Thursday, March 12, 2015

OMG Stop Mating on my Car!!!!

Now filed under "things you shouldn't say out loud in front of your office."  I got some REALLY strange stares from the guys working outside.  I am fairly certain I heard a few of them *giggle* which I guess is better than them thinking I have turrets or something. 

I had a good reason, I swear.  Every day, whether at my home or work, when I go out to the car these flipping daddy long legs/mosquito hawks (Crane Flies)...whatever the eff they are called are fused together on the door of my car.  When you try to shoo them away they flutter off together...right at your face!  So then you have a pair of mating bugs slapping you in the face, saying, "you like that, huh, do ya!?!"  Which is just RUDE!

Get a room!!!!!!!
P.S.  I call them Daddy Long Legs, my husband says I am wrong a Daddy Long Legs is a spider.  I know of the spider but I am from NOLA and apparently I am not the only one that calls them this.  If you google search "Flying Daddy Long Legs" you get pics of Crane Flies, so *plfeet*.  We also call them "big mosquitoes" even though they don't bite.  I actually don't know if its a NOLA thing or a "my family is weird" thing but this is what I say. 

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