Wait, hold up! Who wants to have sex with a homicidal pepper pot?!?!?!?!

Okay okay okay...hear me out...I did NOT come up with the idea.  I've read some crazy fanfiction but not anything close to...WTF?!?

I was actually reading a seemingly innocent article I linked to via The Doctor Who Hub (Facebook page), I think.  It was titled "Doctor Who: 10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About the Daleks".  A simple top ten list of "facts" you may or may not have known.  The list was actually interesting, "Hmmm, dual origin...I didn't know that." Anyways, I got to the Number 1 "fact" and I quite literally shot coffee out my nose.  I do not recommend doing that!  It burns like a mofo and now all I smell is coffee *le sigh*.  

No really though...what would you do if you were reading an article about one of the most notorious beings in the whoniverse and you read "They Have Starred in a Porno".   

Then I read on, "In 2005 the Daleks checked off another box in Pop Culture Bingo by starring in a pornographic film called Abducted by the Daleks. It’s exactly what you think, with three women being taken by the Daleks and forced to do sex stuff with them and with each other."

I can't even fathom the visuals.  I've never watched Doctor Who and thought "Ooooo a Dalek, it's so...SEXY! *growl*" I'm more along the lines of "OMG run away, run awaaaaay..." I know they were sued but according to the article you can find it online.  I have never been so tempted in my life to look up a porno on the internet just so I can laugh my @$$ off!

There is actually more to this pic for a t-shirt but it made the concept too "sweet". You should check it out!

For god's sake they have a f**king plunger and a whisk!!!  How do you...what is it like an "insert and twirl" thing...*ahhhh my eyes*.  Speaking of eyes...did they...did they use the eyestalk...

Also, its...its like this weird flesh blob cyclops octopus looking THING on the inside...HOW DOES THAT WORK!??!?!  I mean there are those "tentacles"...oh...oh sweet baby...naaah...maybe...

Actually on second thought...I may not want to know.  Something tells me the people that made this didn't really know about the Daleks...ya know the whole "hate and destroy everything, unless its a Dalek" mantra, i.e. EXTERMINATE! Which would lead me to believe these aliens wouldn't give a flying f**k about...um...sexual gratification...especially from a lowly human...maybe from The Oncoming Storm but that's a whole other sordid story that I am NOT writing...WHAT IF these are Daleks that escaped from the Dalek Asylum...in that case RUN! Oh God what have I done...I put that thought in the universe *twirling aimlessly around the room*.