No really! Over the last few months since I moved into my new office weird things happen. And they've become more frequent. I mean besides the psycho bird that slammed into my window a few weeks back.
Here's one instance that we have ignored but I'm starting to wonder. I have two plants in my office. They get watered every other week or so depending on who remembers to water them. Mine will overflow. Like I'm sitting there and suddenly I have a waterfall coming from my overhead. So I put notes on the plants "please don't over water me...I tend to overflow and make a mess". So now my plant waterer actually dumps the plant if there is water standing in it and doesn't put more water to let it dry out a bit. Somehow it still overflows. We have done everything. Not watered it for WEEKS, put a pan under it, dump it regularly. It still will randomly overflow with icky yellow/brown water, like DAYS after its been watered. So our only conclusions are a playful spirit who likes to randomly dump sewage water on me and my desk to get my attention. Or my plant is a portal to another universe where its counterpart is used as a chamber pot. The "liquid" comes through said portal to keep the other universe clean. I mean clearly these are the only explanations.
Another thing my desk drawers will randomly roll open. I'm not kidding! I am just sitting here work work working and I hear a drawer open. And not just a little, I turn around and one of my drawers is completely pulled out. We attributed it to the floor being slightly off kilter and a faulty rolling mechanism. Then the drawer right next to me started doing it...but in the other direction. So one rolls out towards me and the other away from me. Um how "off kilter" is the damn floor?!? It freaks me the hell out, especially when I am alone. I've gotten used to it so sometimes I don't notice until I go to get up and wack my legs on the open drawer. It hurts like a mo-fo, so I've resorted to locking the drawers. The problem is we can't find the key tot he one next to me so it still randomly opens and I have bruises on my shins and I am about to tape the damn thing shut! I truly think someone from the other-side is trying to get my attention...either that or someone hired a hit man from the great beyond and he can't figure out how to kill me so he's resorted to just bruising me regularly.
Don't they say that when a spirit is nearby electronics go all batty and it gets colder? Okay so I work with a bunch of wooly mammoths and they keep it FREEZING in here so temperature changes aren't easy to spot. And technology...well its reliable, on occasion...at best. But the other day I was sitting here doing what I do and my iPhone restarted. Ummmm ok. I wasn't messing with it, it was fully charged, it just went off and then the Apple logo popped up. WTH?!? It did this 3 or 4 times, then it said "connect to iTunes" and wouldn't do anything else. "You have got to be kidding me!!!" So I connected it and apparently it was in
"recovery mode" whatever the eff that means :P. I can't imagine what it
could be recovering from. I can only assume it went out the other night
while I was sleeping and has a b***h of a hangover. So I tried some other methods of getting it out of recovery mode but my
phone pretty much said f**k you and wouldn't work. So it was taking a siesta the rest of the day. Then my work computer restarted in Safe Mode not once but twice, the printer wouldn't come out of "buffering" long enough to print more that one page at a time and my Adobe Creative Suite seemed to have a mind of its own! Seriously, I was trying to be creative with my creative suite and everything I did looked like genitalia. I have a dirty mind but come on! I really feel like someone was having a go at my expense.
What's next?!? I mean at this rate I am going to start seeing "ghosts" and before we know it the Cybermen will start bleeding through from the other universe. Then what are we going to do?!?
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