I am so over people who have ZERO manners. If there is one thing I need you parents (guardians, Awesome Aunties, etc) to teach your crotch goblins is to always cover their mouth/nose when they sneeze/cough!!! That way they become adults who always cover their mouth/nose when they sneeze/cough.
So far parents at this point are doing an awesome job. All the littles I see as young as 3ish cover, use an elbow, down the shirt. But alas the parents of the 70's & 80's you have FAILED US!
I have never seen so many 30, 40, and sometimes 50 somethings that just blow snot everywhere without a care of who is around. WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!?
We were in a place with lots and lots of people....kids and adults alike. And its funk season, I know this. But 90% the kiddies COVERED THEIR FACES WHEN sneezing or coughing. Many adults did too but SOOOOO many over 30 year olds...some WAY OVER 30 year olds just shot their funk on everyone near by.
And now I know how the zombie apocalypse starts!
There I was standing in line...minding my own business when suddenly the guy in the line next to me full on sneeze coughed IN MY FACE! Well the side of my face...STILL! Do you know what a sneeze cough is? Let me enlighten you...its where you sneeze and cough at the same time spraying anything within 5 feet of you with snot and spit!
Without thinking I yelled ARE YOU Fffffff........I paused thankfully because children where there...and said SERIOUS?!?!!?!??! He had the right of mind to look ashamed but still. I told my husband loudly, I think I need to bathe in hand sanitizer....and I did. In front of him and like 30 other people, I scrubbed down with peppermint scented hand sani...ahhh feel the burn! The man in front of me asked me to share...and I did. I think he got hit with some of the spray. We couldn't go anywhere but wait out the line. After I was out of line, I went to the bathroom and scrubbed my face and hair.
Two days later (basic incubation period for a cold/virus) I started to feel a little sniffly. Day three (the day we flew home) I was miserable and couldn't breath out of my nose. Day four, my last day of vacay I had to miss an event and literally slept 90% of the day. Here we are on day five. I have a sinus funk, am exhausted, and sound like a f**king seal when I cough.
Conclusion Thanks to some @$$hole I was next to in line the other day, I am pretty sure I have some sort of plague. Guess I'll be going to the Doctor before my Christmas Party tomorrow...yay....
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Thursday, December 12, 2019
Friday, May 25, 2018
That's bull$hit and you know it!
I waited a week to post anything but I just can't with these politicians anymore.
'We're a city that floods, so deal with it.’
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What?!?!? You are the new Mayor of N.O. I get that you probably inherited a $hitstorm but that is NOT how you win over the populous!!!
Backstory, we had 3-5 inches in less than an hour last Friday (1 week ago). Streets flooded but I mean that's a lot of rain in a very short time. We've always had MINOR street flooding when rain happens like that. That is normal. What isn't normal is MAJOR street flooding and it getting into homes/businesses for a f**king 2 hour rainstorm.
I have lived in this area my whole life. I moved away for a few years but not far enough to not know what's going on. WE ARE NOT A CITY THAT FLOODS! The Vieux Carre DID NOT USED TO FLOOD. So what changed?
Nothing changed...and that is the problem. You can't neglect the infrastructure for decades and then act surprised when $hit doesn't work.
When have we flooded (in homes etc) in the past:
1927 - Obvi before my time...Record flooding across 7 states....they blew a levee to save NOLA
1965 (Betsy) - I was not alive but there are rumors that a levee was intentionally broken
1995 - 18" of rain in a 24 hour period
2005 (Katrina) - The levees failed. A perfect storm of crap happened and the Levees which were SUBPAR f**king failed.
2005 (Rita) - They re-broke...
2017 (OMG it f**king rained) - It wasn't that bad of a storm....but people flooded
2011-2018 - Random Rainstorms have streets closed and people's cars/property flood
I'm sure there were other's maybe not as bad but these are the ones I know because I heard stories or lived through them.
In recent years nothing rainstorms cause concerns throughout the metropolitan area...last August everything came to a head. That was the proverbial straw. People are outraged. After Katrina we got money from the federal government to help fix $hit. There are ridiculous taxes in place to "keep up" with $hit. We were told "'all pumps are operational,' and pumps were overwhelmed and couldn't keep up with the pace of the rain." Yet we find out last August that 14 of the city's 121 pumps at the city's 24 stations were not operational, including eight broken pumps and pumps down for scheduled maintenance. Six smaller "constant duty" pumps that regularly pump out groundwater also were down. And some turbines that power the stations were not functional.
We have the equipment in place but its not been maintained properly. They just did a HUGE drainage project on Bourbon and Bourbon still flooded last Friday. Soooooo what exactly did they do? Yea yea lots of rain, short time, but Bourbon didn't flood for Katrina. The Quarter was basically DRY for Katrina. So please explain to me WTF is happening?!?!?
I honestly don't know, I am not an engineer but I can assume the money was squandered and/or $hit was half-@$$ed. Louisiana is known for corruption. There is a reason we don't get the businesses here that other states get. Its because its still good ol' boy politics down here. "sure you can build your BILLION dollar business here but I want a piece for my pocket". That isn't how it works...or it isn't how it should work.
I know it costs a lot to fix but it needs to be done. Had it been MAINTAINED over the years instead of neglected things would be easier to fix. Like my friend said "Its like a house. If you don't maintain your house over the years, eventually it will fall apart. Same thing goes for the city. You can't neglect mechanical parts and pipes for decades and act surprised when they don't work."
Rant Over! F**k Off if you think the residents are that dumb.
Thursday, May 3, 2018
11AM ≠ 7:30AM..."There was a detour"...through where, China?!?!
If you are more than 10 min late for an appointment you should call.
If you call about being late and say I'll be there by shortly you should probably not show up an hour and a half - two hours later.
If you KNOW someone is staying home from work for you to do a job BE COURTEOUS, BE ON TIME!
If you tell me you are getting to my house at 7:30 and don't show up until 11:00, we have a problem
If you then leave at 2:00 for "lunch" and don't come back until 4:00, We have a Problem
If you then leave at 5:00 because "reasons" and will come back tomorrow...We.Have.A.Problem
If you tell me a job will only take 5 days and we are going on 3 weeks...WE HAVE A F**KING PROBLEM
You know what you being late tells me.
- It tells me that you don't respect me.
- It tells me that my time is not important to you
- It tells me that you CLEARLY don't want a referral
- It tells me you are UNPROFESSIONAL and a TW@T
Look I know "contractors" are their own bosses usually. And I know its "common" for them to kinda make their own schedules but being over 2 hours late is f**king unacceptable.
I have the ability to work from wherever MOST OF THE TIME. So when this "project" started and was supposed to take 5 days, we were fine...even if he showed up stupid late every day.
But he farted around and only worked a few hours a day. Well guess what? $hit is going DOWN at my place of employment and I HAVE to be in meetings...meetings that are lasting into the wee evening hours. Meetings that are consuming my life.
Now this numpty is ready to finish so he can get paid and guess what, I can't f**king be there!
I was told on Sunday, it had to be Tuesday bc the whatever had to finish curing. I was able to schedule my mom for Tuesday (like 2 days ago Tuesday). Monday at 8 f**king 45 PM, I am told Tuesday is a no go, he's coming Thursday.
My mom can't on Thursday. Thank GOD my husband could but only until 3-ish. He said 7:30AM...great awesome 6 hours is MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME TO FINISH. Well this lazy sphincter nugget shows up at 11:15 there is NO WAY he will be finished before my love goes to work. So I have to reschedule my entire f**king day to make sure I can be home before he leaves (boss not happy but understands).
Have I mentioned I have $HIT GOING DOWN?!?!?! I want to f**king throat punch someone but I will refrain because I need him to finish the f**king job!
***UPDATE*** I got home to relieve the hubs. He was here a whopping 45 minutes with me and f**king left for the day!!! He said whatever he did had to "set". He was here for 2 hours, went to "lunch", came back at 2:30, and left at 3:45 that is 3 hours and 15 min...MAYBE. If he showed up at 7:30, I wouldn't have had to F**KING leave work.
If you call about being late and say I'll be there by shortly you should probably not show up an hour and a half - two hours later.
If you KNOW someone is staying home from work for you to do a job BE COURTEOUS, BE ON TIME!
If you tell me you are getting to my house at 7:30 and don't show up until 11:00, we have a problem
If you then leave at 2:00 for "lunch" and don't come back until 4:00, We have a Problem
If you then leave at 5:00 because "reasons" and will come back tomorrow...We.Have.A.Problem
If you tell me a job will only take 5 days and we are going on 3 weeks...WE HAVE A F**KING PROBLEM
You know what you being late tells me.
- It tells me that you don't respect me.
- It tells me that my time is not important to you
- It tells me that you CLEARLY don't want a referral
- It tells me you are UNPROFESSIONAL and a TW@T
Look I know "contractors" are their own bosses usually. And I know its "common" for them to kinda make their own schedules but being over 2 hours late is f**king unacceptable.
I have the ability to work from wherever MOST OF THE TIME. So when this "project" started and was supposed to take 5 days, we were fine...even if he showed up stupid late every day.
But he farted around and only worked a few hours a day. Well guess what? $hit is going DOWN at my place of employment and I HAVE to be in meetings...meetings that are lasting into the wee evening hours. Meetings that are consuming my life.
Now this numpty is ready to finish so he can get paid and guess what, I can't f**king be there!
I was told on Sunday, it had to be Tuesday bc the whatever had to finish curing. I was able to schedule my mom for Tuesday (like 2 days ago Tuesday). Monday at 8 f**king 45 PM, I am told Tuesday is a no go, he's coming Thursday.
My mom can't on Thursday. Thank GOD my husband could but only until 3-ish. He said 7:30AM...great awesome 6 hours is MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME TO FINISH. Well this lazy sphincter nugget shows up at 11:15 there is NO WAY he will be finished before my love goes to work. So I have to reschedule my entire f**king day to make sure I can be home before he leaves (boss not happy but understands).
Have I mentioned I have $HIT GOING DOWN?!?!?! I want to f**king throat punch someone but I will refrain because I need him to finish the f**king job!
***UPDATE*** I got home to relieve the hubs. He was here a whopping 45 minutes with me and f**king left for the day!!! He said whatever he did had to "set". He was here for 2 hours, went to "lunch", came back at 2:30, and left at 3:45 that is 3 hours and 15 min...MAYBE. If he showed up at 7:30, I wouldn't have had to F**KING leave work.
Wednesday, March 21, 2018
I need a drink, to go for a run, and a punching bag
No one listens. No one reads. No one cares. I am trying to help YOU, you ignoramus!
Thursday, February 22, 2018
This week can eat a d**k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Current mood:
I gave up Beer & Wine for Lent....its going to be a LONG 40 days (well 31 but who is counting?). Maybe I'll have some Scotch....kidding...maybe...
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| "Just wishing I could do the job for you, sir. I'd give her a HA! And a HI-YA! And then a OOH-WAH! And I'd kick her, sir." ~ Bartok |
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| I need to set up my punching bag.... |
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| What you said?!?! B**ch, I will cut you! |
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| Back off Mother F**ker! |
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| Me vs this week...Happy Thursday...MORNING! |
Saturday, October 7, 2017
My house smells like baked badussy!
Soooooo I may murder my sig other. I mean not really but I am feeling stabby...maybe more punchy...definitely need a drinky...all before NOON!
So I woke up, had some coffee, watched on the news (stupid Hurricane Nate *grumble grumble*), and decided at some point I wanted some cheese toast for lunch.
What is cheese toast? It is toast with cheese...
Okay so basically I take some bread, put a bunch of sharp cheddar on it, sprinkle a little Tabasco, and toast it (like an open faced grilled cheese). I should mention, I didn't have any lights on and its kinda dark in here bc its overcast (stupid Nate). So I opened the toaster oven and plopped my two cheese breads on the pan.
I went about my business while it toasted. When suddenly the most AWFUL smell permeated the air. Funky snatch with a hint of @$$. WTF?!?! Why does my cheese toast smell like rotten wookie!??! I opened the oven (BIG MISTAKE) and was assaulted by skunk toe.
"OMG, *gag*...what...*gag*...What is that?!?!!?"
So I pull out the pan and see there is something on it under my toast...
I pick up one slice of toast *sniff*...*hork*...ewwwwwwww
I dumped both pieces in the trash...
I looked closer at the pan. The "something under my toast" has a distinct rectangular/square shape.
*sniff* "why do I do this to myself?!?!" *huuuuuuuualrk*
Poo-yee-yi! It smells like reheated spoiled fish...
Then I remembered. The other night...OTHER NIGHT....not like last night or even the night before...OTHER NIGHT, like f**king MONDAY (its' Saturday)...SOMEONE reheated the left over Salmon. So I cooked my cheese bread on top of FIVE DAY OLD Salmon juices.
What is cheese toast? It is toast with cheese...
I went about my business while it toasted. When suddenly the most AWFUL smell permeated the air. Funky snatch with a hint of @$$. WTF?!?! Why does my cheese toast smell like rotten wookie!??! I opened the oven (BIG MISTAKE) and was assaulted by skunk toe.
"OMG, *gag*...what...*gag*...What is that?!?!!?"
So I pull out the pan and see there is something on it under my toast...
I dumped both pieces in the trash...
I looked closer at the pan. The "something under my toast" has a distinct rectangular/square shape.
Poo-yee-yi! It smells like reheated spoiled fish...
The whole kitchen/living area smells like 18th century prostitute panties!
I've lost my appetite and have been exiled to the yard until the poon tang smell fades.
Who does that?!?!? I haven't been home to cook much all week so I haven't opened the toaster oven...
Monday, October 2, 2017
You make me want to light my computer on fire...and then throw it at you!
If I get randomly added to one more Facebook group I am going to lose my $hit!!!
I don't want to "get oily"...I like EOs but I've been added to seven...SEVEN different "online groups", get help people!
I don't want longer lashes...well I do but not for that kind of money...f**k off!
I don't want to reduce the signs of aging...okay maybe I do but again not for $$$$$$$$ for a month's supply...suck my toe!
I don't want stick on nail polish...seriously?!?!!? Didn't I use this as a kid bc nail polish was messy...?
I don't have f**king kids, quit trying to sell me a subscription to Christian kids books
I don't want a new makeup...trust me it isn't that Unique...eat a d**k!
Those leggings are f**king hideous, who are you trying to fool?!?!
My $15 workout clothes work just fine I don't need a gold lined sports bra with pillowed inserts made of virgin sheep fur or whatever.......
I like my drug store lip gloss...why the f**k do my lips need $45 tint...? Yea yea "but it stays on"...Ya know what so does Maybeline super stay and its $10.
I don't need to create a pendant or bracelet from tiny charms and be charged $$$$$$$$ for it...there is a thing called a craft store (or Amazon)...$20, done! Or Etsy....I like Etsy...
Also, if you add me as a friend bc we knew each other in HS, I am generally happy to catch up with you. But then try to sell me something I am going to show up on your doorstep and squirt you with a water bottle ...
Don't get me wrong, I think its great these women (and some men) are trying to earn some extra cash and it doesn't bother me to see their pics/products in my timeline. BUT adding me to random groups makes me Stabby.
Invite me, fine great, I'll just ignore it. But I hate that they can just add me. "Hey NOLAGurl, that chick you haven't seen in 20 years just added you to her new makeup group.". And then you are suddenly blasted with 15 rapid fire notifications.
I don't want longer lashes...well I do but not for that kind of money...f**k off!
I don't want to reduce the signs of aging...okay maybe I do but again not for $$$$$$$$ for a month's supply...suck my toe!
I don't want stick on nail polish...seriously?!?!!? Didn't I use this as a kid bc nail polish was messy...?
I don't have f**king kids, quit trying to sell me a subscription to Christian kids books
I don't want a new makeup...trust me it isn't that Unique...eat a d**k!
Those leggings are f**king hideous, who are you trying to fool?!?!
My $15 workout clothes work just fine I don't need a gold lined sports bra with pillowed inserts made of virgin sheep fur or whatever.......
I like my drug store lip gloss...why the f**k do my lips need $45 tint...? Yea yea "but it stays on"...Ya know what so does Maybeline super stay and its $10.
I don't need to create a pendant or bracelet from tiny charms and be charged $$$$$$$$ for it...there is a thing called a craft store (or Amazon)...$20, done! Or Etsy....I like Etsy...
Also, if you add me as a friend bc we knew each other in HS, I am generally happy to catch up with you. But then try to sell me something I am going to show up on your doorstep and squirt you with a water bottle ...
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| *squirt squirt* "No! Bad Friend...BAD!" |
Invite me, fine great, I'll just ignore it. But I hate that they can just add me. "Hey NOLAGurl, that chick you haven't seen in 20 years just added you to her new makeup group.". And then you are suddenly blasted with 15 rapid fire notifications.
And I do not want to become a re-seller!!! Its like a ponzi scheme...right? "I'm a seller, I recruit you so now I get ___% of your sales on top of mine. You recruit someone and you get ___% of their sales and I get ___% of your %. Oh and did I mention you have to 'buy in'. Don't worry its only $1,000". What?!?! Or some crazy BS like that. That's a scam right, that sounds like a scam...its a scam...?!?!?! I just can't see the ROI being quick or even there...
UPDATE - I purposefully did not post anything about what happened in Las Vegas. I am saddened and heartbroken...its a scary scary world.
Tuesday, June 7, 2016
I am hard core judging right now...
Okay this is from a while ago, I just forgot to post it. While I know we don't all retain information in the same manner there are some things that everyone should know or at least be aware of. I saw two "user created" online polls that made me cringe a little.
Okay so maybe you don't know who he is...fine. You should learn yourself something and look him up. But look at the f**king picture!!!! There is a f**king car in the background. Since when does a NEUROSCIENTIST pose with a f**king car?!?!!?!? The power of observation people!!!!!
Then there was this one....
Do not say "well I wasn't an Art Major, how would I know?" Because I wasn't a f**king art major either and I know that Vincent Van Gogh did not paint "The Scream", *silent scream* *silent scream*. Okay fine, they have similar styles...sort of but come on?!?! This should be one of the most recognized paintings in the world...we should ALL know who painted the f**king thing!
This just makes me feel stabby...its almost like as a whole we are losing our appreciation of culture...history...current events...things that don't have to do with God awful reality television!!! Sorry, I know there are other factors but I just really don't like it... I didn't save the demographics but I've learned from previous and recent polls on this site that its a pretty good range of people answering the surveys usually. So not all are the same age range or gender.
So that is it. I am hard core judging. Maybe I am being too harsh but I think everyone should know who is making an impact on THE WORLD and FAMOUS artists. Okay rant over.
Then there was this one....
This just makes me feel stabby...its almost like as a whole we are losing our appreciation of culture...history...current events...things that don't have to do with God awful reality television!!! Sorry, I know there are other factors but I just really don't like it... I didn't save the demographics but I've learned from previous and recent polls on this site that its a pretty good range of people answering the surveys usually. So not all are the same age range or gender.
So that is it. I am hard core judging. Maybe I am being too harsh but I think everyone should know who is making an impact on THE WORLD and FAMOUS artists. Okay rant over.
Tuesday, April 19, 2016
I didn't know a 250lb muscle man could giggle like a school girl
I'm not being mean it just caught me off guard! Apparently "really pissed off" Nola Gurl is f**king funny.
I was sitting at my computer FUMING about the level of idiocy I have to deal with. I'm not kidding about the level of DUMB. I had one person ask me the same question FIVE different ways. I was about to say "just because you re-word a question, doesn't change the F**KING question!!!" This isn't Judicial Court. This isn't a trial! This crap will not make me change my answer!!!
Examples:
- Did you eat my lunch made of cheese and crackers?
- Hmm my lunch of cheese and crackers has gone missing, do you know anything about that?
- I seem to have misplaced my lunch of dairy and crispy things, think "someone" ate it?
- Do you think "Someone" ate my lunch? Where else will I get aged milk product and baked crisps?
- If I were to have cheese and crackers, would you have eaten them?
My answers would be no, no, no, no - the store, no. NO ONE ATE YOUR F**KING LUNCH...that's how I want to respond but I don't.
And no, the idiocy I was dealing with wasn't about lunch, it was about how systems work...but you get the idea (I Hope) with my lunch example.
With that said I was reading this kind of crap and deciding how/if I should reply when muscle man walked up. I didn't look up. He asked me a question. I didn't respond. He said "NOLA Gurl, are you okay?" I responded very quietly, "I am about to go crazy stabby white girl on some people",. as my right eye twitched and I death gripped my mouse.
He legit giggled and snorted. *surfacing from my anger induced haze* What?!?! He just laughed...and laughed....and laughed and said "I'll come back later" and walked away giggling. I guess he wasn't expecting THAT from me.
Hmmmm maybe I should be more careful about what I say in front of the owner.....
I was sitting at my computer FUMING about the level of idiocy I have to deal with. I'm not kidding about the level of DUMB. I had one person ask me the same question FIVE different ways. I was about to say "just because you re-word a question, doesn't change the F**KING question!!!" This isn't Judicial Court. This isn't a trial! This crap will not make me change my answer!!!
Examples:
- Did you eat my lunch made of cheese and crackers?
- Hmm my lunch of cheese and crackers has gone missing, do you know anything about that?
- I seem to have misplaced my lunch of dairy and crispy things, think "someone" ate it?
- Do you think "Someone" ate my lunch? Where else will I get aged milk product and baked crisps?
- If I were to have cheese and crackers, would you have eaten them?
My answers would be no, no, no, no - the store, no. NO ONE ATE YOUR F**KING LUNCH...that's how I want to respond but I don't.
And no, the idiocy I was dealing with wasn't about lunch, it was about how systems work...but you get the idea (I Hope) with my lunch example.
With that said I was reading this kind of crap and deciding how/if I should reply when muscle man walked up. I didn't look up. He asked me a question. I didn't respond. He said "NOLA Gurl, are you okay?" I responded very quietly, "I am about to go crazy stabby white girl on some people",. as my right eye twitched and I death gripped my mouse.
He legit giggled and snorted. *surfacing from my anger induced haze* What?!?! He just laughed...and laughed....and laughed and said "I'll come back later" and walked away giggling. I guess he wasn't expecting THAT from me.
Hmmmm maybe I should be more careful about what I say in front of the owner.....
Friday, March 18, 2016
Its not funny anymore. Joke is over. No really...stop......please.....
This is why Idiocracy could be considered a documentary.
Education is the key. Educated people tend to make better decisions. Not always the best decisions but better ones. We are still human so mistakes will always be made. So WHY IS EDUCATION NOT OUR PRIORITY?!?!?! Yes we need to save the planet...stop killing Earth...THANKS!
Yes we need to do a lot of things. But fixing these are just band-aids. If we focus on educating our spawn in addition to fixing the f**k ups...maybe...just maybe we have a fighting chance. Right...right?!?!
But there in lies part of the problem. The persons able to become educated are putting off spawning until later in life. Well later in life is where we have issues. So it is possible that the intelligence wont be passed on.
But those not educated (not always by their own choice) are popping them out one after the other. And I am not saying ALL kids from uneducated parents have problems. I am saying on an average that is the case. Because the parents don't have the foundations to pass on to their spawn. And teachers only have so much power. So then we have more than likely 2nd generation uneducated and so on and so forth.
My rant came from this......
- Person grows up watching older sibling crash and burn from SERIOUS drug problems
- Person watches in horror as older sibling royally screws up their 1st child while still battling a drug
addiction (mainly HEROIN)
- Person watches as grandpa takes over raising of said child (Permanently)
- Person vows to never be like them
- Person watches older sibling have ANOTHER child while relapsing (Pills this time)
- Person is FREAKING out and watches as that child is taken by grandma (temporary but still)
- Person is starting a career in medical
- Person has an "ooops" ($hit happens, I'm not judging) and drops out of school (NOOOO don't do
that!)
- Person moves in with long time bf and baby
- I do not hear much from person for a few years but all seems well when we are in touch
- Suddenly I am told baby is seized by CPS and person & bf are in prison for child
endangerment and drug possession (not just any drug... METH)
***Holy f**king $hit!!! What happened?!?!?!?***
- Baby is about to be released into the foster system when grandma steps up to the plate again and
takes them in
- A two year battle with rehab & relapsing & domestic charges. Being kicked out of group
homes. Court. You name it, it happened. Person wants the kid but CPS says if they try to
take the kid, the kid will be seized...AGAIN.
- Grandma still has kid. She is court appointed guardian. Person is trying to stay sober...its an uphill
battle.
- Today from person "I'm so excited to announce baby girl, due September 2016. I'm in desperate need of baby stuff so please pass this along."
***Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! No no no no no no no...just f**king no!!!***
*** You can't take care of Baby A...you should NOT be having Baby B!!!!!***
*** Yes, access to things like sex ed and birth control would help but JFC you are 27 years old WITH A CHILD. You should know that inserting Tab A into Slot B could end in Baby!!!!!***
So while Baby A is being raised by grandma...Baby B will be raised by person...maybe...I guess a court decision could change that. I am terrified for BOTH of them. Grandma is old...what happens to Baby A when she is gone or can't take care of them anymore!?!?!? Person couldn't handle raising one...how are they gonna raise two?!?!?
This is just one example. This happens all the time...I know it does...but how do we stop it. How do we evolve instead of devolve. How do we protect kids from following in their parents footsteps (poor choices). I gave myself a headache.
Education is the key. Educated people tend to make better decisions. Not always the best decisions but better ones. We are still human so mistakes will always be made. So WHY IS EDUCATION NOT OUR PRIORITY?!?!?! Yes we need to save the planet...stop killing Earth...THANKS!
But there in lies part of the problem. The persons able to become educated are putting off spawning until later in life. Well later in life is where we have issues. So it is possible that the intelligence wont be passed on.
- Person grows up watching older sibling crash and burn from SERIOUS drug problems
- Person watches in horror as older sibling royally screws up their 1st child while still battling a drug
addiction (mainly HEROIN)
- Person watches as grandpa takes over raising of said child (Permanently)
- Person vows to never be like them
- Person watches older sibling have ANOTHER child while relapsing (Pills this time)
- Person is FREAKING out and watches as that child is taken by grandma (temporary but still)
- Person is starting a career in medical
- Person has an "ooops" ($hit happens, I'm not judging) and drops out of school (NOOOO don't do
that!)
- Person moves in with long time bf and baby
- I do not hear much from person for a few years but all seems well when we are in touch
- Suddenly I am told baby is seized by CPS and person & bf are in prison for child
endangerment and drug possession (not just any drug... METH)
***Holy f**king $hit!!! What happened?!?!?!?***
- Baby is about to be released into the foster system when grandma steps up to the plate again and
takes them in
- A two year battle with rehab & relapsing & domestic charges. Being kicked out of group
homes. Court. You name it, it happened. Person wants the kid but CPS says if they try to
take the kid, the kid will be seized...AGAIN.
- Grandma still has kid. She is court appointed guardian. Person is trying to stay sober...its an uphill
battle.
- Today from person "I'm so excited to announce baby girl, due September 2016. I'm in desperate need of baby stuff so please pass this along."
*** You can't take care of Baby A...you should NOT be having Baby B!!!!!***
*** Yes, access to things like sex ed and birth control would help but JFC you are 27 years old WITH A CHILD. You should know that inserting Tab A into Slot B could end in Baby!!!!!***
I'm not being mean or jealous. I am being realistic. I am being an observer and what I am observing scares me.
SIDE NOTE - Drugs are bad. Addiction is bad. I know its hard to just quit but bringing kids into makes me stabby.
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
Santa is not a Demon. You people have gone too far. Stop ruining Christmas with your nonsense!
Look I am all about freedom of religion, belief, choice, opinion, whatever but do NOT ruin something for everyone...especially kids...because YOU suddenly feel like everything that doesn't directly says "Jesus Christ" is satanic.
I saw something on Social Media that made me want to go on a spree. Still undecided if it was a murdering spree or running spree...but it was one of them. I saw this:
"Santa's a Demon! The uncomfortable truth about Christmas"
I saw the article linked to a "friend's" page along with the statement that said "This is why I told my child that Santa, the Easter bunny, etc. isn't real and we celebrate Jesus Christ in my house!"
Okay fine. That's fine. No.It.Isn't!!! Your child is 7. Why would you take this away from your baby?!?!?! He is being raised catholic/christian. All of his cousins and classmates Believe in Santa. Why would you ruin the magic of Christmas like this?!?!?! Not to mention, if he goes to school or to his cousin's house and regurgitates that, how do you think those parents will feel? How do you think those kids will feel? I can tell you right now if your extremest uneducated skewed religious bull$hit spoiled the magic of Christmas for one of MY littles, you better run because I can't be held responsible for my actions. And you better run fast because I've been training and I am pretty quick.
Why can't you teach him that Christmas is about Jesus and still let him enjoy the magic? I grew up believing in Santa and I didn't turn into a "devil worshiper". This is the stupidest thing I have ever read in my life. This takes the cake on extreme religion. I am sorry you are "scared of Santa" but come on. Do you even know the origin story???? Do you? Because based on this fear mongering article you shared you do not! And just because Santa and Satan are spelled similarly doesn't mean anything!!!!
Read this. Yea yea, I know History Channel isn't law but they do a pretty good job when it comes to research...usually. It is widely believed that Santa Claus is based off of St. Nicholas (a real person). "The name Santa Claus evolved from Nick’s Dutch nickname, Sinter Klaas, a shortened form of Sint Nikolaas (Dutch for Saint Nicholas)." What the f**k is Satanic about that?!?!?!
12/25 is a pagan holiday, therefore Santa is a pagan god. Hey, again...know your history. Yes 12/25 is originally a "pagan holiday". It is the final day for the celebration of the Winter Solstice. A holiday that was literally hijacked by Christians. So while you are correct, Jesus was probably born in the Spring, our religious forefathers more than likely decided that it was a time when people already celebrated things so why not use it as Jesus' birthday. The celebration of Saint Nicholas is 12/6 or 12/19 depending on where you are from...so I guess they kind of morphed together for some of us. At least that is my understanding.
Krampus isn't the underlying "demon" hiding behind Santa or Santa Claus' alter-ego, making Santa "evil". Do you even know how to Google?!? Or go the f**king library. "Krampus is believed to be a beastial creature who accompanies St. Nicholas on his earthly journey. While St. Nicholas rewards the good children with gifts and sweets, Krampus dispenses punishment to the wicked children who have strayed from the path of good. It is said he takes care of St. Nick's "naughty list"." Krampus was created to scare the $hit out of naughty kids just like the legend of Santa has morphed into a figure to reward "nice" kids...so they'd behave! If anything Krampus makes Santa appear even more Saintly. And lets be real, you only know about Krampus because of that crazy movie that just came out. Almost no one here in the states knew what that thing was before so just stop.
This isn't a f**king witch eating a baby in some sort of demon worship!!!!
This is Grýla. Grýla is a mythical giantess living in the mountains of Iceland. Most of the stories told about Grýla were to frighten bad children.
My point is there isn't anything Satanic about Santa, Krampus, or Grýla. These are stories to scare little kids into behaving. There is nothing pagan about December 25th or Santa. Unless you are a pagan and are celebrating the Winter Solstice, it's f**king Christmas! Why do people have to ruin Christmas with their ignorant bull$hit!
Side Note - does that mean that little Johnny doesn't get gifts for Christmas because that is part of the "pagan" tradition? Or are you going to say the gifts represent the gifts from the Magi? Because if that's the case you should wait until 1/6 (Three King's Day or the Epiphany). I'm not trying to be an @$$hole...wait, this time I am. People make me STABBY!!!!!
Oh and while we are at it Xmas (yes I know its a Wiki link but it makes sense) does not mean we are removing "Christ" from Christmas . It is a shortened version of the word, not meant to be disrespectful. It was happening LOOOOONG before some crackhead in recent history decided to get pissy about it. I can't put it any better than this response to someone who was butthurt by the word "Xmas": " 'X' is the Greek letter "Chi" which is the first letter of "Christos". You should probably be aware that the fish that's almost certainly on the back of your car "ΙΧΘΥΣ" is an acronym for "Ίησοῦς Χριστός, Θεοῦ Υἱός, Σωτήρ", which translated means "Jesus Christ, Son of God, Saviour" so the use of "X" in "Xmas" actually doesn't violate your sensitive beliefs" ~ Chris Hardwick. Meaning, if people write xmas, they aren't being jerks. If you want to write out Christmas go 'head.
My point is stop trying to make something out of nothing. Stop trying to find evil in innocent things. Stop being an @$$hole! If you don't like the commercialism of Santa, fine...but don't ruin it for everyone else. Be respectful of others just like you DEMAND them to be respectful of you.
I saw something on Social Media that made me want to go on a spree. Still undecided if it was a murdering spree or running spree...but it was one of them. I saw this:
"Santa's a Demon! The uncomfortable truth about Christmas"
I saw the article linked to a "friend's" page along with the statement that said "This is why I told my child that Santa, the Easter bunny, etc. isn't real and we celebrate Jesus Christ in my house!"
Okay fine. That's fine. No.It.Isn't!!! Your child is 7. Why would you take this away from your baby?!?!?! He is being raised catholic/christian. All of his cousins and classmates Believe in Santa. Why would you ruin the magic of Christmas like this?!?!?! Not to mention, if he goes to school or to his cousin's house and regurgitates that, how do you think those parents will feel? How do you think those kids will feel? I can tell you right now if your extremest uneducated skewed religious bull$hit spoiled the magic of Christmas for one of MY littles, you better run because I can't be held responsible for my actions. And you better run fast because I've been training and I am pretty quick.
Why can't you teach him that Christmas is about Jesus and still let him enjoy the magic? I grew up believing in Santa and I didn't turn into a "devil worshiper". This is the stupidest thing I have ever read in my life. This takes the cake on extreme religion. I am sorry you are "scared of Santa" but come on. Do you even know the origin story???? Do you? Because based on this fear mongering article you shared you do not! And just because Santa and Satan are spelled similarly doesn't mean anything!!!!
Read this. Yea yea, I know History Channel isn't law but they do a pretty good job when it comes to research...usually. It is widely believed that Santa Claus is based off of St. Nicholas (a real person). "The name Santa Claus evolved from Nick’s Dutch nickname, Sinter Klaas, a shortened form of Sint Nikolaas (Dutch for Saint Nicholas)." What the f**k is Satanic about that?!?!?!
12/25 is a pagan holiday, therefore Santa is a pagan god. Hey, again...know your history. Yes 12/25 is originally a "pagan holiday". It is the final day for the celebration of the Winter Solstice. A holiday that was literally hijacked by Christians. So while you are correct, Jesus was probably born in the Spring, our religious forefathers more than likely decided that it was a time when people already celebrated things so why not use it as Jesus' birthday. The celebration of Saint Nicholas is 12/6 or 12/19 depending on where you are from...so I guess they kind of morphed together for some of us. At least that is my understanding.
Krampus isn't the underlying "demon" hiding behind Santa or Santa Claus' alter-ego, making Santa "evil". Do you even know how to Google?!? Or go the f**king library. "Krampus is believed to be a beastial creature who accompanies St. Nicholas on his earthly journey. While St. Nicholas rewards the good children with gifts and sweets, Krampus dispenses punishment to the wicked children who have strayed from the path of good. It is said he takes care of St. Nick's "naughty list"." Krampus was created to scare the $hit out of naughty kids just like the legend of Santa has morphed into a figure to reward "nice" kids...so they'd behave! If anything Krampus makes Santa appear even more Saintly. And lets be real, you only know about Krampus because of that crazy movie that just came out. Almost no one here in the states knew what that thing was before so just stop.
This isn't a f**king witch eating a baby in some sort of demon worship!!!!
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My point is there isn't anything Satanic about Santa, Krampus, or Grýla. These are stories to scare little kids into behaving. There is nothing pagan about December 25th or Santa. Unless you are a pagan and are celebrating the Winter Solstice, it's f**king Christmas! Why do people have to ruin Christmas with their ignorant bull$hit!
Side Note - does that mean that little Johnny doesn't get gifts for Christmas because that is part of the "pagan" tradition? Or are you going to say the gifts represent the gifts from the Magi? Because if that's the case you should wait until 1/6 (Three King's Day or the Epiphany). I'm not trying to be an @$$hole...wait, this time I am. People make me STABBY!!!!!
Oh and while we are at it Xmas (yes I know its a Wiki link but it makes sense) does not mean we are removing "Christ" from Christmas . It is a shortened version of the word, not meant to be disrespectful. It was happening LOOOOONG before some crackhead in recent history decided to get pissy about it. I can't put it any better than this response to someone who was butthurt by the word "Xmas": " 'X' is the Greek letter "Chi" which is the first letter of "Christos". You should probably be aware that the fish that's almost certainly on the back of your car "ΙΧΘΥΣ" is an acronym for "Ίησοῦς Χριστός, Θεοῦ Υἱός, Σωτήρ", which translated means "Jesus Christ, Son of God, Saviour" so the use of "X" in "Xmas" actually doesn't violate your sensitive beliefs" ~ Chris Hardwick. Meaning, if people write xmas, they aren't being jerks. If you want to write out Christmas go 'head.
My point is stop trying to make something out of nothing. Stop trying to find evil in innocent things. Stop being an @$$hole! If you don't like the commercialism of Santa, fine...but don't ruin it for everyone else. Be respectful of others just like you DEMAND them to be respectful of you.
Thursday, October 8, 2015
This makes me stabby...I mean like really murderous...*whooosa*...it's October...OCTOBER!
I was assaulted in Big Lots. I should file a complaint. I walked in and was immediately bombarded with Christmas EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There was Jingle Bell BS on the radio, decorations galore and Christmas cookie scents. I was not expecting this! I think I started having a panic attack. I went in there specifically to get more HALLOWEEN decorations!!! It is f**king October 8th...Halloween is still a few weeks away...I should be seeing skeletons, pumpkins and ghosts!!! I should NOT be seeing Christmas trees, snowmen and Santa Claus. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't get me wrong, I like Christmas but I don't need to see it for 3 months BEFORE Christmas.
What's even funnier is I got an email earlier TODAY from Big Lots saying to come in and get Halloween Decor. WTF, Over!
So, I was fully expecting to walk into a Halloween House of Horrors *whoohoo* and instead I was in a Winter Wonderland *ahhhh my eyes*.
Why do we need Christmas $hit out now?!!?!? Who is decorating for Christmas in f**king October?!?!!? There is still ANOTHER holiday BEFORE Christmas! After Halloween we have Thanksgiving, at least here in the states. And I decorate for that too. Well its fall decor but whatever, you get the picture! I don't want to think about Christmas until after we all gorge ourselves on Turkey and dressing. The day after Turkey Day, yea sure cool, lets go get a tree but before then f**k off Christmas!
So, I was fully expecting to walk into a Halloween House of Horrors *whoohoo* and instead I was in a Winter Wonderland *ahhhh my eyes*.
Dammit Christmas, wait your turn!!!
Why do we need Christmas $hit out now?!!?!? Who is decorating for Christmas in f**king October?!?!!? There is still ANOTHER holiday BEFORE Christmas! After Halloween we have Thanksgiving, at least here in the states. And I decorate for that too. Well its fall decor but whatever, you get the picture! I don't want to think about Christmas until after we all gorge ourselves on Turkey and dressing. The day after Turkey Day, yea sure cool, lets go get a tree but before then f**k off Christmas!
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