I thought it was a pool boy?

So lately work has been just a beating.  I have multiple projects that are consuming my life along with normal day to day so I am slightly short tempered. With that said the other day I was standing at my counter with my laptop trying to help with phones.  90% of the time the pups are quiet but if someone comes to the door all bets are off.  

Well the doorbell rang and thankfully my customer just laughed and said his dogs are the same.  I ignored it and figured whomever it was (probably someone promoting a candidate in the upcoming election) would get the hint and leave.  I managed to quiet them down so I could finish helping him but about 2-3 min later I hear a light knock on the door.  I was off the phone but was like for f**ks sake go away!

I opened the door ready to unleash hell on the door to door campaign person I assumed it was when a very attractive young man turned around and smiled.  I stopped pre-fuss with a dog poking her head between my legs and kinda open mouthed blankly stared. He caught me off guard because he was fit-ish, tall, in scrubs and had a messenger bag, no flyers or signs.  The folllowing hilarity happened next.

Me: Uh....Hi....can I help you?

Him: *with a confidant and happy smile* I'm here for your Physical Therapy

Me: Uhhhh no

Him: Yes, didn't your Doctor call?

Me: *confused stare*

Him: *still smiling* For your back.  

Me: What address are you looking for?

Him: You aren't Miss Smith....are you....?

Me: *trying not to laugh* No...I think you are looking for my neighbor....she's older and fell recently.  

Him: *Smile drops* Oh....oh that makes more sense...okay...um can you point me in the right direction

Poor guy clearly didn't read his patient's age or he thought it was a typo and was super happy to have a semi young and attractive patient.  I'm not being cocky!  He seemed just as shocked by my appearance & smiled and I did have on makeup & my hair was fixed....for once. 

But all I could think about after he said "I'm here for your Physical Therapy" was who sent me a stripper ?!?!?! Or ya know...those...uh....movies... "I'm here to clean your pool" *bow chica bow wow* and about died laughing.  

We shook the world (well part of it)

So we all know people are crazy when it comes to their fav bands/singers. But there something about certain artists in certain arenas where the stars align and its just complete INSANITY!

So Garth Brooks came to Baton Rouge and had a HUGE concert IN TIGER STADIUM.  

Okay look, there is NOTHING like Saturday night in Death Valley.  It is hands down one of the loudest, funnest places to watch College Football. I might be biased but I've heard this from people from other colleges also.  

But Saturday night in Death Valley watching one of the BEST performing artists is on a whole other level.  

So the WHOLE concert was loud and amazing and just incredible.  I mean me and 102,000+ of my closest friends just saaaaaaang our hearts out.  But you see Mr. Brooks has this one song that....well it holds a very special place in the hearts of most Louisianians.  

You see this song is played at every single LSU home game!  If you are not a Garth fan, I'm talking about this little known song *sarcasm* song called "Callin' Baton Rouge".  You have not appreciated this song until you hear that fiddle start blaring in Tiger Stadium before a home game with a mere 90,000 of your closest friends screaming because we are ready for some Tiger Football!!!!

Anyway, imagine 102,000+ crazy country & LSU fans in Tiger Stadium when he f**king played this song!!!

We collectivly went ape$hit! So much so that we registered a small Earthquake.  No really, some equipment in a nearby building on campus recorded an "earthquake".  

I can't say I am surprised AT ALL but I think it's freaking hilarious.  See below so you can enjoy the chaos (starts at 1:11)  And I'm going to go to bed and hope my ears stop ringing and my voice comes back. 

  

(https://youtu.be/EQn4bBYQins)

Wasn't that, that God in that Movie...?

No no not the shoe...

Right?!?!!  Wasn't it...?

Oh wait... Jobu, Jambu...close enough

I need to go watch Major League again....

I've seen it enough times I could quote it

Before he sold Allstate

I can't stop laughing....*snort*

I was on Pinterest and this popped up in my feed...two posts...side by side... and all I can see is The Doctor judging the mannequin's exposed boobie.

Or maybe he's checking it out...who knows. 

Either way he's looking right at it and having thoughts. 

I know I know its a nursing dress but at first glance it looks like the latest fashion craze..."check out my under boob". 

And don't say that is preposterous...remember this?!?!!?

And I like pickles!!!!

I've seen all kinds a of weird pickle themed food lately.

Fried pickles...I mean anything fried is good, right...haha...ha...HA

Stuffed pickles...well adding a little cheese and ham couldn't be THAT bad....

Dill pickle bread...I guess that wouldn't be overly pickle-y..."If you assume this bread has a mild pickle flavor, think again. The dough replaces all of the water with pickle juice, adds a ton of dried dill AND a whole chopped dill pickle" OMG...my fingers are swelling just thinking about the sodium.

Dill Pickle soup...ummmm I...I dunno.

Pickle juice snowballs....f**k you man that's just weird.

Pickle Popsicle...you just froze some pickle juice, didn't you?

And today I saw, "Pickleback Corn Dog Bites"

Dude....DUDE!

And wow I just sounded like Bubba...

Anyways, you basically "core" a pickle.  Shove a hot dog in it.  Batter that b**ch up and fry it.

Link

You think I'm kidding.  Man I love a good pickle but WTF did I just watch...

Eeeep

That slide right on in... 

I mean you're gonna eat that right...don't waste the giblets.

Slower you sl*t!

I need an adult, I need an adult!!!!

"Like...a....GLOVE!"

Just a corn dog, nothing to see here

Surprise mother f**ker, its a pickle dog!

What would Rick think??!?!?

Sorry, not sorry.

OMG I should put pickle Rick in place of the pickle!

UPDATE: Ooops, stupid alignment BS.  Fixed now....

I'm a Hufflepuff...grrrr

What the f**k is a Hufflepuff?!?! 

Grrrrrrr

Is it a badger...?  OMG it is a Badger!  Maybe a Honey Badger!!! I've seen the thing a million times but never really thought about it.

I know what BEING a Hufflepuff means...I think.  Anyways.  

I was looking for EO blends and I saw this...

Look cloooooooser

All I can hear is Hermonie....

Come on, you can't tell me that doesn't sound like something from Hogwarts...a Spell or Potion or SOMETHING.  

TGIF....my brain hurts...I'm out.  

"Hufflepuff is the most inclusive among the four houses; valuing hard work, dedication, patience, loyalty, and fair play rather than a particular aptitude in its members."  Sounds about right.  

In my next edition of I read that wrong...

Maybe I need glasses...

LINK

I can't be the only one that read it like that?!?!  I am that "micro-generation" and I totally can believe we would be now called "Sammiches & Psych Meds".  I also laughed hysterically when I realized my error. 

I've already heard a while ago that we are now being called Xennials.  And I agree with it.  We are this weird hybrid of the two generations.  We had childhoods with minimal tech but as we were emerging into adulthood tech blossomed and we were there to embrace it.  I've been told being born in the very early 80's I am a Millennial but I don't relate to that completely.  I also don't relate to being a Gen-Xer.  So this makes 100% total sense. 

I kinda like being part of this small faction of people.  We remember a simpler time, no instant gratification but we also can embrace change (upgrades).  I do love the analogy, "We are the bridge from analog to digital", because its so true.  We really are made of something a little different and I am okay with that.