I was sitting at my desk when this 50 something guy wandered into my office while I was on the phone. He started touching everything on my desk, came around the back of my desk, and stared at me until I hung up....
I started to pay closer attention to him as I rolled backwards...He looked like a weird overweight mix of Doc Brown (wild hair and receding hairline) & Wayne Campbell...and wore tinted glasses.
Me: Can I help you?
Him: I need to tell your boss something.
Me: Ummm tell me, I'll tell her.
He tells me a bunch of crap I know is nonsense.
Then looks at a quote on my desk and says "well I don't agree with that".
Me: Yea, I don't even know what "that" says, a vendor gave it to me...
He then proceeds to go on a 10 min one sided conversation about "Energies" and how we project them and feel them from others.
Him: You see when I came in here I was projecting an energy that your energy felt. Did you feel it?
Me: Oh you mean the "he's not creepy vibe"
Him: Yes! Your energies realized I wasn't creepy therefore not a threat *uncomfortable eye contact*
Him: That is how we know when to....trust people and why we do the things we do
Me: Sooooo, like a gut instinct...? Yea I get those A LOT.
Him: That's Great! It will keep you safe.....and balance your zen.
Me: *clears throat* So you gonna go do all that...stuff...you said with the system?
*walks out*
What the hell?!?!?! Over an hour later I go potty. As I am walking back to my desk...
Me: Hi....
*tells me more BS about the system* He got uncomfortably close to me and said "Do you ever just try to avoid people...who are negative? Or positive people when you are...negative?" did I mention he smelled like cigarettes, sweat, and stale coffee.
Me: Yes......... *backing up*
Him: *gently grabs my wrist* That's your energy reacting to their energies.
I calmly extracted myself, said..."K, leave the bill on the table" ...walked in my office and locked the door. I messaged my boss.
Either he was on something...smoked something...or forgot to takes his meds. He was CREEPY but didn't seem realize it.. .and had no sense of personal space!
He was probably harmless...maybe...I hope...but I hate to think if he wasn't and I was actually alone. Every warning was going off in my head telling me to run.
And yes, we had to report it because half the time one of us is alone.
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