Case in point. I had on a dress (not even that tight but slightly fitted)...mind you as I've stated before...I am fairly small. Not skinny but tiny none the less. I heard a *ding*, someone at the front desk. Well I was all alone and went to see who was here.
Not a customer...not a vendor...some poor lost person who had no idea where they were. I helped them with some directions and was ready to send them on their way when they decided it was time for a chat. I was just finishing up the directions when this happened:
Person: Is that your first?
Me: *completely oblivious* *still writing* Hmmmm? No people get lost around here all the time.
Person: No, I meant child *pointing at me*
Me: *slowly raises head* Ummmm what? *looking down* Yeeeeaaaa no...I just ate lunch...
Person: *getting nervous* Oh I...I just assumed...I'm, I'm sorry...
Me: *raised eyebrow* Soooo anyway, here are the directions...uh good luck
Person: *stumbling over words* I'm really....I didn't mean...
Me: *sigh* Please just go. Have a great day *fake smile*
Person: *dejectedly walking away because I didn't accept their lame apology*
I'm not normally rude BUT I refuse to be like "oh honey its okay...honest mistake." No! You are a jerk! You basically just called me fat because I had a pooch! It wasn't like a f**king beer belly, it was literally just slightly distended because I'd just finished a bowl of f**king pasta. It went away in like 20 minutes. I didn't overeat, it just doesn't have anywhere to hide while digesting...I am not that f**king big. On top of that, it's that time where my tummy is puffy anyways (have I mentioned I hate being female sometimes?!?!) so it was a little more exaggerated than normal. That still gives you zero excuse for assuming there was a baby in there. One, none of your f**king business...you literally just stumbled upon my office...I do not KNOW you! Two, even if I did semi-know you...still none of your f**king business UNLESS I tell you. Just saying. Quit being rude!
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