Listen here you C*ck juggling thunderc*nt

I hate you so much! "Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese."  Hmmm does that fit...?  Whatever.  I hope the fleas of 1000 camels infest your pubic hair.  Or in other words, get a f**king life you slimy tw@tbooger!!!!

Alright so it happened again.  Some c*m guzzling whale vagina signed me up for no less than 500 email subscriptions last night.  I did some creative Googling to find out WTF because I clearly wasn't hacked. Apparently this is a thing.  Why is this a f**king thing?!?!?!!?

Some @nal crumpet with a computer and no life clearly has some code he/she has written that's sole purpose is just to f**k with people.  Its not a virus or an identity thief thing.  It is literally a program that takes a bunch of emails that they STOLE and subscribes them to random lists/newsletters just because they can.  At least that is the general conclusion other targets like myself have come up with.

Unsuspecting people like me, get hundreds of "hey thanks for subscribing" emails overnight while we are sleeping.  I think I killed 1/2 my battery trying to load my emails this morning not realizing what the hell was happening.  And look I don't just use my email willy nilly.  Meaning if a site looks sketch I steer clear.  So thank you, you festering f**cknugget for my "pending" subscriptions to all those lovely Musician email lists, money saving ideas, $hit that is another language with letters I don't recognize, and Christian meet up crap.  Seriously more than half are "Christian Mingling"(I feel like this is the forgotten love child of Christian Mingle), "Christian Camping Meetup" (Ummmmm), "Christian singles in your area", "Christian and Proud Newsletter", "how to meet your Christian Match", and "Porch Pockets"....WTF is a porch pocket?!?!!?

I don't know if festering f**knugget is even a thing but it was something I blurted out while blocking and deleting 500+ emails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You my friend are the infected hair on the ball-sack of a rabid trash panda.  Wait...no, you are the puss around the infected hair.  Actually you are the crusty dried up plug that keeps the puss contained around the infected hair!!!

Alright, I am done.....for now.  I f**king hate this $hit.  Why don't you grow up and use your powers of programming for GOOD?!?!?!

PS  I apologize for my colorful insults.  I am supremely annoyed! 

PPS I am not claiming to have come up with all of these. I just picked some of them up along the way while browsing Imgur, Reddit, etc. 

Who subscribes to 500+ websites/blogs/newsletters in one f**king night!??!?!

Someone used MY HOTMAIL to sign up for a gazillion things.  After the first 300 or so, the junk filter seemed to realize something may be wrong and started junking them.  But I still had 500+ f**king emails download to my God Blessed phone when I woke up!!!!!!!!!

Who does that?!!??!  Set up a "junk email" address and use it to sign up for websites you don't want emails from but want to access or whatever.  Don't just pick a random f**king email!!!!!!!!!

I thought I might have been hacked...and maybe I was...who knows...

...but its not sending out anything.

SIDE NOTE - That movie was f**king Hollywood GOLD!  I still love it!!!!!!! 1995 at.its.BEST!

  
Hack the planet...from a f**king pager!  Yaaas!!!!!!!!!!










Anyways, I was signed up for all this CRAP...seriously you just don't understand.  I had all these "confirm your subscription" emails.  Some I got like 15 times from the SAME sites.  It was UTTER INSANITY!!!!!!!

*argh* I changed my password JUST IN CASE.