Wednesday, August 26, 2015

If Chirstian Grey was a sentient Ice Cream Cone. . .

It's a shirt
50 Shades of Gelato

Cream for me – Stracciatella

I'd  rather planned on having you for dessert

Whip me

If you move again, I'll brain-freeze you so hard.

Come, I want to show you my...freezer-room...

Lips and tongues may melt my...cones...
But spoons and...bowls... excite me

X-cream

The pleasure is worth the freezer burn

Anyone interested in a swirly? (ewwww)

Ahhhhahahahaa, I'm going to stop now...


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