Thursday, July 1, 2010

Stories I forgot to Post 1 - Arachnaphobia

I'm not scared of Spiders...I don't like them but I'm not terrified of them...

(January 2010)

Ok so I just had the two ladies that work with me come in and say in very panicky voices "you, you , you need to go roll up your car windows... like right now!"

OK as most of you know it is GORGEOUS outside so of course my windows are down.

The younger one says "it's like, like that movie arachnophobia come to life...GIRL Your car is covered in spider webs."

Ok so now I am like, HAHAHA girls very funny :P . I am not really scared of spiders...I don't like them but I can deal. They were like "NO REALLY COME OUTSIDE!!!!" So I humor them and go..................

HOLY S**T, chills ran up my spine then back down. There is a massive web running from car to car (5 total in front) ACROSS the lawn to the mailboxes....the mailboxes are covered....across the concrete to the FRONT DOOR!!!! It's like a scene from a haunted house/horror movie. I battled my way through the web with a broom to roll up my windows.....but now I am paranoid!!! I saw the lil effers they are about the size of my finger nail and brown...not huge BUT big enough.

I am going to a painting class tonight with my boyfriends fam....I am going to have an ALMIGHTY stroke out if I am driving back home at 10:30 tonight and I get attacked by one that is trapped in my car.

Our mechanic is going out there to get rid of all the webs and check my car but I am still a little freaked out.. . .. .

Ever since I went out there I have like this nervous tick thing going on where i feel the need to shake out my hair....*shudder* stupid spiders!!!!!!

Ok thats my story......................

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