I think my brain would short out and I might forget how to form coherent thoughts...and/or breathe

So I think I've made it pretty evident that I am a bit of a Doctor Who fan.  Just a small one.  I mean barely one at all....anyways.  I've also stated that if I met a Doctor or even a companion I'd probably go deaf, dumb, and mute.  I mean I met Jenna for a photo op but there wasn't much talking other than a friendly hello and I was smiling like an idiot.  Well I thought I looked like an idiot, in reality I looked pretty cute.  Moving on, I saw a thing online "Meet David Tennant", sweet!  Who wouldn't want to do that?!?!!?

So I clicked on the video...which normally I wouldn't recommend...too risky...you might end up with a virus or some weird fetish porn o_O.  Anyways....

...WHAT?!?!?!

"Meet David Tennant and 6 Other Doctors" Are you f**king kidding me?!?!  One person...could win...BREAKFAST IN LONDON with 7 Doctors...?!?!   You'd meet Peter Davison, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann, David Tennant, Matt Smith and Peter Capaldi.  

*thud*

Sorry passed out.  Just the thought of that 1 in a million chance makes me insanely giddy.  Surely someone in the US wouldn't be able to win this..."Get flown out to London and put up in a 5-star hotel" What?!?!?

*thud*

Sorry passed out again.  So for a small donation to the Red Nose Day Foundation you get entered into the contest.  I don't have much to give right now but I can afford $10.  Its a great cause and it gets you 100 entries.  I have like ZERO chance of winning but I'd kick myself repeatedly if I didn't at least try. 

But lets say by some uncanny twist of fate I do win.  What the f**k do you talk about with 7 famous actors who happen to have been or are on a show you fangirl over regualrly.  Not to mention you might have a teensy weensy celeb crush on more than one.  And watch them on other shows/movies.  That's like waaaaaaaay out of my league.  I mean I am a social butterfly but I'd probably forget how to speak and dribble on myself.  What is the social protocol for that type of situation???  Does not compute.  It would be like that one time when my awkward sense of humor would surface and no one would get it because I'm weird...ahhhh don't be weird!

Whatever, let me repeat ZERO chance of that happening but at least I tried.

Aaldkjsofsidowejsfissdfjk *internal fangirling*

That was the only thing my mind could come up with.  So I was on a "mission".  I had to go to the store and take a pic with a product in order to get credit with one of those free product companies.  Not a pic of a product, a pic WITH the product...so a product selfie.  I didn't feel the least bit ridiculous doing that, nope...not at all *rolling eyes*. 

Anyways, I finished my "mission" and did some shopping.  Whilst walking around with the most random products I spotted an older attractive gentleman down an aisle, near where I'd selfied.  I wont deny, I totally checked him out (he looked cute).  That's when he looked right at me and smiled.  And my brain checked out. 

At this point all I could focus on were his blue eyes.  So he smiled...I smiled...my brain forgot how to work so I tripped over NOTHING, dropped everything in my arms and did that awkward running trip thing catching myself on the shelving at the end of the aisle.  You know, trying to play it off...and utterly failing. 

He looked like f**king Paul McGann. In my head the 8th Doctor was looking at me and I forgot how to brain.  This happened in probably 5 seconds, maybe less.  He laughed, I turned every shade of red known to man plus two more.  I scrambled to pick up my stuff, gave a shy shrug, a manic smile and bolted.  

Now, I am 99.999999% certain it was not actually him but he looked so much like him.  Seriously, this was his f**king twin! But not like the look from the movie.  Like how he looked in that Mini Episode before the 50th Anniversary. 

By the time I checked out and got to my car I was a giggling mess.  That poor man must think I am a nut.  C'est la vie.