Sorry sorry sorry to harp on this. So I made a new friend. My new friend was extremely tall next to me in my chucks. So I asked her (not rudely) how tall she was. She said "oh I'm 5'10" but I have on 3" heels".
So that puts her at 6'1" (right?!).
I was eye level with the boobies. No kidding. We were chatting and my eyeballs were just above the center of the tata. And I mean they were nice tatas. How do you not stare at tatas that are legit eye level?!? I tried to look over her shoulder but I wasn't tall enough. So I tried to make eye contact but I am a half pint sooooo yea the struggle is real! She totally smacked me at one point (not hard)...
...Because I kept looking around like I wasn't listening but I was listening I just didn't know where to look!
She was awesome about it calling me her little American Girl Doll (hey now!).
Anyways if she was 6'1" with heels on and my eyes were mid chest then it is safe to assume my conclusions from this post are highly accurate.
Most people will say life gives them Lemons at some point in their life, and the common response is "Make Lemonade". Well I want to say I am tired of making lemonade! Why can't life give me a better 'fruit'? I hope you can learn something or at least be amused by some of the off the wall things that happen in my life. I will also post random product reviews, movie reviews, book reviews, etc...I am a random person and like to keep all my lemons in one place.
Showing posts with label height. Show all posts
Showing posts with label height. Show all posts
Thursday, October 12, 2017
Tuesday, October 10, 2017
F**k, I'm short!
So like its a ongoing joke that NolaGurl is short. But sometimes I forget HOW short I am.
So I was looking at pictures and I realized I am almost abnormally vertically challenged.
Take the pic of me and Jenna Coleman from a couple years ago. Now mind you I had on converse but I was a good 3" shorter than her and she is TINY. She HAD to have had on heels. Because according to the Internet (its always accurate) she is only 5'2" and I am somewhere in the 5'1" -ish range depending on my posture.
Moving on. This got my curiosity sparked. How freakishly short would I look if I took photos with any other celeb favs (without height assistance)...?
Billie Piper 5'5" - I'd be staring at her chin
David Tennant 6'1" - I'd basically be eye level to nipples.....
Tom Hiddleston 6'2" - Somewhere in that same vicinity
Peter Capaldi 6' - Chest gazing yet again
Jensen 6'1" - I'm seeing a pattern here
Misha 6' - I'm getting used to staring a man pecks
Jar Pad 6'4" - That's like belly button danger zone (hahaha, jk...maybe)
Tom Ellis 6'3" - JFC what are they feeding these people?!?
Scar Jo 5'3" - Okay a bit closer to me
Caity Lotz 5'6" - Oh come on!
So I was looking at pictures and I realized I am almost abnormally vertically challenged.
Take the pic of me and Jenna Coleman from a couple years ago. Now mind you I had on converse but I was a good 3" shorter than her and she is TINY. She HAD to have had on heels. Because according to the Internet (its always accurate) she is only 5'2" and I am somewhere in the 5'1" -ish range depending on my posture.
Moving on. This got my curiosity sparked. How freakishly short would I look if I took photos with any other celeb favs (without height assistance)...?
Billie Piper 5'5" - I'd be staring at her chin
David Tennant 6'1" - I'd basically be eye level to nipples.....
Tom Hiddleston 6'2" - Somewhere in that same vicinity
Peter Capaldi 6' - Chest gazing yet again
Jensen 6'1" - I'm seeing a pattern here
Misha 6' - I'm getting used to staring a man pecks
Jar Pad 6'4" - That's like belly button danger zone (hahaha, jk...maybe)
Tom Ellis 6'3" - JFC what are they feeding these people?!?
Scar Jo 5'3" - Okay a bit closer to me
Caity Lotz 5'6" - Oh come on!
Morena Baccarin 5'7" - ...really?!?! I mean shes hot so yea okay
Jason Momoa 6'4" - Combine that with his width and that is a laughable pic
Nathan Fillion 6'2" - Dude....DUDE!
Stana Katic 5'9" - I...I did not realize this...
In conclusion...I am a for realz shorty...Jenna is probably the shortest famous person I will meet...also...any future celeb meetings, I should wear heels....
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Oh and just for fun (because I've met him before)
Shaq 7'1" - It looked as funny as you are picturing. This was pre-smart phone so I don't think a picture still exists....
Also, the husband is just over 5'10" and my eyes are near his collar bone so I guess I like 'em tall-ish, ha!
Seriously though...if she's 5'2" and I'm an inch-ish shorter...that is totally just above nipple level.....
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