Excuse me ma'am but your vagina appears to be sticking it's tongue out at me

This week on "who let that go to market?!?"

No but really look closer...

CLOSER!

I love me some minions but that is just POOR placement!  Yea it's off center so it makes it a little better but it is off center from that lady's hoohah and I just don't feel comfortable.  For gods sake, his tongue is pink! And its in the right vicinity...and all I can think of is a clam...and *shhhh* It's like her vag is trying to seduce me!  *growl*

My first thought, "OMG just move the image a little higher!!!" A tongue coming out of the stomach area is much more acceptable in my book.  But them I realized if they weren't careful with that we would be accentuating her tatas with those bulbous minion eyeballs.  But I find that I am more okay with that, than this. 

In case you want to use a minion dress to draw attention to your Garden of Eden, you can get one here for under $20.  I like the idea and I would have totally worn it but all I can think now is "But, but people will be looking at my lady parts *whimper*" and that just makes me uncomfortable. 

"BANNANA!!!!!!" 

Side Note:  Since I am about the height of a minion this could actually work on me. . . the dress might rest JUST low enough so that the tongue isn't quite "hey look at my peesh!"