So I went on a date...with this guy...and it was so weird (but not in a bad way)
This guy is a little older than me (he's 33) but we've talked on the phone and he seemed fun.
So we met at Cheesecake Bistro to have dinner. Oh my God can I just say, that place is freaking crowded and LOUD. But the food was still pretty good :) He was super sweet. Not really the type of guy I usually go after (AKA he's not tall and skinny ;)) He's like 5'6" I think and not a big guy but not skin and bones, haha. We laughed ALOT and got along really well. We talked about so many different things that I couldn't even tell you what was said ;).
So anyways we are there and of course you know me, the first thing I do is order a Dirty Martini, cause thats how I roll and he ordered a Water...with Lemon... I was like OK maybe he just doesn't like to drink in-front of people he doesn't really know. Then we ordered and I am not the chick who gets the smallest salad and whatnot, but I did get a healthy dish (blackened chicken) and ate like 1/3 of it, I was too busy talking. Well anyways at the end of dinner he asked if I wanted to go to a movie. Since I was having so much fun of course I said yes ;)
So we go to the theater (and its now like 9:45PM) and are looking at the Movies that are playing. Well I don't know about you but I do not like to see an R rated movie on a first date...a steamy sex scene makes all uncomfortable. So we see "You don't mess with the Zohan" the new Adam Sandler Movie. It's PG-13, we were both like, silly comedy, PERFECT. Holy Crap were we wrong. Can I just tell you it was like borderline soft porn, Hahaha I'm not kidding. The whole movie was about Sex and his package. It was pretty funny but oh my, we saw the Zohan's butt like 10 times. So that was so much more uncomfortable than seeing ONE steamy sex scene, hahaha. Anyways, he was very "slick", he somehow maneuvered my arm and then was holding my hand. He was caressing my fingers and hand, it was so weird (not bad) bc I am so not used to that.
Well after the movie he walked me to my car, ALL the way in the back of the lot. I offered to bring him to his car because it was in the parking garage on the way other side of the lot. So he got in my messy car (I had work papers everywhere) and I drove him to his car. So he was about to get out of the car and HELLO he kissed me. Like not a peck, like full on K-I-S-S. I was like um, yea hi there. The problem: He liked to have gagged me with his tongue. It was very invasive, at least to me...I really wasn't expecting it. So then he was all call me when you get home. After he got out, I made sure I was well out of view and cracked up and shook my head. I kept thinking how bad that was. Not the ending I was expecting to such a nice date. Anyways, I think he might like me and I actually like him...just not the kissing part...which is kinda important so whatever we'll see.
Thats my story for now ;)
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