This is Doctor Who fanfiction and no one can convince me otherwise!!!

Its a book.  Like a published book series, I am not on one of those websites.  I am reading Out of Time: A Time Travel Mystery by Monique Martin.  I can't help it.  I've tried but all I can picture is Rose and Ten in an alternate universe but still f**king time traveling!  Except he has Green eyes and she has blue.  She has coppery hair, is very attractive, and has an adorable personality.  He is tall and skinny but muscular with brown hair and tries to hide his feelings.

He is a PROFESSOR.  She is his ASSISTANT.  They are both head over heels in love with each other but don't want to admit it.  And neither will make a freakin' move!  No but really hear.me.out.

They are at Uni where they work, he gets a mysterious box of his deceased grandpa's belongings.  Inside is a POCKET WATCH, which zaps them back to 1929 NYC.  Back in time they have to PRETEND TO BE MARRIED.  They have to SHARE A BED.  They had to get QUESTIONABLE jobs.  She is JEOPARDY friendly and he is 100% terrified he is going to LOSE HER (that she will die).  They flirt, flirt, flirt but that is as far as it goes.  His JEALOUSY is hilarious.  Her ability to make everyone LOVE her is familiar.  This is driving me barmy!!! 

In the most recent scene he is in a Tux and she is in her Speakeasy sexy outfit.  They are both ogling each other from across the room and I am over here like if they don't freaking KISS already I am going to scream!

There is so much pent up sexual frustration I need a cold shower! 

Oh and did I mention he is English...she's American but tomato, tomahto...whatever!

I love it.  I can't get enough of it.  I am only 33% done.  My inner fangirl cannot be contained.  I may explode.

UPDATE - I forgot!  There is also like a 10-20 year age gap...ish.  AAAAANNNNNDDDD he is always pointing out historical inaccuracies! 

I find myself oddly attracted to that woman...

So face swap is usually something terrifying.  Its usually so creeptastic that most would call it the stuff of nightmares. Then there are the odd few that fit and fit well. 

This is the whole article that prompted this. 

Most people said "OMG this is so uncomfortable" and I'm over here like "ya know David Tennant makes a fairly pretty woman". Followed by, "hmmmm...did I just think that out loud...?". 

My Evidence

Seriously though...while I think Billie is gorgeous, and this pic isn't half bad...I am not like "damn 'he' hot".  But I am like "hmmmm 'she' cute" and I am starting to question my sanity.  This one makes me a tad more uncomfortable but it still fits for both of them...clearly I have different taste...

Anyways, the others were a bit more creepy but I will add Karen made an attractive 'man'. 

So my conclusion...I don't know but I'm not as creeped out as I should be according to the article and I think that says something about my mental state...maybe.