You ever just hear something that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO out there that you can't help but be an @$$ when responding?!? I do...often...and I have to attempt to contain my sarcasm...it rarely works.
If I sent you this picture, with a note that said "can you tell when my puppy woke me up?"...it is pretty self explanatory...right?!!?
So how would you respond if someone said "I don't know what I am looking at...is that an arrow?"
I...what?!?! It says "Sleep"...I added a note that should tell you its some sort of sleep chart...there is an OBVIOUS spike at 5AM.
So I responded "Yes, 'It's a shot in the dark aimed right at my throat'". (I was just listening to that song) Apparently that was an @$$hole answer because I got called all kinds of mean things via text.
What made it worse (or better) was said person also responded with "is that something on your phone?" I said sort of. It's a fitness tracker, that is the app it connects to. Which got the response "I don't know what that is...." So I said that brightly colored thing I always wear...then I took a pic of it and sent it. The response was "Oh, look at your wedding ring!!! :)"
Okay A.D.D. there is a VERY bright watch looking thing that is the focal point of the pic and the topic of the previous conversation. So I said "Right...I didn't tell you I had a fitness chip put in my wedding band? Its the latest rage." Again...NOT the right thing to say...more colorful insults...well they were meant as insults all they did was make me laugh harder.
I swear I am a nice person...usually...
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