This scene from one of my all time favs, Boondock Saints!
NSFW - It has cursing!
And this scene from Deuce Bigalow
NSFW - LOTS OF CURSING!
Why my puppy you might ask? Well he does this thing. At first I thought it was a "he's sleeping and a dream woke him up" thing but now I am not so sure. And it's not like a "Mom mom mom I heard something", it almost seems involuntary.
For example, the other night he was just sitting in the middle of the living room playing, then he barked REALLY loud. He looked startled and the other dog was like, "what's wrong with you!?!?", then he barked twice more (different sounds), he *sighed* and then went back to playing. Hmmmmm, odd.
Then in the middle of the night (we are talking like 3AM) he wigs out, same kind of barking, *sighs* and goes back to sleep. Both instances have happened more than once.
So as a joke I said "maybe he has Turrets..." and now me and my hubs substitute his "bark" with curse words. As in "F**K, @$$", "Nipple bitter, yaih yaih yaih yaih yaih" and the like. Which is great amusement for me and the hubs but I don't think Speedy is amused. I am convinced he understands us and is plotting revenge.
I wonder if its possible for an animal to have that kind of thing...? If its true I now have two animals with possible "quirks". I have a narcoleptic cat (see this post) and turrets dog....I live in an animal asylum. But I still love them to bits.
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