Friday, October 31, 2014

I shouldn't be allowed in public...

...especially during times of year when it is more acceptable to act..."strange".

As I stated in a previous post SOME persons don't appreciate my appreciation for Halloween.  Well all this week I have been going a bit overboard with my antics...possibly because of the comments...or possibly because its Halloween biotches.

Person: *looking disapprovingly at my mini witch hat* Has any one ever told you, you are a bit, oh I dunno, weird?
Me: *OMG how often will I get this opportunity*  They never really stop (yea I kinda quoted him, say something! hahaha)

Person: Were you just blaring "The Monster Mash" from your car???
Me: *getting out of car* *dancing around in a circle* It was a graveyard smash!
Person: *shakes head* yea, okay whatever
Me:  No...? How about the Transylvania Twist?!!?! *biggest smile EVER*
Person: *rolls eyes*

Person: *almost skipping down the hall* I had to come see what you had on!  I just knew you'd be decorated :)
Me: Did I disappoint?? *hamming it up with my giant witch hat*
Person: Nope!  Happy Halloween!!! (this person clearly GETS me!)

(Another) Person: *pops head in doorway* Yes! I win!  I knew you'd have something Halloween on!!!
Me: But of course!
Person: How come no one else gets in the spirit?!?!
Me: No idea
Person:  Their loss!  Never change, have fun today :)
He almost made me cry, that was very sweet!

Stranger:  *looking at all the SCARY Halloween stuff on the conveyor belt* Do you amuse yourself with the strange and unusual?
Me: *wistfully* I myself am strange and unusual
Stranger: *high five* Beetlejuice is one of my favorites
Me: OMG me too! *I made a friend, ha!*
I feel like this person tried this many times and no one else stepped up to the challenge of semi-quoting Lydia Deetz. 

Person: Your shirt is adorable!
Me: *looks down at shirt* Ah, yes :)  Thanks!
Person:  It's so Halloween-y
Me:  *super nerdy excited* It's all the words to the witches spell in the shape of a cauldron! *looks expectantly at person*
Person: Oh, right, ok.  I get it witches...its shaped like a pot.
Me:......
Peron:.... *smiles uncomfortably*
Me:.... like....like from Shakespeare...you know, "double double toil and trouble..."
Person:  That's from Shakespeare...???
Me: *gobsmacked* *clears throat* yes....Macbeth
Another Person: *laughing manically* OMG, how do you not know that?!?!
Me: *sighs* *smiles* Y'all have a nice day.


Me: *Listening to "Animals" when the howling part comes on* "Oooooooooooooouuuuuuuwwww"
Person: Are you kidding me?
Me:  What?!!?  It IS part of the song.
Person:  I think you are doing this for attention.
Me: Maybe...maybe not but at least I'm having fun *manic grin*
Person: *laughing* Ya, I guess you are.

I can't help it!  I love love love love Halloween!  It makes me hyper!  Well that and the 4 cups of coffee this morning.  Of course not all of these happened today...maybe I am hyper all the time *hmmmmm*

UPDATE:  Someone just walked past my door.  Stopped.  Walked back.  Smiled and said "so is it the witching hour?" Yay, I'm so glad some people appreciate and EXPECT my Halloween antics. 

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