I've been laughing for ten minutes

Can you imagine if you were being all hot and heavy with your man/woman and suddenly there was a marching band in your bedroom?!?  Seriously, he says "Is it weird that I hear Trumpets when you’re turning me on?" and I'm like well no, that's kind of romantic and then BAM trumpeters jump out of the shadows and are all up in your business.

I'm in a weird moooooooooooood.  But this has me smiling like a loon because I find it hilarious. What if it wasn't just when he got turned on by his girl???  "Oh no Jason is getting turned on, NOT THE TRUMPETS AGAIN!". I mean his trips to the strip club must be epic.  Or trying to hide the fact that he's watching porn.  Like being all secretive and suddenly trumpets.  "Honey, what are you doing?", "Nothing dear", *Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da*, "That doesn't sound like nothing!!!"