Watered down Harley Quinn

This is why I never try anything new. Okay that isn't true.  This is why I shouldn't try anything new.  The funny thing is...it wasn't new.

So for the long holiday weekend I decided to use some hair chalk and create this lovely mermaid look.  I've used this particular hair chalk a few times before so

My hair was purple, pink, orange, & teal.  It looked AWESOME!!!!  Since I knew it would wash out I wasn't too concerned. 

I began to panic after I swam all day Sunday and still had pigment.

I washed when I got home and saw a TON of pigment in the water.  When I got out my hair was pastels of the same colors and kinda blended.

Don't get me wrong, it looked super cool but...

Monday I was in the Sun all day and sweaty.  I washed my hair again that night.... more pigment in the water...so I washed it twice... I never do that!

When I got out I noticed the Teal and Orange were gone but the Pink and Purple were now faded but very much noticeable.  That is when I realized it was just in the front and tips.  Left side almost a blue and right side pink. 

All I needed was smeared lipstick and intense eye makeup. 

HOW AM I GOING TO HIDE THIS?!?!!?  

Tuesday no biggie but Wednesday BIG meeting.  I washed my hair 5 times Tuesday night and did a Deep Condition (suggestions from others).  Still fairly obvious shades of Pink/Purple/Blue.  I couldn't fix it with drugstore dye. I was told using the wrong shade of blonde could possibly turn the Pink ORANGE and the purple....GREEN. 

Which is what would happen because lets face it....this is ME!  So I got super creative with my hair style today and somehow managed to hide 95% of the color.  The rest looked almost natural with some hair shadow and blonde spray temp coverage....

So as of right now, I have this watered down Harley thing going on with my hair.  Honestly it looks super cute but yea....

Keep your energy away from my energy!

Okay so I am highly tolerant of "unique" people until someone makes me uncomfortable.  Anyways, I had to go supervise a technician today...we were having issues at my place of business and I was asked to be there bc they would be in closed door meetings all day. 

I was sitting at my desk when this 50 something guy wandered into my office while I was on the phone.  He started touching everything on my desk, came around the back of my desk, and stared at me until I hung up....

I started to pay closer attention to him as I rolled backwards...He looked like a weird overweight mix of Doc Brown (wild hair and receding hairline) & Wayne Campbell...and wore tinted glasses.

Me: Can I help you?  

Him: I need to tell your boss something. 

Me: Ummm tell me, I'll tell her.

He tells me a bunch of crap I know is nonsense.

Then looks at a quote on my desk and says "well I don't agree with that".

Me: Yea, I don't even know what "that" says, a vendor gave it to me...

He then proceeds to go on a 10 min one sided conversation about "Energies" and how we project them and feel them from others. 

Him: You see when I came in here I was projecting an energy that your energy felt.  Did you feel it?

Me: Oh you mean the "he's not creepy vibe"

Him: Yes! Your energies realized I wasn't creepy therefore not a threat *uncomfortable eye contact*

Him: That is how we know when to....trust people and why we do the things we do

Me: Sooooo, like a gut instinct...?  Yea I get those A LOT.

Him: That's Great!  It will keep you safe.....and balance your zen.

Me: *clears throat* So you gonna go do all that...stuff...you said with the system?

*walks out*

What the hell?!?!?!  Over an hour later I go potty.  As I am walking back to my desk...

Me: Hi....

*tells me more BS about the system* He got uncomfortably close to me and said "Do you ever just try to avoid people...who are negative? Or positive people when you are...negative?"  did I mention he smelled like cigarettes, sweat, and stale coffee.

Me: Yes......... *backing up*

Him: *gently grabs my wrist* That's your energy reacting to their energies.

I calmly extracted myself, said..."K, leave the bill on the table" ...walked in my office and locked the door.  I messaged my boss. 

Either he was on something...smoked something...or forgot to takes his meds.  He was CREEPY but didn't seem realize it.. .and had no sense of personal space!

He was probably harmless...maybe...I hope...but I hate to think if he wasn't and I was actually alone.  Every warning was going off in my head telling me to run.

And yes, we had to report it because half the time one of us is alone. 

GoT Memes for my Amusement

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 8 & SERIES FINALE

I was laughing...now I'm crying...?!?

So I am watching Life in Pieces.  Good show, really funny.  One of the Couples is having issues getting preggo.  So they found a birth mother and are adopting, aw! 

SPOILERS for 5/9/19 Episode!!!!

So the whole episode, I am cracking up.  It's funny.  Then the one couple can't get in touch with the birth mom...she's gone M.I.A.  I have friends who have gone through this....ITS AWFUL!!!!  Anyways, they find out she decided to keep the baby.  I was sad but fine.  Then there is this little boy at the Orphanage who is being all cute and he tells them he waited 5 years but tomorrow he's meeting his family.  So they reserve to truck on.  If little man can wait so can they. 

Then the agent says, he isn't going to a forever home, it's a foster home, he's confused.  And now I'm kinda tearing up.  Then they resolve to adopt him because it's like meant to be or something.  So now I am legit sobbing. 

I dunno why this got me so good.  I watch shows/read books with fertility issues and adoptions and other way sadder stuff.  But this.  THIS scenario...ugly crying.  Not sure what it means but now I'm wanting to go watch Golden Girls or something to cheer myself up. 

I'm blaming it on PMS and lack of sleep.   Maybe I need wine and chocolate...or a nap...who knows.

I just wanted to relax!!!!

So I've been having a rough go of it with work.  I haven't been working from home as much as I should be because people are dumb and don't understand we DO NOT need to drive over an hour to an office to get $hit done.  Anyways, that will be changing soon.  The worst part is the TRAFFIC.  One f**k up on the interstate and your day is shot.  Not unlike today where it took me 2.5 hours to go 48 miles.  And I took a detour.  I feel bad for those poor souls still stuck on the shut down I10.  

Anyways when I got home I wanted to work out but I felt bad for the pups so I opted to take them for walkies.  I was listening to a Podcast (Undisclosed - Adnan Syed) trying to decompress from the day.  We were literally 15 feet from the front door when I heard a yell.  I turned around just in time to see a retriever looking thing running right for us.  He had escaped his owner who had another leashed dog and was yelling "NO!!!!".   

Now, I am not scared of dogs and he looked adorably friendly with his tongue lolling out the side of his mouth but he was loose and mine were leashed.  I yeeeeeped and tried to pull them away but free boy kept coming.  So I am basically on the ground leaning to pull them with all my might but to no avail.  Everything seemed okay and there was tail wagging and sniffing so I was saying good boy, good boy.  I wasn't really worried about the little one she just wants to play but Speedy can be protective.  Then free boy got a little too personal with little one and there was growling so I said help, help (like he wasn't already trying) and pulled mine back but he kept coming. Mind you the owner is trying but failing to restrain free boy because he still has another pup who is barking because it wants to join in the fun. 

Then the little one some how Houdini-Ed her way out of her harness.  Seriously I have NO F**KING CLUE how but she takes off with free boy hot on her tail.  They are now  chasing each other around the middle of the street barking, as I say "crap crap crap she's free!" ...apparently stating the obvious is my MO today... Mind you we both still have other dogs who are leashed and barking because they are not part of this insanity.   I got ahold of itty bitty and he caught free boy by the tail.  I was trying to walk away but she was like NO MY NEW FRIEND!!!!

Finally his wife/girlfriend/sister comes running up, out of breath with a harness.  I dragged mine back inside as they were apologizing behind me.  After I got them settled I realized I was TOTALLY rude, so I walked back out.  I really wasn't angry with them just worried about reactions.  They apologized profusely and I said its okay...seriously it was fine.  You just never know how a leashed dog will react to one that isn't... *whew* it all worked out and we finally went for walkies 😳😂🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

In Other News - On our walk, some jack@$$ leaned over and hissed at my dogs like a f**king psychopath.  Then yelled at me because Speedy went from ears up, tail wagging and whining to ears back, tail down, fur up, and growling.  Ummmm you started it you rancid cumshot!

Game of Tantrums

This wont be long.  I just....after last weeks blow up about the night being too dark and this weeks "OMG this season's writing sucks" I can't understand anymore. 

Look everyone is entitled to their opinion...that's fine but why can't people watch the f**king last few episodes of this epic series and be happy?!?!?!  We aren't all going to agree with how it should end but JFC get a grip you f**king whiny b**ches!

Sorry...that's rude but COME ON Y'ALL!  I can be just as critical as the next but I have a sinking feeling all you recently self nominated TV Show Critics are deflecting.  You are angry the show is ending.  You are angry we had to wait so long for the final season.  You are angry its only a few episodes.  Basically you are angry.  But get off your high horse and just enjoy the ride. 

For f**ks sake.  It hasn't followed the books in a while, so quit that crap.  It's a creative baby of certain peeps.  Yes you can have thoughts on how it should be written, filmed, edited, whatever but you don't have the authority to change it...so what do you want/expect to happen???

I can't anymore with the "the night battle was too dark".  Are you effing kidding me?  Yea yea okay it was totally dark but I had zero issues with my viewing (although I laughed at all the memes).  Ya know why?  Because I know it was shot dark on PURPOSE!  It was a f**king night battle not the High Noon Battle...NIGHT BATTLE with the NIGHT KING... You were supposed to feel like you were there.  Be confused just like the characters.  You were in the battle you whiny tw@ts!  So yea you couldn't see $hit because you weren't meant to.  You were meant to be left confused because it was a slaughter! 

An I know most of the main characters survived...and I know in earlier seasons even main characters weren't safe but I also know this is ending...they are setting up the ending...let's just hope its a heart wrenching, jaw dropping ending that none of us saw coming but not one that makes us pissy...er.

Moving on... this week...why was it so bad?  Because Jon can't keep a secret?  Or because no one in Westeros can keep a secret (nothing new there)?  Or just because you wanted to see them be different?  I dunno anymore.  There is no pleasing y'all.  Yes, I know some things don't sit well with the superfans.  And I get it but it's a TV Show based...somewhat on a book series.  One that has an incredible cast, an addictive story, well developed characters, and **wait for it** a fairly unique story that can be appreciated by more than just fans of the books. 

Again I understand some of the gripes but y'all need to chill.  Our favorite Epic Fantasy Live Action Show is coming to an end.  Instead of tearing it to pieces, immerse yourself in what's left and try to enjoy the fun.  It's almost over........

Sorry...wasn't meaning to be rude but I just...I don't understand the excessive criticism...