Friday, May 30, 2014

My dreams are getting really absurd!

So I was having a plethora of dreams last night.  I don't remember most of them but I remember they were very vivid and lots of action.  I woke up multiple times and each time the fading remnants of my dreams were full of bright colors and my heart was racing (not in a sexual way). What the heck was I dreaming about?!?!

I obviously wasn't sleeping that well since I kept waking up but I was a dreaming machine.  The last dream I had before my alarm went off kind of stuck with me.  I was in NOLA and the world was a very different place.  Supernaturals existed...I mean they probably do exist (am I right *wink wink*) but they were like out in the open.  Maybe I saw an ad for True Blood before I fell asleep...hmmmmm.  Anyway, I had befriended some sups and they were actually pretty cool.  And they varied from shifter to fae to Were to vamp (I think). I mean I didn't trust them 100% but they were all right to me.  And no they weren't characters from any TV show, movie, or book.  These were brand new peeps.  I have no idea who any of them were!  My closest new companion was a shifter.  And her favorite thing to shift into was a cat.  I think that's how we met...I am not sure but I think she befriended me as a feline and then revealed herself.  Anyways, she and I were new BFFs and surprisingly my old friends totally accepted her pretty much right away.  This is UNHEARD of...they don't like newbies!!! 

So new shifter friend and a few others were insanely protective of me.  They were convinced my neighbor had a malicious agenda that involved me and my husband.  No one could prove this and he seemed fine to me but they were all like "he is bad news chica".  It gets a little vague at this point.  Like I know we spent time at his house hanging out but I have no idea how much time passed. 

Moving on!  So we are at the neighbors house and all my friends (old and new) are there.  My old friends are like me "what, he seems nice" but the new friends were guarded and he didn't seem to like them much either.  Things happened and I somehow ended up in the kitchen alone with him.  I was looking for the hubs and our friend's husband but I couldn't find them.  Neighbor dude was all up in my personal space.  The phrases "stranger danger" and "where is my rape whistle when I need it" come to mind.  I can't remember his face but I am certain he was attractive and charming and tall.  But that's all I got.  He had me cornered between the fridge and the counter.  I had no where to go and everyone else was outside.  I remember thinking "if I make some sort of distressed sound one of my friends with super hearing should come to my rescue".  Then he leaned down and growled out "they wont make it in time". I could feel his hot breath on my neck.  CRAP!!! Then he bit me! I distinctly remember sharp fangs piercing my skin.

I awoke with a jolt.  And realized something was in fact biting me...on my throat.  It was also petting my face.  WTF!?!? My vampy dream just got 1000 times weirder!  Wait...that's not a vampire...its a...its a kitten.  She was softly chewing on my on my neck and caressing the side of my face with her paw.  Not aggressive or playful at all.  I think she was sleeping.  I guess the change in my demeanor woke her so she decided to be playful and bite the crap out of me and pounce on my head.  *Groan* cat it is 5 AM...go away!

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