We were loud and full of giggles (befitting of a couple of 30+ year olds). Its okay we are basically the only people here but STILL! So here we are discussing The Rock's arms, Gerard Butler's abs and Brad Pitt's butt when our delivery guy showed up. We were talking about the movie "Troy" where I STG my friend just finished saying in reference to the butt scene "Yea, get it boy...take her virginity" while I am crying laughing. Look, he's been our delivery guy for 8 years, we love him and I think he enjoys us since he always seems to show up when we are being 100% ridiculous. Not to mention he isn't bad to look at either. So of course when he popped his head in my office our girlish giggles turned into full belly laughs, silents laughs and near snorting.
He CLEARLY heard everything we had said and was grinning ear to ear. He said since we liked 300 so much he may come dressed as Leonidas for Halloween to give us a treat *wink*. OMG, what?!?! Hold up, how long was he listening?!?!? Wait wait wait, I am married, she is married...he is married...this is WILDLY inappropriate. And while no one can look as good as Gerard Butler (DAYUM!) in 300, I am thinking he wouldn't look too shabby *tilting head to the side* (stop, bad, don't think like that, WTH woman, geez I'm just as bad as those guys I talk about...no wait...no I'm not). My friend and I made eye contact and once again burst into school girl giggles as he tried to hide his smug smile...he knew we would enjoy that sight...cocky bastard *eye roll*.
But it didn't end there...after he left we kept discussing half nekkid sexy men in movies and it was just amazeballs. She said she had a crush on this secondary-ish character from 300 which turned out to be one my "types" from a previous post...who now stars on Dominion. More giggling ensued. Like so much that our IT came see if we were okay. When he realized what we were discussing he laughed and said "I love HUMP day."
OMG what is wrong with us?!? I'll tell you what's wrong...both our husbands have been working almost non stop in the last few weeks...that's what happened. Which means WE have hilarious discussions like this, watch movies/TV Shows like the ones we were talking about and delve into porn. I'm not much into that last one so instead I will read hot & steamy fanfics (rather than my not usually sexy Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) and ogle my fav characters on TV. *pause* *rewind* "Oooooo nice" *rinse* *repeat*. Stop judging me, I need a cold shower.
