Friday, October 10, 2014

I need a rock to crawl under STAT!

Don't you hate when your body betrays you?!?!!?  I am not talking about anything sexual you perv.  I am talking about bodily...um...functions. 

In my day to day I am on the phone a lot, right...right.  Anyway I am very conscious of the "noises"  I make because I know what it is like to be on the receiving end of smacking or drinking or eating.  Anyway!  So I was just on the phone and as I was talking more than the air needed for my words escaped.  It wasn't like a belch but like a growl.  Excuse me while I die. I don't know if the person heard it but based on my previous dealing I am 99.9% certain they did.  But I don't think they thought it was a burp...maybe a groan of frustration...I tried to cover it with a cough but lord knows if that worked.  Argh! Now I am all freaking out...what if they thought I was (Insert anything embarrassing you can think of here).

I am sure it wasn't noticed...right...right!?!?!?  I need reassurance...and a rock *sigh*


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