So sitting in our living room having a chat with the hubs and suddenly we hear "bee do, bee do, bee do". What in the world?!?!?! The TV was on mute and neither one of us have THAT as a ringtone (which now I totally want it as my text tone). We just stared at each other, kind of in shock. Then we heard it again. OMG!?! We couldn't tell where it was coming from. Then he picked up his iPad and realized he had been playing some minion game and when he closed the cover it didn't go off like it normally does. So since it was sitting there inactive the minions started talking!
So I started laughing and was like holy shit, can you imagine if that happened at like 2AM. Then I pictured him and I having a "Sam & Dean" moment. Him with the gun & flashlight and me with a baseball bat going all hunter like down the hall way trying to find the creature that was talking. My luck and actual minion would pop out from behind the couch but instead of something adorable it would have razor blade teeth and a hunger for human flesh. Seriously, can you imagine seeing a bright yellow bebette going "bee do, bee do, muak muak, me want banana *snarls not like dog*" while it stares hungrily at you.
I think I'd sh*t a brick! I mean I know how to "banish" evil creatures thanks to extensive reading and watching TV (because ya know everything on TV is true, right). But actually faced with something super creepy...I don't know if I'd react in time.
So that's how my brain works. I take something adorkable and make into something nightmare inducing all because an iPad game made a noise when it shouldn't have.
I have one hell of an imagination, just saying.
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