Okay maybe I am being a bit picky but we have two bathrooms. TWO! One in our master suite (its not as fancy as it sounds) and one in the hall. The one is the hall is what I consider the "guest bath". Apparently some of my "guests" don't know this or just don't care to acknowledge it.
So here's my question...when you go to someone's home do you:
A) Use the hall/guest bathroom?
or
B) Walk through their BEDROOM and use the master bath???
Am I the only one that thinks its weird to walk through someones bedroom to use the loo...?!? I'm not talking about asking because someone is in the other one or something is wrong with the hall one. I mean by passing it completely and going to the en suite. Yea my guests are close friends and family but we have a hall bath that you have to walk past to get to the master bath. And the master bath is IDENTICAL...its not like I'm hiding a fancy tub or spa like room or anything of that nature. And both are cleaned regularly, so the hall bath is not funky...if anything the en suite would be a lil funky from daily use.
Just to be clear I am not necessarily hiding anything in my room or bathroom but I do feel its a bit invasive for someone else to be in there when there is another bathroom with a shower/tub combo in it. I don't know, I guess I just feel like that is my personal space so unless you ask and I say go in there, you probably shouldn't.
What if I had something out that you shouldn't or don't want to see...like vag wash or anti-diarrhea whatever or feminine hygiene products. Seriously do you really want to know that I am having _____ issues. Or do you really want to see all the products I use to stay pretty (there are a few). Or do you really want to see the maw maw drawers I wore to bed last night because 99.9% of the time they are just laying on top the covers and the lube is sitting on the night stand (usually used before the maw maw drawers go on because those aren't usually good to have on before sexy time). Really makes you want to go in my room, right, ha!
Am I being weird...I feel like I might be being weird. Because more than one person does this en mi casa. I am waiting for the day I am sleeping and someone just walks in and is like don't mind me I have to poop. At that point I may lose my shit before they take their shit and I really don't want to do that. Use the hall bath for gods sake! I just can't imagine being at a friends/family members house where there are TWO baths and being like excuse me while I invade your personal space, mind if I use some of your Coochy?
Side note, I've tried closing the door to my room...they just walk in. I don't get it!!!!! Doesn't a closed door mean, DO NOT ENTER...?!?
I think I might start putting up some very questionable/uncomfortable items in my room as a deterrent. Like a giant dildo next to the lube...sex games...a horse mask....a whip...a wedge pillow...how about some anal beads...a butt plug (with a tail)...a book about blow jobs with a cucumber for practice....maybe then they would be like "whoa", back out slowly and decide to never enter again.
**explanation** Coochy is a brand that makes products you use to shave or after shaving
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