Don't you hate when your body betrays you?!?!!? I am not talking about anything sexual you perv. I am talking about bodily...um...functions.
In my day to day I am on the phone a lot, right...right. Anyway I am very conscious of the "noises" I make because I know what it is like to be on the receiving end of smacking or drinking or eating. Anyway! So I was just on the phone and as I was talking more than the air needed for my words escaped. It wasn't like a belch but like a growl. Excuse me while I die. I don't know if the person heard it but based on my previous dealing I am 99.9% certain they did. But I don't think they thought it was a burp...maybe a groan of frustration...I tried to cover it with a cough but lord knows if that worked. Argh! Now I am all freaking out...what if they thought I was (Insert anything embarrassing you can think of here).
I am sure it wasn't noticed...right...right!?!?!? I need reassurance...and a rock *sigh*
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