I can't stop laughing....*snort*

I was on Pinterest and this popped up in my feed...two posts...side by side... and all I can see is The Doctor judging the mannequin's exposed boobie.

Or maybe he's checking it out...who knows. 

Either way he's looking right at it and having thoughts. 

I know I know its a nursing dress but at first glance it looks like the latest fashion craze..."check out my under boob". 

And don't say that is preposterous...remember this?!?!!?

Soooo should I or shouldn't I rub a lemon in my axilla...area...

Click bait *ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*, *psycho music*, screw you interwebs

I saw this on Pinterest and it piqued my curiosity.

Mainly because the only response I had was "ummmm I dunno...it would burn...I guess".  Oh and "why is there an 'it' in there...it doesn't need an 'it'...take out the 'it'!!!"

So I stupidly clicked the link. 


1. Some video started screaming at me (I hate those things!)
2. It was one of those click through slide shows (I REALLY hate those things)
3. This was the first slide

     3a.  Okaaaaay.  That is how to use Citrus on skin...not specifically underarms...lets click through
4. Next was "moisturize" (Cassandra is that you???), then "sunscreen", then like vitamins or some
    nonsense....
     4a. Not ONE f**king slide talked about armpits (wow that sounds much worse when I say it out 
     loud)
5.  The site was so "loaded" with BS it killed my web browser

So now I am annoyed because I had to log back in to everything AND I still don't know what happens when you put lemon on your pits.

My assumptions are it will shrink pores and reduce acne...I don't know why I need this kind of treatment for my arm pits but its on Pinterest so it must be good...right?!?! 

Maybe it kills bacteria that causes odor...or you will just smell lemony fresh...for a bit. 

Can you imagine my hubs coming home and seeing me rubbing half a lemon under my arm....?!?!

How hard do you "rub"? 
Do you leave it on or rinse it off?
Do you do this before or after showering?!?!!?
Does it matter what kind of lemon? 
Can I just use lemon juice from a jar (Not from concentrate)? 

I have so many questions....

***Directions unclear: I now have "fresh" squeezed lemon juice and I smell like a walking can of pledge...who is thirsty? Also, I seem to have attracted ants...***

SIDE NOTE - I am NOT actually trying this...it just sounds like something that would end badly for me.  #mypitsareonfire

SIDE SIDE NOTE - I'd somehow get it in my eye and go blind or something

Can you take away an adult's phone? Suspend their Facebook? Stop the insanity?!?!

Okay let me clarify I am an adult.  I am speaking of someone who is much older than me.  You know a "baby boomer".  But someone who is embracing the advances in tech instead of muttering about how anti-social they are making us. 

The problem is...I think they are over-embracing.  I use social media, I use all kinds of tech, BUT I make sure I don't stay glued to it 24/7.  For instance, I miss things ALL THE TIME that are posted on FB because I am not constantly on it.  Others are on it always and they see all.  No really, I can't tell you how many times I am lost in the conversation because it revolves about something posted on FB/Twitter/Pinterest/etc. and no one seems to feel the need to explain the post for those of us that may have missed it because we are doing other things, like I dunno...WORKING!

Point being you can do whatever you want, if being glued to a phone/tablet/laptop is your thing more power to you but please...please...please just be an observer most of the time.  You don't have to like/share/comment on everything. It isn't necessary.

It amazes me how fast this person sees my stuff.  I post pics from an activity, I suddenly have 15 notifications all from the same person...I'm talking within seconds of me posting it most of the time.  All I can think is that they have an alert on FB that goes off every time I post something.  It is rather creepy.  I feel like I am being stalked.  They also comment on EVERYTHING!  Even if it isn't necessary...its things like "cute pic" on everything they see...even when it isn't very cute (or meant to be cute) at all.  Or talking to the subject of the picture, even if said subject doesn't have a FB and is say a dog/cat.  Here and there is fine but every.single.time. OR signing every comment with Love, (insert name).  I know who you are...I can see your name and picture....STAHP...it makes me want to block them from seeing my stuff.  I've made passing comments but they aren't received well.  The issue is if I say something more direct I am being a "biotch" or being "silly".  I am NOT, I am being annoyed and want you to quit cyber stalking me!!!  Fine, "like" everything I post, I'll give you that *developing migraine*. 

Then there is the 3,000+ daily posts about non-sense.  Recipes, DIYs, political BS that isn't true half the time....the list is endless.  Yes it is your FB, you can do what you want but one YOU HAVE A PINTEREST USE IT!  And two at least make sure the $hit you post is somewhat accurate.  If I see one more Obama bashing article that is untrue but a praising article about Gov Jindal that is also UNTRUE I am going to lose my mind.  I am not supporting or bashing either of the above, I am stating that unless it is TRUE (from a reliable source) don't share it...also, if its from The Onion know it is satirical....you look dumb...and for the love of all that is holy DO NOT tag me in any of that CRAP!

My social media consists of me posting pics of my activities (sometimes), my animals (when they are cute/funny), pics I took (rarely just me, i.e. no selfies), me being sarcastic, on twitter...crap about TV Shows/Movies, on Pinterest whatever I want, no one looks at it anyway (Ha!).

And no I did not see that thing you posted at 12AM about the deadly virus that our president secretly released into the populace to kill only non Muslims.  *bashing head on desk* That is not true nor is it logical...how can you target...I mean in fiction MAYBE but how can you even remotely BELIEVE that!?!?!?

So I am thinking about hijacking their phone and changing a bunch of settings for my own sanity.  I never thought I'd have to use child controls, ya know since I don't have those, much less on a grown @$$ person. 

It's not just this one person either.  I've seen others of the same age do it to other people I know, this is just an account of my own personal Social Media Hell.....

Maybe I should host a "Social Media Etiquette" seminar.  I'll go over things like "if you post it EVERYONE can see it", "Nothing is ever truly deleted from the internet", "Just because you think it, doesn't mean you should post it", and my personal fav "Just because it is online doesn't make it true".

Side Note:  If that deadly virus thing turns out to be true, Ima feel real bad for like 2 seconds, then I am going to laugh hysterically...but I won't apologize for this rant, nope...not.gonna.happen.