This is just so wrong...WRONG I tell you....

Is it hot in here?  Am I blushing???  What sorcery is this??? Flag your porn Wizard World! 

JFC that should be illegal!  Doesn't he know what this does to people?!?!  He clearly knows what this does to people...... 

Seriously.......

Well here's wishing Mr. Drive Women (and Men) crazy with your...well everything a very Happy Birthday (April babies are still better, ha!).  I'm going to go stick my face in the freezer.  Bad celebrity, bad...no...torturing your poor little fangirls like that!

Side Note - I didn't realize I was fangirling over him earlier on his B-Day.

I fangirled so hard my husband "threatened" me

It wasn't intentional (clearly).....I usually keep myself fairly contained. But last night after doing a theater check I went home to veg on my couch.  I try REALLY hard to keep up with what's coming out/new to TV, Movies, & Music but sometimes I totally miss $hit and its really amusing for those around me.

Apparently there is a new King Kong movie coming out.  I vaguely remember hearing about it last year but didn't remember much detail...maybe a preview showing a gigantic gorilla in mist or something but no cast that I recalled.  I was a bit excited, I love weird movies and King Kong is definitely one of those weird stories.  An overgrown ape on a remote island being investigated by humans, good stuff...right up my ally. 

So anyway, the new trailer came on last night while I was finishing my paperwork.  My husband had already seen it so he was looking at me waiting for the reaction (he's so smart). 

I heard a voice I recognized so I looked up and said "that sounds like John Goodm....". 

Flash of Kong

A glimpse of the away team (haha).  "wait...was that Tom Hiddleston...?",

 

I was getting excited because I truly like him as an actor (and might have a minuscule celeb crush).

Then they showed f**king Samuel L. Jackson and I freaked out.  I love love love love him. 

So at this point I am fangirling pretty hard going "OMG, omg omg omg....I have to see this! It has Sam Jackson and Tom Hiddleston...bonus John Goodman..." *Eeeeeeee* *clapping* *bouncing while sitting* 

I hear in the most deadpan voice... "alright weirdo, calm down before I get the hose".

Oh........haha......kay.......*kisses*.

And I somehow missed that there was a panel at SDCC with the whole cast (ooops)...I was a bad nerd last year and totally didn't keep up with what happened there.  What the hell else did I miss?!?!?!?

Its only forearms!!! That's like the least sexual patch of skin, right!?!?

Least sexual...is that proper English...?  Whatever I am a tad delirious.  But what is it about forearms!?!?  Like I don't mean all the time.  But the rolled up shirt sleeves...its like instant panty drop.  Is that just me?  I doubt its just me.  Maybe it's just me.  Maybe my other half needs to get home from work already.  Maybe I should get the sleep.  Seriously though...

Why

is

so

this

freaking

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOT!?!?

 

 

Okay, I am done now...I think...maybe...I just don't understand why that is so appealing.  Like when the hubs does it, I have to restrain myself from jumping him because we are usually heading out...weird, right?  I'm going to have a cold shower and sleep off this randomness...night night.

OMG he IS a Disney Prince

WTF man?!?!  I hate adorable people.  And by hate, I mean I adore them and wish to be their friend.  So I've seen on the internet where this particular celebrity is said to be a "real life Disney prince" and while I can see it by looks, I've never really watched interviews or anything like that with him.

Last night I watch one and seriously, ADORABLE!.  Is it weird to call a 30+ year old adorable?  I mean he is literally like two months older than me, almost to the day.  Well toooooooo bad because that is the only word I see befitting.  If you haven't guessed this person is Tom Hiddleston and the interview I watched was the Daily Show with Trevor Noah.

Anyways, I think I died laughing at one point...or at least stopped breathing properly because I was giggling....same thing.  Trevor said something about how Mr. Cumberbatch's fans call themselves "Cumberb**ches" *giggle* and that Mr. Hiddleston's fans call themselves "Hiddlestoners" *whaaaaaa*.  I've not heard that one.  So Tom says something about that being rather violent and I'm like "I've never met a violent STONER, what are you talking about!??!?!"  Apparently Trevor felt the same way.  And our wanna be Prince explained he thought of "stoning" like the ancient way you show you disapprove of and want to punish someone...by throwing STONES.  *baaaaahahahahahahahaha* *snort*.

The host said he was thinking more like *imitates smoking a joint* and then we get the famous Hiddle-giggle.  Ahhhhhhhhhhhh stop being adorkable!!!  Who thinks of being "stoned" as the ancient punishment!?!?!?  I am not a stoner and my first thought was toking it up.

Dawwwwww, that's so adorable, stahp!  Anyways there was this whole "he plays Loki" thing at the beginning and the crowd cheered.  Trevor is like no he's the bad guy! And his guest is like "well he is misunderstood" *ahhhhhh, hehehe*.  Then there is discussion about Crimson Peak (eeeeeeee, can't wait, I love scary movies!!!) and good lord he speaks so proper...I am so used to bastardized American Speak...what sorcery is this?!?  And I wasn't sure about him playing Hank Williams but his "Southern" accent was actually adorable or maybe I am blinded by his politeness....  How many times can I call a grown man adorable before it is weird???  He did drop one not quite as proper remark.  I don't remember the context but it was something about "getting high on that $hit *bleep*" which made me giggle again. 

So yea, I totally fangirled through the whole interview.  Anyone else do the same?  No...just me...well *plfeet*!

Tall, skinny...and sometimes scruffy

I have very strange taste, I think.  I've noticed I have a type...well I knew I had a type but it is PLAINLY evident in my taste in fav characters in TV/Movies.  Thankfully I married my "type".  He's not SUPER tall but he's taller than me (which I guess isn't saying much) by at least 8 inches so *plfeet*.  He's skinny...but fit and a right bottomless pit when it comes to food (it really is fascinating how much he can eat) and on occasion he gets lazy and has some scruff and I like it (see I am a WEIRDO!).

Anyways, watching Lost Girl the other night when half naked Dyson came on screen and I said out loud (I was home alone) "OMG I do have a type!".

But come on...how can you not be a little attracted to this?!?

Seriously though...

Can you guys just...

NOT be so...

 Really...

 



 STAHP...

 This should be illegal...

 

OMG!

Also, I am starting to think I have a thing for British peeps...7 of the 11...what the hell is my deal o_O