G-Dammit Casper, if you can open them, you can close them. Quit being an @$$hole!
Of course I just closed them but when I go get more water if they are all open again I may have to go home. I am in danger of being possessed by some lingering spirit of our kitchen. It's probably the remnants of a sentient bacteria that mutated in our microwave. If you are unaware of my reference read this.
It's bad enough I can barely walk (FYI I am old...apparently that doesn't mix well with exercise), I don't need to be attacked by some rogue bacterial poltergeist. I definitely don't get paid enough to deal with that $hit.
SIDE NOTE: Something exploded in our microwave. I went to heat soup at lunch and it looked like someone cooked a Gremlin. I don't think I want to know. . .
If you don't get that reference you CLEARLY are not a child of the 80's. . . look it up. . .
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