I need a magic pill to make the fat "walk" away

If only I lived in the Whoniverse... It was the only "villain" I wouldn't mind encountering. 

Step 1: Take diet pill
Step 2: Go to sleep
Step 3: Wonder what your cat is chasing at 1:00AM
Step 4: Wake up skinnier
Step 5 (optional):  Meet a barmy time traveling alien and hope for an adventure

I mean that's not a villain, that is awesome sauce.  You "incubate" a baby alien and it walks away as your fat.  And to top it off they are really cute...its a win win people. 

Awwww!!!!

Okay maybe I don't need such an extreme solution...but I need to do something.

We are are going on vacation, YAY!!!  In the summer, Yay!!  To the beach, whoohoo!  I have to wear a bathing suit, f**k...

I am not horrifically overweight but if I put on a bikini it would be bad.  Well I think it would be bad.  I know many women much larger than me who wear that with pride and good on them but I just don't feel comfortable showing off a gut (YIKES!) unless it contained a baby (unlikely). 

Maybe I'll start taking Speedy for a walk in the evenings.  That would curb his crazy and give me some exercise...or maybe I should just rejoin the gym...or both

Such an underrated movie

I don't eat horribly so a little exercise should go a long way.  I just have to make myself do it...argh!  I should take a pic of me in a bikini and give it to my BFF.  Tell her if I don't shape up by July, she is to post it to Facebook.  That could be motivating...I think.