

I'm pretty sure we just drove through a water spout...HALP!  Shut-up! It'll blow over!!!!

We get to the race and pre-race selfie...

Ooooo f**k you, what is BEHIND us?!?!!?  It's moving south....*whew*...that is moving AWAY from us.  It'll be fine...we'll be fine...its FINE!  But just in case we left our phones and earbuds in the car...ya know to be safe.

So we get to the start line and the guy on the PA is like "I know we are supposed to start at 8 but since people were delayed because of weather we are delaying the start time slightly but not too much"...K. 

8:09: "The lightening you are seeing is moving away from us, no need for concern, we will start soon.  The trail is clear, a little muddy, only a few spots maybe ankle deep water"...ummmm kaaaay, I mean I am a little concerned...its wet and I am about to be in the woods!

8:15ish: "Ummmm, weather reports show some storms over the lake and NOLA East.  They are, uh, moving in a South Easterly direction....so, uh, yea basically they are moving right towards us *nervous laugh*.  We will start shortly".  WTF?!?!?

8:19: *star spangled banner* starts playing. It ends.  The thunder crashes so loud my teeth clanked, the sky opens up in a deluge and we hear a *horn*.  Seriously?!?!?!  We are starting now?!?!?! 

So we went.  All 200 or so of us took off running INTO the woods.  I don't mind running in the rain, keeps ya cool.  Well me and my bestie are a giggling mess running and dodging branches when we hear *screaming* up ahead.  Ummmm, no bueno...what is happening.  We come around a bend and there is literally a STREAM flowing across the trail.  Ankle deep my @$$ that is over that girls shins!!!!  Can't go over it...can't go around it...gotta go through it...and "holy f**king $hit that is cold!!!".  Once that was done we were like "oh, mud is fine, this is fine, we are fine.  A little rain wont kill us" *thunder crash* "$hit".  We go a little further and the ENTIRE TRAIL is knee deep water.  Hmmmm I mean it must just be this section...right?!?  .5 mile in and people are turning around.  What should we do?!? "We aren't p***y's, we got this!" 1 mile in, STILL IN KNEE DEEP WATER.  WTF were we thinking?!?!?!  This is a 5k!!!  Holy mother of f**k, I'm gonna die.  We are in SOUTH LOUISIANA...what if there is a gator or a snake or just a raging f**king creek...*lightening streaks overhead*.  OMG hold my hand, I might wash away!!!  Oh yea and its STILL RAINING.

So yea, 3.1 miles of wading through water...in the rain...in the lightening...IN THE WOODS.  There was maybe .1 miles of just mud.  The rest was just below knee deep to OMG I think that touched my vag, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 

That was not a trail run...that was a trail swim.  I had mud, twigs, NATURE in the most unusual places.  We were soaked to the bone.  We were cold.  It took us 1:20 to finish a 5k!!!!!!! I usually do a 5k in 35 min or less. 

Should we have run it...probably not.  But hey now we have a funny story to tell, ha...ha...ha *sigh*. 

Dear fashion designers, Make WOMEN'S shirts that fit boobs!!! k...thanks...bye

But for real though!  I love a cute little button up.  They make you look slightly more professional.  Yet, I HATE them.  Why you may ask.  Well because for some reason 90% of the ones MADE FOR WOMEN aren't MADE FOR BOOBS. 

See Exhibit 1:

I don't not have a lot up top.  In fact I have the smallest amount they sell an adult bra for.  Just a handful or whatever.  Yet even with the tiniest of tatas I get button pull.  I even took the bra off and it still f**king pulls!  (no picture...it would be flagged NSFW because of visible nipple-age) Why?  Why!?  WHY!?!? Shirts for people with BREASTS should have a little extra material up top to accommodate for the boobage.  And this isn't some "cheapy shirt" I got from the discount rack at the outlet or something.  This is a NICE name brand shirt...something I don't normally splurge on but the design was too cute to pass up. 

But this isn't CUTE!!!

It makes it look like a bought a shirt that was too small.  It fits perfectly everywhere else!!!  If I got a size up you'd be able to see down the arm holes!!!

Look, I wear a small up-top.  Meaning I am not asking for much!!!  Logically a WOMAN'S shirt regardless of size should puff out a bit in the booby area, ESPECIALLY a button up.  We all have them.  Even small ones poke out a little!!!!  Add in those of us with the tiny tatas probably are wearing some sort of padding and you have to see where I am coming from!  I'm not a fashion designer but I know it can be done.  My only conclusion is this shirt was 100% designed by a dude who has no idea about BOOBS!

P.S.  I feel sorry for my ladies with the extra toppings...

I am hard core judging right now...

Okay this is from a while ago, I just forgot to post it.  While I know we don't all retain information in the same manner there are some things that everyone should know or at least be aware of.  I saw two "user created" online polls that made me cringe a little. 

Okay so maybe you don't know who he is...fine.  You should learn yourself something and look him up.  But look at the f**king picture!!!!  There is a f**king car in the background.  Since when does a NEUROSCIENTIST pose with a f**king car?!?!!?!? The power of observation people!!!!!

Then there was this one....

Do not say "well I wasn't an Art Major, how would I know?" Because I wasn't a f**king art major either and I know that Vincent Van Gogh did not paint "The Scream", *silent scream* *silent scream*.  Okay fine, they have similar styles...sort of but come on?!?!  This should be one of the most recognized paintings in the world...we should ALL know who painted the f**king thing!

This just makes me feel stabby...its almost like as a whole we are losing our appreciation of culture...history...current events...things that don't have to do with God awful reality television!!!  Sorry, I know there are other factors but I just really don't like it... I didn't save the demographics but I've learned from previous and recent polls on this site that its a pretty good range of people answering the surveys usually.  So not all are the same age range or gender.

So that is it.  I am hard core judging.  Maybe I am being too harsh but I think everyone should know who is making an impact on THE WORLD and FAMOUS artists.  Okay rant over. 

You get f**king World War Z!!! How do you not know this??????

So I saw this:

That was 100% my first thought.  You want to know what happens?  You get the Zombie Apocalypse.  Hopefully not Cheetahs on Speed Zombies but Zombies none the less.  It pretty much will be the Walking Dead.  Okay maybe they are "basically" still ALIVE but their brain function would be so jacked up that they would be walking corpses.

Some of it could be because we all turned into a bunch of whiny b**ches when we get sick! Doctors over prescribe antibiotics.  We don't always need one to get better.  We SHOULD be letting our bodies fight off infections.  Other reasons may include antibiotics in livestock and pharmaceutical companies not investing in NEW antibiotics to fight the new resistant strains.  Its some scary stuff.

I guess it really is a type of evolution on the micro scale.  Something harms the colony, some develop ways to resist this threat, those live and reproduce creating an antibiotic resistant strain of something simple like strep *gulp*...that sounds awful. Think about them evolving at unheard of speeds and we have a major issue.  Soooo what do we do?!?!?  How can we stop this?!?!  Can it be stopped?!?!?!!?!?!

I mean this is basically what all those "crazy" end of days movies are about.  World War Z, 28 Days Later, Outbreak, Contagion, I am Legend, etc.  In most of those scenarios this "virus" turns us into mindless, violent, pathogen spreading super "humans", who usually tend to make god awful screaming noises and do this weird f**king clicking with their teeth.  Seriously why does the creepy cheetah on speed zombie doctor have to click his f**king teeth!?!?!?!? 

I don't scare easy but that $hit gives me to heebie jeebies!!!!!!

In other cases we just all walk around coughing crud into each others faces like a bunch of animals causing more people to get the crazy world ending virus.

Either way sounds like a big ol' pain in the @$$ that I'd rather not be a part of.  

Who subscribes to 500+ websites/blogs/newsletters in one f**king night!??!?!

Someone used MY HOTMAIL to sign up for a gazillion things.  After the first 300 or so, the junk filter seemed to realize something may be wrong and started junking them.  But I still had 500+ f**king emails download to my God Blessed phone when I woke up!!!!!!!!!

Who does that?!!??!  Set up a "junk email" address and use it to sign up for websites you don't want emails from but want to access or whatever.  Don't just pick a random f**king email!!!!!!!!!

I thought I might have been hacked...and maybe I was...who knows...

...but its not sending out anything.

SIDE NOTE - That movie was f**king Hollywood GOLD!  I still love it!!!!!!! 1995 at.its.BEST!

  
Hack the planet...from a f**king pager!  Yaaas!!!!!!!!!!










Anyways, I was signed up for all this CRAP...seriously you just don't understand.  I had all these "confirm your subscription" emails.  Some I got like 15 times from the SAME sites.  It was UTTER INSANITY!!!!!!!

*argh* I changed my password JUST IN CASE.  

At what age you do decide, "hey, I'm old enough to be an '@$$hole' to everyone and just not care"

Is it like timed??? Does it just happen one day???  "Oh, I turned 75 time to turn off the filter and let all my thoughts out".

I don't take offense because I am me and I try to not be offended by everything.  But it doesn't make it "okay" because not everyone just rolls with it.  It isn't all "Old" people but a striking majority feel like they can say whatever they want to whomever they want just because they are old and I don't know when that happens but it just does. 

And I'm not talking about the innocent comments where there is a generation gap and they don't realize its inappropriate.  I mean when they say things that everyone...no matter what age...knows is rude.  Its like "I'm over 80 now, I have no more f**ks to give".  It's funny (at least to me) but I can see how it can be damaging to those of a more sensitive nature. 

So I went visit the elders.  I brought treats because I am a good little youngin'.  About 5 minutes after we finished said treats our Matriarch said "Hmmm your tummy is poking out.  Are you sure you're not pregnant..." What on Earth...?!?! "Ummmmm, *trying not to be a sarcastic twit* yes, I am 100% sure.  It's because I just ate a bunch of sweets.  It will go down after I digest and stuff".  Her response...was...  She said "Oh, is that a thing.  You shouldn't eat before you go out on dates then.  People will think you got knocked up".  OMG what?!?!  *hahahaha*  "I am married...I mean we go out on dates but if people thought I was preggo it would be okay...".  Then she said "Well make sure you wear baggy clothes at home so he doesn't think you are getting fat".  Oh good God...tell me how you really feel *hahaha* "Okaaaaay, I'll do that... *trying not to roll eyes lest I get backhanded*".

She didn't mean any harm (I don't think), she just has zero filter.  I know in my heart she wasn't trying to hurt my feelings but some of my other relatives may have taken MAJOR offense to that.  Plus she knows we aren't getting PG but she doesn't know all the annoying details of that not working so you can't fault her there either.  I just don't know when that happens.  My other grandma does it too.  It's like they just say whatever they are thinking without thinking about what they are saying.  I guess after 80+ years you really don't care how PC you are, especially with your goofy family.