"Are you kidding?!?"

Said in my best impersonation of Roxy Hart.

I feel like there is a full moon a coming, the stupid is strong today.  Also the anger...and just a tad bit of paranoia. 

It is like every where I turn something insane is happening.  I am starting to wonder if I am the only one NOT affected by lunar cycles.  Menstrual cycles, yes...lunar cycles...meh, sorry...not sorry. 

I have been yelled at twice today for things that are 100% out of my control. 

Person:  This happened
Me:  Well I can fix this by doing that but it will take at least 3 days.
Person: No fix this now
Me:  I...I can't.  This is the fastest that can happen
Person: Make this work again
Me:... *thinking* "what part of I CAN'T, do you not get?!!?!?" I am trying my hardest but this is the best I can offer.
Person: Fine

**10 minutes later**

Person's Boss:  Person said you are refusing to help us out of a dire situation
Me: Uh, wha...no.  I am always happy to help its just my hands are tied.  3 days is the best I can do.
Person's Boss:  That is unacceptable
Me: I...I...There is a process we have to follow.  There is no way around it.  Had I gotten more notice this wouldn't be an issue.  This is as fast as I can...
Person's Boss:  We will deal with the fall out *hang up*
Me: *beating head on desk*

Then I told another person exactly how to do something.  They kept saying its not working.  Boss steps in, says the exact same effing thing and they say "ooooooh, I get it now".  Are you freaking serious?!!?!? I give up.

Also, this human...well I think human...sometimes I wonder.  Anyway this human said "I know you are going behind my back trying to make me look bad.  I will not allow you to run me off! You aren't better than me!!!" 
Me: ................???? What in the world are you talking about?
Human: Don't play dumb with me! I hate you! *walks away*
Me: What just happened......

Maybe I should wine tonight...yes, yes wine is definitely in my future. 

OMG there is a full moon tomorrow.  That CANNOT be a coincidence! And it is also a bit frightening.  If crazy is this bad today, imagine tomorrow o_O.