Who doesn't love Cadbury Cream Eggs???

I don't eat many sweets but I do have a few favs.  I mostly like fruity/sour things but around Easter I have to have a cream egg at least once.  I was so excited when I saw some at the store for like $.50 each!!!  So I got two, one for me and one for hubs.  While walking to the car I was going on about how excited I was to have a cream egg and he just went "eh". 

Wait, what?!?  *insert shocked face* But...but...but they are like the best thing...everrrrrrrr.  Apparently he has never really been a fan.  What kind of child didn't love a cream egg?!?!?!  It's like I see God when I eat one or at the very least an Angel...in a trench coat...who doesn't understand personal space (ha!).  It's like...it's like enjoying the forbidden fruit.  If fruit were made of pure sugar with a touch of heaven.  I may have gone a bit blasphemous here, please forgive me.  Well fine then, two eggs for me *plfeet*.  As you can see I handled this in the most mature manner.  

Later while I was working I decided to have one of my annual spring indulgences.  As I unconsciously "mmmm'd" while eating my cream egg my hubs looked over and was like really?!  You see when I eat them I tend to lick the filling a bit before eating the rest of the egg...which apparently looks extremely suggestive...especially when some drips on your chin...its white...and well...I'm not saying anymore.  After seeing me enjoying my egg he wanted one. Um I thought you were "eh" about them.  Well since I'm nice I said fine have the other.  He ate it in like two bites...OH MY GOD THAT'S NOT HOW YOU EAT THEM!!!  Well that's not how I eat them, therefore it is wrong.  He says "now I have a cavity...and possibly diabetes", dude not funny, these are amazing stop it!  Then he looked up the nutrition value...staaaaahp!  Do not ruin these for me!!!

Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out
I can't remember a thing, it wasn't until later
When I was washing the blood off my hands ~ Chicago

Okay maybe not but I definitely had an Ally McBeal moment where I pictured him getting whacked upside the head.   So now I know how AWFUL they are for you, I mean I had an inkling (hahahaha) but I was in denial...I won't spoil them for you.