So I was looking at pictures and I realized I am almost abnormally vertically challenged.
Take the pic of me and Jenna Coleman from a couple years ago. Now mind you I had on converse but I was a good 3" shorter than her and she is TINY. She HAD to have had on heels. Because according to the Internet (its always accurate) she is only 5'2" and I am somewhere in the 5'1" -ish range depending on my posture.
Moving on. This got my curiosity sparked. How freakishly short would I look if I took photos with any other celeb favs (without height assistance)...?
Billie Piper 5'5" - I'd be staring at her chin
David Tennant 6'1" - I'd basically be eye level to nipples.....
Tom Hiddleston 6'2" - Somewhere in that same vicinity
Peter Capaldi 6' - Chest gazing yet again
Jensen 6'1" - I'm seeing a pattern here
Misha 6' - I'm getting used to staring a man pecks
Jar Pad 6'4" - That's like belly button danger zone (hahaha, jk...maybe)
Tom Ellis 6'3" - JFC what are they feeding these people?!?
Scar Jo 5'3" - Okay a bit closer to me
Caity Lotz 5'6" - Oh come on!
Morena Baccarin 5'7" - ...really?!?! I mean shes hot so yea okay
Jason Momoa 6'4" - Combine that with his width and that is a laughable pic
Nathan Fillion 6'2" - Dude....DUDE!
Stana Katic 5'9" - I...I did not realize this...
In conclusion...I am a for realz shorty...Jenna is probably the shortest famous person I will meet...also...any future celeb meetings, I should wear heels....
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| How it looks |
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Oh and just for fun (because I've met him before)
Shaq 7'1" - It looked as funny as you are picturing. This was pre-smart phone so I don't think a picture still exists....
Also, the husband is just over 5'10" and my eyes are near his collar bone so I guess I like 'em tall-ish, ha!
Seriously though...if she's 5'2" and I'm an inch-ish shorter...that is totally just above nipple level.....
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