OMG people...just people...just PEOPLE!

1.  Do not call me and then put me on hold.  What the hell?!?!?!  If you don't have time to talk to me then call me later!  I am not just sitting here waiting for you to call me.  I have many other things I do besides talk to you on the phone about nothing of importance. 

2.  If you call me 18 times in a row bouncing between my office line and cell phone something better be dead, dying or on fire! And when I answer...do NOT put me on hold!!!  Leave a flipping voicemail for God's sake.  If all you need *insert simple request you can do yourself but refuse to do* is a simple a voicemail will suffice.  Especially if I've already talked to you three times in the last 2 days about similar requests.  You do NOT need to hear my voice, you do not need to talk to me...you do not need to keep freaking calling!!!!!

3.  READ YOUR EMAIL before replying to me.  Seriously I didn't write 10 lines of DETAILED instructions for you to do something half a$$ and then email me back saying it didn't work! Of course it didn't work ya jacka$$.  Follow directions!!! Isn't that one of the 1st things we learn in school?!?  Read ALL of the directions first, then attempt to do *Blank*, then and only then should you ask questions!!!!!!!


Rant over, going back to my lunch! *twitch, twitch*