I don't want to be hugged by a bear...bears have claws and sharp teeth and are like 10 feet tall...I'll just stick to slobbery puppy hugs, thanks

So I was leaving an appointment and my contact said "Peace, Love, and Bear Hugs", to which I smiled and said "Bye".  Then I stopped in my tracks...wait...

...but when I turned around they were gone.  Was she wishing me well or threatening me?  I think I felt threatened.  Bear hugs don't sound pleasant, they sound painful.  I know, I know...a "bear hug" is normally referring to a super tight squeeze someone gives you. If you are little (like me), many times you are lifted off the ground as well.  But at this point all I can think of is a rabid Yogi coming at me with claws out and that's just terrifying!

Yes, I know its a Koala but I couldn't find a rabid Yogi pic, so it seemed fitting

Moving on, later I saw this.

It is tagged as "Cute Christmas Cookies".  Sorry, but that is NOT cute...it's a tad morbid!  That is Frosty and friends in the throws of death! You killed my snowman! What kind of mom does that?!?! Okay I find it "cute" but I also have a bit of a dark sense of humor.  I'd probably serve them to kids if they were misbehaving and say "you see what you made me do! Now Frosty won't be able to help Santa."  Then again I don't have kids of my own and that would probably be frowned upon as scarring or something.

Next subject, what on Earth does this even mean?!?!

Is this the newest bat$hit crazy movement?!?!?!  No $hit porn can't be my significant other but who the f**k thinks that is the case???  People use porn because they don't HAVE someone to spend that kind of time with...usually.  And if this is directed at married/committed persons who watch porn instead of being with their family then those "persons" should have a chat with their sig other.  If this is directed at those who are "addicted" to porn (see Don Jon) then yea I kind of get it (not really) but those people probably have other underlying issues and they aren't the majority.  Yes there are sex addicts but it wasn't caused by watching porn, its caused by irregular brain things.

This is stupid.  Like really stupid.  Like this is a joke, right?  Nope, it isn't.  I don't get it.  I don't partake in that industry but I've seen videos.  I still don't think there needs to be a movement against it.  If you want to watch a chick get it up the @$$ from a guy dressed as a donkey, while you get off, that's your thing (sorry for the visual).  If you want to get your partner into your fetish...that could be good or bad or maybe you should have a different partner. 

My point is I find this ridiculous.  Porn doesn't break up relationships or cause sex crimes, it is just the scapegoat.  There are other factors at work here but watching people have rough/different/fantastical sex on a video is being blamed.  Yea some of it is WAY out there but come on.  If you can't distinguish between fantasy and reality there is something else going on with you.  If your hubby is watching that and you don't like it then maybe you should have a chat.  Or if your boyfriend wants to "hurt" you during fun times because he saw it online and you don't like that...you may want to find a new boyfriend. 

People are varying levels of f**ked up.  The porn industry realized that and is making a profit off of it.  Look, if there is a market out there to watch Daleks in sexual situations, there is a market out there for everything.  You can't fault them for exploiting it.  People will get their jollies somehow...at least with porn its usually not harming another person.