Yo, you people that flick your lit cancer stick out the window going
80mph down the interstate can
f**k off! That is still
LITTERING! You shouldn't do that. The local wildlife is holding up unsuspecting hikers looking for their next nicotine fix!
Sometimes I see them coming and they explode in a blast of embers on my windshield.
Other times I see the flying smoke stick zooming past my window.
And still other times I completely miss them.
Anyway, as I was driving, suddenly, it looked like my
f**king car was on fire!
...wait....no...
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Moving on. There I was
lala-ing along when traffic slowed in-front of me. As I slowed down I noticed the front of my car...
OMG IS THAT SMOKE?!?!?!
My car isn't that old...it should not be smoking!
Is there a tiny fire????
So I kinda panicked for a sec. I was so worried it would overheat and damage something.
Weird...no lights or alarms are going off.
Ugh what is that smell?!?!
I turned off the outside vent, what is that?!?!?!
*ew ew ew ew ew* Move people! The exit is right there!!!!
My car could explode at any second,
MOVE!
So I got off at the next exit and stopped at in the first parking lot I saw. I popped the hood and walked to the front of my car.
Odd the smoke isn't coming from under the hood.
Then I saw the little cherry glowing in my grill
*WTF*. There was a
f**king cigarette wedged in my front grill...
STILL LIT! It was only about half smoked...if that. Basically someone lit it and then threw the
f**king thing out the window.
You'd think going
80 down the Interstate would have blown it out or whatever. But it was protected.
When it hit my grill it bent in half and the lit end was inside, partially protected from the wind. The
"smell" was the slight charring of plastic, mixed with cigarette smoke coming in my
A/C vent. I pulled it out, stomped it, and threw it away. I dumped a load of sanitizer in my hand and drove the rest of the way with the windows down because my car now smelled like
@$$ baked in the sun.
Flicking a butt out the window is still littering. Its gross. Its dangerous to wildlife...
AND TO OTHER DRIVERS. If you are hell bent on smoking in your car...
KEEP IT IN YOUR CAR!
