But for real though! I love a cute little button up. They make you look slightly more professional. Yet, I
HATE them. Why you may ask. Well because for some reason
90% of the ones
MADE FOR WOMEN aren't
MADE FOR BOOBS.
See Exhibit 1:
I don't not have a lot up top. In fact I have the smallest amount they sell an adult bra for. Just a handful or whatever. Yet even with the tiniest of tatas I get
button pull. I even took the bra off and it still
f**king pulls!
(no picture...it would be flagged NSFW because of visible nipple-age) Why? Why!? WHY!?!? Shirts for people with
BREASTS should have a little extra material up top to accommodate for the boobage. And this isn't some
"cheapy shirt" I got from the discount rack at the outlet or something. This is a
NICE name brand shirt...something I don't normally splurge on but the design was too cute to pass up.
But this isn't
CUTE!!!
It makes it look like a bought a shirt that was too small. It fits perfectly everywhere else!!! If I got a size up you'd be able to see down the arm holes!!!
Look, I wear a small up-top. Meaning I am not asking for much!!! Logically a
WOMAN'S shirt regardless of size should puff out a bit in the booby area,
ESPECIALLY a button up. We all have them. Even small ones poke out a little!!!! Add in those of us with the tiny tatas probably are wearing some sort of padding and you have to see where I am coming from! I'm not a fashion designer but I know it can be done. My only conclusion is this shirt was
100% designed by a dude who has no idea about
BOOBS!
P.S. I feel sorry for my ladies with the extra toppings...
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