I just wanted to relax!!!!

So I've been having a rough go of it with work.  I haven't been working from home as much as I should be because people are dumb and don't understand we DO NOT need to drive over an hour to an office to get $hit done.  Anyways, that will be changing soon.  The worst part is the TRAFFIC.  One f**k up on the interstate and your day is shot.  Not unlike today where it took me 2.5 hours to go 48 miles.  And I took a detour.  I feel bad for those poor souls still stuck on the shut down I10.  

Anyways when I got home I wanted to work out but I felt bad for the pups so I opted to take them for walkies.  I was listening to a Podcast (Undisclosed - Adnan Syed) trying to decompress from the day.  We were literally 15 feet from the front door when I heard a yell.  I turned around just in time to see a retriever looking thing running right for us.  He had escaped his owner who had another leashed dog and was yelling "NO!!!!".   

Now, I am not scared of dogs and he looked adorably friendly with his tongue lolling out the side of his mouth but he was loose and mine were leashed.  I yeeeeeped and tried to pull them away but free boy kept coming.  So I am basically on the ground leaning to pull them with all my might but to no avail.  Everything seemed okay and there was tail wagging and sniffing so I was saying good boy, good boy.  I wasn't really worried about the little one she just wants to play but Speedy can be protective.  Then free boy got a little too personal with little one and there was growling so I said help, help (like he wasn't already trying) and pulled mine back but he kept coming. Mind you the owner is trying but failing to restrain free boy because he still has another pup who is barking because it wants to join in the fun. 

Then the little one some how Houdini-Ed her way out of her harness.  Seriously I have NO F**KING CLUE how but she takes off with free boy hot on her tail.  They are now  chasing each other around the middle of the street barking, as I say "crap crap crap she's free!" ...apparently stating the obvious is my MO today... Mind you we both still have other dogs who are leashed and barking because they are not part of this insanity.   I got ahold of itty bitty and he caught free boy by the tail.  I was trying to walk away but she was like NO MY NEW FRIEND!!!!

Finally his wife/girlfriend/sister comes running up, out of breath with a harness.  I dragged mine back inside as they were apologizing behind me.  After I got them settled I realized I was TOTALLY rude, so I walked back out.  I really wasn't angry with them just worried about reactions.  They apologized profusely and I said its okay...seriously it was fine.  You just never know how a leashed dog will react to one that isn't... *whew* it all worked out and we finally went for walkies 😳😂🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

In Other News - On our walk, some jack@$$ leaned over and hissed at my dogs like a f**king psychopath.  Then yelled at me because Speedy went from ears up, tail wagging and whining to ears back, tail down, fur up, and growling.  Ummmm you started it you rancid cumshot!