Not thinking anything of it I typed in "Uses for Fresh Sage". I have a plant and honestly I don't know what to do with it. One of the top results was
"Go native and use it to purge evil spirits from your home, also known as Smudge Sticks". I should know this. I live in the deep south...I watch paranormal television. But I don't need to "
cleanse" my house, what the heck do I do with all this sage?!?! Maybe I should make smudge sticks and sell them...hmmmm. Think my husband would be concerned if he came home and saw a bunch of over-sized blunt looking things hanging out in the laundry room? Oooo, oooo, ooo I can call it
"Not a Blunt". I am a marketing genius!
Then I was searching for "
I hate it when..." I truely lost my train of thought when the "suggested searches" popped up.
"
...I am studying and a velociraptor". What in the? My search was going to be work related but I burst into a fit of giggles and had to get up from my desk.
I am going to contemplate my new "not a blunt" business venture since I am 99.9% certain we will lose power shortly...this weather looks insane! I hope a velociraptor doesn't show up, contemplating is like studying and with the power out that could be bad. I've seen Jurassic Park those things are really good hunters!
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