That's it, that is how the Zombie Apocolypse Starts!!! This is why I have trust issues.

So I got an alert on my phone.

Right, okay...nothing too weird *nervous laughter*.  I read this article and this one.

Ohhhhh okay, its a sample from the 1970's.  I mean nothing WEIRD about that. 

"Using modern sequencing techniques to study blood samples taken more than 30 years ago, researchers have identified a new virus with similarities to hepatitis C and human pegivirus (formerly hepatitis G)." ~ Ewwwww, not cool!  So what are people just not having symptoms???

"Further analysis of more recent samples revealed that many of the people who were infected had cleared the virus. And even those who didn’t were apparently unaffected by the virus." ~ Ah, okay.  Still, not cool.

"...the role of this new virus in liver and other diseases remains to be elucidated," ~ Ummm that doesn't sound good.  So we found it, we show no symptoms from it but we don't know what harm it does or how to "cure" it. 

I feel like there is a whole group of science people going "move along, there's nothing to see here, move along", meanwhile this "harmless" virus is how we all turn into rabid cheetahs on speed.  In 30 years someone will find this "study"  and be like, "so this is where it all began". 

Yea it was discovered in blood samples from the 70's BUT what if its a dormant virus and is activated by all this "research".   Someone call Robert Neville or Shaun or Daryl Dixon, $hits about to get real.

Apparently this isn't a rock solid excuse............

It gets you an especially weird stare when you are in fact a "supervisor".  Oh God, sometimes I can't help my weirdness!!!

I didn't do anything THAT insane but over the course of time I've said/done things that some may think odd.  It wont make me jobless but it makes my boss roll her eyes and laugh.  So I guess its not "bad" so to say.  It is all in good fun.  And this all didn't happen at once, it's over quite some time but the above is so fitting.   

Evidence:

"NOLA Gurl, there are NOT Vashta Nerada at the end of the hall.  The light went out...please take down the warning signs."

"I am aware that office cleanliness is an issue but the dishes don't need to leave notes on the wall above the sink. This isn't Disney, they can't talk." ~ The most recent note said "please wash me kind sir, I feel so dirty and just want to be clean".  She made the "nerd" reference, not me, Ha! 

"There is not a sentient being living in the microwave, no need to suggest a sacrifice."

"*laughing* It's not funny, the copier is not Bob Marley...the big boss is not amused" ~ in response to a pic left above the copier that said "This copier should be known as Bob Marley because it always be jammin'". Yes I got that from the internet but it was true and I was annoyed.  Plus we ended up with a new copier (the old one was 20 years old!)

"Our office is not haunted or a portal to another universe.  We just work with slobs and you just misplaced your stuff." ~ in response to a sign on my door that said "Enter with caution, possible portal to Universe B". 

"What is 'Pete's world'?  And why do you think that is where your lunch went?" ~ in response to a note on the fridge saying "Either my food got sucked into Pete's World or you ate it.  I am choosing to believe in inter-dimensional travel vs. someone eating my lunch without permission."  

"The janitor is not an alien, well to this country yes but not this planet.  And I don't know what a Slitheen is but I don't believe he is one." ~ trust me when I say this is the only logical explanation for his actions. 

"Who are the Winchester's and why do we need to call them?"

 'There is no NOLA Gurl, only Zuul' is not how you tell someone you are in fact in your office.

We are not going to "Salt and Burn" your desk.  It isn't haunted, the floor just isn't level.  ~ Sure that's what they all say.

Apparently when the A/C is broken the appropriate statement is not "I'm sweating like a whore in church." 


I know there are a ton more but I can't think of them right now.  No pics because then you may figure out where I work and I've already had a stalker show up here...sorry. 

Side Note: I am not being unprofessional, I've been here for 10 years and worked with mostly the same people.  We are a goofy bunch, my goofiness just happens to include a lot of nerd references.  Just because you wouldn't have me on your team doesn't mean I am not appreciated here. 

“There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes.” ~ Fourth Doctor

This is important...

...a bit graphic but it's important!!!  I try not to go all serious too often on here but I was almost the one in five.  I got "lucky" but it should NEVER happen.  To women, to men, to children, to anyone.  You have no right to claim another person's body without their permission...EVER!

Lady Gaga released a new video for a song called "Til it happens to you". 

Here is an article talking about the video.

Physics, eh? Physics, physics, physics, physics, physics, physcis. Physics!

What is physics?  It is the branch of science concerned with the nature and properties of matter and energy.

So there is this whole "thing" where we say two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time.  It is a relatively simple concept.  If two bodies (solid objects) tried to occupy the same physical space, the forces which control the sub-atomic spacing of the elements would immediately and catastrophically force the occupied space into the VOLUME required for both objects, essentially an explosion.

So in really simple terms if my vehicle is in the the left lane and your vehicle is in the right lane and you try to come over INTO the left lane where my car is located BAD THINGS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN!  And turning on your BLINKER doesn't just "fix" it.   It actually does NOTHING to warn me if you are so close to me that I can't see the f**king thing in the first place.  Ahhhh I hate driving!!!

Side Note - I was looking for the above gif and I found one that is "cut" weird and it is wrong on so many levels.....or I have an extremely sick mind......I am thinking a combo of the two. 

What is happening here!?!?!?!  I like physics and all but...  And isn't he in a school here...of CHILDREN...its so suggestive...its so many levels of wrong Wrong Wroooong WRONG.  And I am laughing hysterically because OMG that isn't right. 

Drugs are bad mmm'kay...and so are idle minds...or is that hands...I'm really bad at these words of wisdom

Driving in a neighboring parish I was behind what looked like some sort of police vehicle.  As I got closer, I could read what was on the back, "Meth Lab Response Team".  What?!?  I mean I know we have "Narcotics" teams but when did we start having teams specific to the type of drug??? 

Then I thought about it and realized they are probably HIGHLY specialized because Meth Labs are a bit volatile.  Add in the ones that are mobile (yes there are mobile meth labs...one blew on the interstate a few years back) and you have a 2 ton bomb on wheels, *I so scared*.   So I guess that kind of response team makes quite a bit of sense but it is terrifying to think that the threat is present enough to warrant the creation of such a team. 

In other news I made an ice...thing and I don't know how....

It's a unicorn ice.  It's the last of its kind...and I killed it *muahahaha*.  I laughed as it melted away in my lime water, "Mmmm tastes like extermination".  Wait...ewwwww.  Sorry, sorry, I'll stop channeling my inner pepper pot serial killer.  It's like it froze mid-splash...but I don't have THAT good of a freezer.  I'm lucky if my ice trays freeze after hours of being in there.  How did this happen?????  Maybe my freezer is trying to kill me...

Moving on.  I saw Speedy smacking his lips and kind of foaming a bit around the mouth,"hmmm odd".  Concerned  what he could possibly have gotten into now, I yelled.  He shook his head and I saw something fall on the floor *raised eyebrow*.  Hmmm, it looks like "Ahhh ewww" *drops it back on the floor* WTF?!?!

Please ignore my neglected nails

Yes, that is what you think it is, I think...well as long as you think its some sort of arachnid.  All that is left is the body and ONE leg.  And can I just say, I am not scared of spiders (obviously, I am holding its remains) but that "body" is quite large for my liking.  He's fine so I am thinking not poisonous BUT why is my house suddenly the real life set of Arachnophobia?!?!  Two days before this he started jumping around shaking his head and we found a half dead (shoosh) LARGE house spider on the floor.  Recently, I've cleared WAY more webs from my corners than I'd like to admit.  And we've both been the victim of tiny spiders crawling on us while sitting on the couch.  Did I drop acid and forget???  I don't understand!!! I use Home Defense and I've been using it for YEARS with no issues!  It's tag line is "Kills bugs inside, keeps bugs out!"!!! It keeps everything else out...WTH!?!?!

Ahhhhhhh!

(insert thing you disagree with) is the DEVIL ~ Mama Boucher

Driving in to work, stopped in traffic, "Lalalaaaaaaaahhhhhhh what the f**k is that?!!?"

*raspy voice* "Come play with me"

Sweet baby Jes...Spongebob has been places, he's seen things.  He has been scorched by the hell-fire and lived to tell the tale.  He is now traveling the country on to warn us of what awaits should we continue on our heathenish path.  Or he is trying to tempt me to the dark side.  I haven't quite decided which one it is yet. Maybe if they have cookies (kidding). 

Speaking of hellish...things...WTF is this supposed to mean!?!?!?

Is this implying women are the devil in disguise, sent here to lead you astray?!?!?!  Listen here d**kwad, at least if you are going to make a "point" use proper sentences, *This speakS volumeS to me.  And if you ever want to get laid again, I suggest NOT comparing females to demons.  Yea yea, it says "adulterous" female in the text but wouldn't the SAME apply to an adulterous male?  Women aren't evil, men aren't evil, people aren't evil...INDIVIDUALS are evil.  Stop generalizing!  My point is, it is dumb.

Then I saw this and wanted to stab my eyeballs out.

First off, ew.  Nothing should be COVERED in the blood of ANYONE.  I know his "blood" is a metaphor for the sacrifice made to save us lowly creatures.  But, I REALLY want to post something so outrageous in response... And not because I want to knock their faith but because these same persons feel they have the "right" to bash my beliefs, attack me, and put me down for thinking differently.  NOT religion per se but other things I've posted about...like Equality, Racism, Rights, etc.  Anyways, I'm thinking pics....


Like this:

He is my fav movie devil

Or this:

The Devils Advocate

But I wont because then my mom will see it and I'll get an earful for being an @$$hole.  Which I'm really not trying to belittle their beliefs, I just don't...*ugh* Here and there is whatever but if you have to profess this to social media everyday that you are "Christian" and then act like a jerk-off to everyone who doesn't agree with you, you may have other issues...

Yes, yes good on you to have a very strong faith BUT I do not think Satan or Jesus checks your Facebook page.  And unless you somehow blessed the server where your page is hosted, your "page" isn't covered by anything accept web-crawlers trying to figure out your online patterns to post weirdo ads to your oh so "sacred" page.  So be careful when you are browsing for Porn sermons, Jesus/Satan may see it. 

Aaldkjsofsidowejsfissdfjk *internal fangirling*

That was the only thing my mind could come up with.  So I was on a "mission".  I had to go to the store and take a pic with a product in order to get credit with one of those free product companies.  Not a pic of a product, a pic WITH the product...so a product selfie.  I didn't feel the least bit ridiculous doing that, nope...not at all *rolling eyes*. 

Anyways, I finished my "mission" and did some shopping.  Whilst walking around with the most random products I spotted an older attractive gentleman down an aisle, near where I'd selfied.  I wont deny, I totally checked him out (he looked cute).  That's when he looked right at me and smiled.  And my brain checked out. 

At this point all I could focus on were his blue eyes.  So he smiled...I smiled...my brain forgot how to work so I tripped over NOTHING, dropped everything in my arms and did that awkward running trip thing catching myself on the shelving at the end of the aisle.  You know, trying to play it off...and utterly failing. 

He looked like f**king Paul McGann. In my head the 8th Doctor was looking at me and I forgot how to brain.  This happened in probably 5 seconds, maybe less.  He laughed, I turned every shade of red known to man plus two more.  I scrambled to pick up my stuff, gave a shy shrug, a manic smile and bolted.  

Now, I am 99.999999% certain it was not actually him but he looked so much like him.  Seriously, this was his f**king twin! But not like the look from the movie.  Like how he looked in that Mini Episode before the 50th Anniversary. 

By the time I checked out and got to my car I was a giggling mess.  That poor man must think I am a nut.  C'est la vie.