You are listening to hold music and all you can picture is Hannibal Lector creating some amazing looking dish and then feeling nausea because you know he eats people parts...and then laughing at yourself because its just classical music, why are you thinking about this?!? Is it time for lunch yet? Oh goodness deary, what is wrong with me???
In other news while waiting for a call back I watched this link and now I am tearing up a bit and feel incredibly ridiculous! Stupid fan vids bringing out stupid feelings for a stupid show....*sniffle*
Oh, also I am convinced that one of two things happened yesterday.
1. I was abducted by aliens
2. Lightening struck so close to me that is now causing me health weirdness
Reason being is I've suddenly developed a nose bleed problem. I don't ever get these and when I do, I am ill and its RARE. But I've had 3 instances since last night. THREE! So I started thinking crap I am dying. But then I was like no, I don't feel bad. OMG the aliens took me and stuck a probe in my nose. Or something. Ya know "Because...Aliens" ...I dunno.
The 2nd reason actually makes more sense to me. I was driving home in an insane rainstorm and lightening was streaking through the sky. As I exited the interstate there was a blinding light and a crash so close it rattled my teeth and almost knocked me off the road. So I am wondering if being that close in proximity to lightening messed up something in me. Oooo, oooo, ooooo maybe I'll develop super powers! I am getting nose bleeds because my brain is trying to compensate for my new telekinetic ability. I should see if I can pick up a car with my brain later...or should I start smaller, like a coffee mug or a tissue? Who knows what could happen!?! I could kill you with my brain. I mean I am not sure why that would happen but it seems logical to me.
More than likely I have some dry something or another going on and well I am just a little bit of an oddball when it comes to strange happenings in the health department. Or I am in fact dying...good bye cruel world *dramatic sigh*.
Wow this post went all over the place...maybe the lightening/aliens also added a bit of ADD. . .
Most people will say life gives them Lemons at some point in their life, and the common response is "Make Lemonade". Well I want to say I am tired of making lemonade! Why can't life give me a better 'fruit'? I hope you can learn something or at least be amused by some of the off the wall things that happen in my life. I will also post random product reviews, movie reviews, book reviews, etc...I am a random person and like to keep all my lemons in one place.
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