This is just so wrong...WRONG I tell you....

Is it hot in here?  Am I blushing???  What sorcery is this??? Flag your porn Wizard World! 

JFC that should be illegal!  Doesn't he know what this does to people?!?!  He clearly knows what this does to people...... 

Seriously.......

Well here's wishing Mr. Drive Women (and Men) crazy with your...well everything a very Happy Birthday (April babies are still better, ha!).  I'm going to go stick my face in the freezer.  Bad celebrity, bad...no...torturing your poor little fangirls like that!

Side Note - I didn't realize I was fangirling over him earlier on his B-Day.

I fangirled so hard my husband "threatened" me

It wasn't intentional (clearly).....I usually keep myself fairly contained. But last night after doing a theater check I went home to veg on my couch.  I try REALLY hard to keep up with what's coming out/new to TV, Movies, & Music but sometimes I totally miss $hit and its really amusing for those around me.

Apparently there is a new King Kong movie coming out.  I vaguely remember hearing about it last year but didn't remember much detail...maybe a preview showing a gigantic gorilla in mist or something but no cast that I recalled.  I was a bit excited, I love weird movies and King Kong is definitely one of those weird stories.  An overgrown ape on a remote island being investigated by humans, good stuff...right up my ally. 

So anyway, the new trailer came on last night while I was finishing my paperwork.  My husband had already seen it so he was looking at me waiting for the reaction (he's so smart). 

I heard a voice I recognized so I looked up and said "that sounds like John Goodm....". 

Flash of Kong

A glimpse of the away team (haha).  "wait...was that Tom Hiddleston...?",

 

I was getting excited because I truly like him as an actor (and might have a minuscule celeb crush).

Then they showed f**king Samuel L. Jackson and I freaked out.  I love love love love him. 

So at this point I am fangirling pretty hard going "OMG, omg omg omg....I have to see this! It has Sam Jackson and Tom Hiddleston...bonus John Goodman..." *Eeeeeeee* *clapping* *bouncing while sitting* 

I hear in the most deadpan voice... "alright weirdo, calm down before I get the hose".

Oh........haha......kay.......*kisses*.

And I somehow missed that there was a panel at SDCC with the whole cast (ooops)...I was a bad nerd last year and totally didn't keep up with what happened there.  What the hell else did I miss?!?!?!?

Coincidence??? Yea Probably......

So i was taking surveys while watching TV....you know multitasking or whatever.   My points reached a new high...

I was watching Lucifer at the time.  What does it mean?!?!!?  It means I need 334 more points so I can get a $10 Amazon GC already.  I mean not bad for taking a few surveys over the last couple weeks.

Anyways, clearly its a sign or something that Lucifer is the BEST SHOW EVER.  Okay one of the Best.  I have my other favs but OMG I love this show.  Its flipping hilarious but like with a plot and great characters and attractive actors.  I mean Mum is actually pretty hot.  Like stupid hot.  Moving on, so is Luci.  I wonder if he's nice in person....?  Hmmmm.  Like he's a great actor and kinda hot....it would totally suck if he was a jerk.  Anyways...

I need to stop.  Peace out...going take a cold shower, ha!

This is Doctor Who fanfiction and no one can convince me otherwise!!!

Its a book.  Like a published book series, I am not on one of those websites.  I am reading Out of Time: A Time Travel Mystery by Monique Martin.  I can't help it.  I've tried but all I can picture is Rose and Ten in an alternate universe but still f**king time traveling!  Except he has Green eyes and she has blue.  She has coppery hair, is very attractive, and has an adorable personality.  He is tall and skinny but muscular with brown hair and tries to hide his feelings.

He is a PROFESSOR.  She is his ASSISTANT.  They are both head over heels in love with each other but don't want to admit it.  And neither will make a freakin' move!  No but really hear.me.out.

They are at Uni where they work, he gets a mysterious box of his deceased grandpa's belongings.  Inside is a POCKET WATCH, which zaps them back to 1929 NYC.  Back in time they have to PRETEND TO BE MARRIED.  They have to SHARE A BED.  They had to get QUESTIONABLE jobs.  She is JEOPARDY friendly and he is 100% terrified he is going to LOSE HER (that she will die).  They flirt, flirt, flirt but that is as far as it goes.  His JEALOUSY is hilarious.  Her ability to make everyone LOVE her is familiar.  This is driving me barmy!!! 

In the most recent scene he is in a Tux and she is in her Speakeasy sexy outfit.  They are both ogling each other from across the room and I am over here like if they don't freaking KISS already I am going to scream!

There is so much pent up sexual frustration I need a cold shower! 

Oh and did I mention he is English...she's American but tomato, tomahto...whatever!

I love it.  I can't get enough of it.  I am only 33% done.  My inner fangirl cannot be contained.  I may explode.

UPDATE - I forgot!  There is also like a 10-20 year age gap...ish.  AAAAANNNNNDDDD he is always pointing out historical inaccuracies! 

Its only forearms!!! That's like the least sexual patch of skin, right!?!?

Least sexual...is that proper English...?  Whatever I am a tad delirious.  But what is it about forearms!?!?  Like I don't mean all the time.  But the rolled up shirt sleeves...its like instant panty drop.  Is that just me?  I doubt its just me.  Maybe it's just me.  Maybe my other half needs to get home from work already.  Maybe I should get the sleep.  Seriously though...

Why

is

so

this

freaking

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOT!?!?

 

 

Okay, I am done now...I think...maybe...I just don't understand why that is so appealing.  Like when the hubs does it, I have to restrain myself from jumping him because we are usually heading out...weird, right?  I'm going to have a cold shower and sleep off this randomness...night night.

I need a cold shower, pronto

I'm usually not like this but good lord my coworker (and dear friend) brings out the worst best in me.  How on Earth we go from a serious-ish discussion about "This is Where I Leave You" (good movie, check it out) to ogling hot men on the internet and discussing why "even though 300 had a plot we were also enjoying the eye candy", is beyond me.

We were loud and full of giggles (befitting of a couple of 30+ year olds).  Its okay we are basically the only people here but STILL!  So here we are discussing The Rock's arms, Gerard Butler's abs and Brad Pitt's butt when our delivery guy showed up.  We were talking about the movie "Troy" where I STG my friend just finished saying in reference to the butt scene "Yea, get it boy...take her virginity" while I am crying laughing.  Look, he's been our delivery guy for 8 years, we love him and I think he enjoys us since he always seems to show up when we are being 100% ridiculous. Not to mention he isn't bad to look at either.  So of course when he popped his head in my office our girlish giggles turned into full belly laughs, silents laughs and near snorting. 

He CLEARLY heard everything we had said and was grinning ear to ear.  He said since we liked 300 so much he may come dressed as Leonidas for Halloween to give us a treat *wink*.  OMG, what?!?!  Hold up, how long was he listening?!?!? Wait wait wait, I am married, she is married...he is married...this is WILDLY inappropriate.  And while no one can look as good as Gerard Butler (DAYUM!) in 300, I am thinking he wouldn't look too shabby *tilting head to the side* (stop, bad, don't think like that, WTH woman, geez I'm just as bad as those guys I talk about...no wait...no I'm not).  My friend and I made eye contact and once again burst into school girl giggles as he tried to hide his smug smile...he knew we would enjoy that sight...cocky bastard *eye roll*.

But it didn't end there...after he left we kept discussing half nekkid sexy men in movies and it was just amazeballs.  She said she had a crush on this secondary-ish character from 300 which turned out to be one my "types" from a previous post...who now stars on Dominion.  More giggling ensued.  Like so much that our IT came see if we were okay.  When he realized what we were discussing he laughed and said "I love HUMP day."

OMG what is wrong with us?!?  I'll tell you what's wrong...both our husbands have been working almost non stop in the last few weeks...that's what happened.  Which means WE have hilarious discussions like this, watch movies/TV Shows like the ones we were talking about and delve into porn.  I'm not much into that last one so instead I will read hot & steamy fanfics (rather than my not usually sexy Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) and ogle my fav characters on TV.  *pause* *rewind* "Oooooo nice" *rinse* *repeat*.  Stop judging me, I need a cold shower.